Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts

Friday, August 31, 2007

Join Butt Naked Photo Snap : 18 sx


BUTT NAKED PHOTO SNAP

In search of perfect butt, I invites all bloggers to join the hunt for
photo of perfect butt ... and naked.

The following is my photo snap of a good butt naked.



But wait .... don't run around snapping people's butt with your camera yet.

I never mentioned anything about people's butt and no ... not even animal's butt you perverted asshole.

I'm talking about this.......




This is called finger butt. Snap the best finger butt, do some cropping and editing and share with us your finger butt shot.

There's no price to offer but I'm sure we can have a good laugh out of it.

SHARE YOUR BUTT FINGER PHOTO BY LEAVING
YOUR NAME AND BUTT FINGER PERMALINK / URL
IN MY COMMENT

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Love Making The Fantastic Four Style


Different couple has different level of sexual desire. Some have it daily, some several times a week, and some once a month is enough. Some don't even bother anymore. In respect to soon to be screen on local cinema, let us take a step back and ponder which character best describe your sexual life.


Mr Fantastic, can stretch his body into incredible lengths and shapes.

Couples with Mr Fantastic sex style can be very naughty and kinky. They love to venture into into all possible sexual positions they can think of. Even better if you and your partner are part of acrobatic team.

Pro : Add spices to sex life. Best fit for youngster coz their bone structure more flexible.

Con : Risk of back injuries, long term effect, can cause osteoporosis. Drink more milk for calcium.




The Invisible Woman can render herself invisible and project powerful force fields.

Couples with Invisible Woman sex style are very pitiful. Just like choc fudge cookies, they kind of "now you see, now you don't" type of sexual relationship. Sex is very rare for them. They are just no chemistry between them, kind of powerful force field projected from each other pushing away one another. Sometime they get lucky when both force field were down.

Pro : Good for oldies, less sex mean less risk of getting heart attack or bone breaking.



The Thing possesses superhuman strength and endurance. Known for his great courage and fighting skill, yet has a heart of gold.

Couples with The Thing sex style are the luckiest of all. Their endurance level is unquestionable, the size and hardness is what everyman women dream of, and on every men wish list. Not as skillful as Mr Fantastic but with such endurance level, they would definitely master few skills.


Pro : What more to say, strength, skill, endurance, you name it.

Con : Not everyone are born with it. This only happen to ugly people. Most of the time ugly couple love are pure, like The Thing, they have a heart of gold.


The Human Torch can surround himself with flames, and fly.

Couple with Human Torch sex style are total opposite of The Thing. Their love flames with fire, hot, but just like matches, they burned out sooner than you think. Sex is short - most of time prematurely, as the fire cool off, they just fly away..... the one nite stand way....

Pro : No string attached.

Con : Ugly people can forget about this style.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Sexual Fantasy - DIY Animated "Boinking" Position on Furniture







Why do we buy furniture? To have sex on, right? For some kinky couples, Yes. Finally a furniture seller has faced up to reality and offered a web interface that lets you animate people having sex on their wares. This is shopper-centric merchandising , Tok&Stok , provides for your enjoyment three tables, three couches, a beanbag chair, and what look to be two dog beds(!).

Under the description of each item, there are five "Suggestions of use." You've got your doggy style, your 69, your reverse cowgirl, and a few other standards (and exotics) I don't recall the names of. There's a SuperSpecialBonusFeature, click on "my own style" and play with 27 variables, creating the most bizarro antigravity freakazoid borderline-non-Euclidean mf lovemonkeyness you can think off.

This give a new meaning to "Try before you buy" statement.

Sexual Positions You Should Avoid !! 18sx Alert

So many bloggers and writers wrote about "What are the best sexual positions?"

But how many of us actually know which Sexual Positions we should avoid? With that in mind, I'll now talk about the top five mistakes guys make when it comes to sexual positions, so that way you won't continue making them.

Position Mistake 1: Imitating anything seen in a porn movie. This is probably the biggest reason that guys fail with sexual positions. The problem is that sexual positions in those sorts of movies are meant to display a good scene for viewers, not to maximize pleasure for the actors.

And in fact, one of the WORST positions for clitoral and vaginal stimulation is when the woman puts her ankles on your shoulders. With her pelvis bent back that far, she can feel pain in her cervix if you push in too far. Plus it's a position that puts pressure on her bladder. See how quickly the mood gets killed when she keeps having to stop midway to go to the bathroom!


