Sunday, June 10, 2007

Sexual Positions You Should Avoid !! 18sx Alert

So many bloggers and writers wrote about "What are the best sexual positions?"

But how many of us actually know which Sexual Positions we should avoid? With that in mind, I'll now talk about the top five mistakes guys make when it comes to sexual positions, so that way you won't continue making them.

Position Mistake 1: Imitating anything seen in a porn movie. This is probably the biggest reason that guys fail with sexual positions. The problem is that sexual positions in those sorts of movies are meant to display a good scene for viewers, not to maximize pleasure for the actors.

And in fact, one of the WORST positions for clitoral and vaginal stimulation is when the woman puts her ankles on your shoulders. With her pelvis bent back that far, she can feel pain in her cervix if you push in too far. Plus it's a position that puts pressure on her bladder. See how quickly the mood gets killed when she keeps having to stop midway to go to the bathroom!

Position Mistake 2: Trying too hard to keep your weight off the woman, in any position. To a woman, sex is a way to get closer to her man. You see, during sex, almost every woman enjoys feeling her man's body pressed hard against her.

So how much weight should you put on her? Of course, do this within limits! If you're on top off her for too long, it can feel painful for her. But the bottom line is that many, many women like to be pressured by at least some of the man's weight.

Position Mistake 3: Letting the woman do all the work when she's on top. For every woman, sex is mostly a passive activity. So by being the motionless dead whale male, you destroy the whole purpose of sex for her, which is to open herself up to you penetrating into her body.

Position Mistake 4: Being a wimp. Don'r ask permission for everything and let them take the lead. Be a dominant male instead and just "do it." Flip her over, move her here and there. Be aggressive and even toss her about like a rag doll when you want to change positions, and... she'll LOVE it! And don't worry about it. If something is going on that the woman doesn't like, she'll let you know.

Position Mistake 5: Thinking the trickier positions are better. You don't need to be upside down, hanging from a lamp, and doing something crazy. Just be normal. An old standby like the missionary (man on top, woman lying on her back) can be the best sexual position.

Tricky positions are just frustrating for everybody and often kill the mood because there's too much "where should I put my arm?"... and not enough "let's just have fun exploring."

Don't do these without adult supervision

Graphic references:
Post 1 : Deadly Scissor Leg Sex
Post 2 : Classic Erotica Romantica De Amore
Post 3 : Row ! Row ! Row ya board aye ... aye ... aye mates
Post 4 : It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's superman
Post 5 : X`treme Macho.ism Chinese Adobe Acrobat.ic Reader

4 opinion, wanna say something?:

satkuru said...

HAhahaha, that was a funny write up :P

drooolnet said...

yeah, look at the helicopter position they're tryin to do!

Kucing Mafia said...

Don't blame em, the helicopter position was design by me... hehehe

Check my newer post and you can design your own position too.

Anonymous a.k.a Chicken !! said...

It is funny.. but educational. At least to the point of being aware of what really needed to be done.