Position Mistake 2: Trying too hard to keep your weight off the woman, in any position. To a woman, sex is a way to get closer to her man. You see, during sex, almost every woman enjoys feeling her man's body pressed hard against her.

So how much weight should you put on her? Of course, do this within limits! If you're on top off her for too long, it can feel painful for her. But the bottom line is that many, many women like to be pressured by at least some of the man's weight.

Position Mistake 3: Letting the woman do all the work when she's on top. For every woman, sex is mostly a passive activity. So by being the motionless dead whale male, you destroy the whole purpose of sex for her, which is to open herself up to you penetrating into her body.

Position Mistake 4: Being a wimp. Don'r ask permission for everything and let them take the lead. Be a dominant male instead and just "do it." Flip her over, move her here and there. Be aggressive and even toss her about like a rag doll when you want to change positions, and... she'll LOVE it! And don't worry about it. If something is going on that the woman doesn't like, she'll let you know.

Position Mistake 5: Thinking the trickier positions are better. You don't need to be upside down, hanging from a lamp, and doing something crazy. Just be normal. An old standby like the missionary (man on top, woman lying on her back) can be the best sexual position.

Tricky positions are just frustrating for everybody and often kill the mood because there's too much "where should I put my arm?"... and not enough "let's just have fun exploring."

Don't do these without adult supervision

Graphic references:
Post 1 : Deadly Scissor Leg Sex
Post 2 : Classic Erotica Romantica De Amore
Post 3 : Row ! Row ! Row ya board aye ... aye ... aye mates
Post 4 : It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's superman
Post 5 : X`treme Macho.ism Chinese Adobe Acrobat.ic Reader

Friday, June 8, 2007

Cost Free and Simple Pee-pee Enlargement Techniques

Are you happy with your pee-pee, is your partner happy with it?

It's a sad-but-true fact for all too many men that their pee-pee size is smaller than they would like. There are few tricks to make their pee-pee to appear larger.

The first and easiest trick to use is to simply trim or shave your pubic hair. The pubic hair can actually hide a pee-pee' true size at first sight so trimming it back can improve its perceived appearance. Additionally, most ladies appreciate a well-groomed man, especially when they perform oral sex.

Losing those extra pounds can also make your pee-pee appear larger. Excess belly fat actually takes away precious inches of your pee-pee that become engorged by the surrounding fatty tissue. Now you can have both benefit, better look and larger pee-pee, this double-edged sword technique can effectively make your sword longer.

Finally, a long, hot shower just before sex can effectively expand the pee-pee' blood vessels and help to fill those vessels with blood. This makes the pee-pee larger and have more girth. The arousal that you will experience after the shower will also draw more blood into the pee-pee, making it appear even larger and thicker. This simple final step can prove to be an astonishingly great way to begin your foreplay.

When your pee-pee happy, you’ll be happier.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Hot sex can cure common cold

That's Bizarre: New research suggests hot sex can cure the common cold.

Swiss scientist Manfred Schedlovski claims his experiments show that regular love-making increases the amount of phagocyte cells, which boost the body's immune system and fight the microbes that cause colds.

He claims the number of phagocytes - which attack alien antibodies, causing them to self-destruct - significantly increases during sexual intercourse.

And according to Schedlovski's research, the number of phagocyte cells can even double after an orgasm, allowing alien microbes to be detected and destroyed more quickly.

Immunologist Peter Schleicher is among scientists to support Schedlovski's theory.

He told Bild am Sonntag newspaper: "Not only does sex heal our body, it also sustains its immune system."



Turbocharged your SEX with Camel Milk


"Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps"


Camel's Milk The Key To Virility?

Virmaram Jat, of India, has a libido that could put young guys to shame. The 88-year-old farmer, who just fathered twins, has never heard of Viagra but has intercourse every day, and plans to do so until death.

He attributes his virility to long walks, vegetarianism, and drinking 2-3 liters of camel milk a day. Jat lives with his two wives in a mud hut and scoffs at the notion of slowing down. Sex is natural, he contends, "there should be an urge within you to enjoy a full life... I do it daily and the best time for intercourse is between 2 am and 4 am."