The Truth About "Hantu Tindih"

SLEEP PARALYSIS a.k.a "HANTU TINDIH"

Have you ever woke up middle of the night, lie helplessly in bed, sense of been aware but unable to move or speak and having your whole body paralyze. Then you start sensing eerie and chilling effect like something is watching you. Sometimes people see dark, hairy figures, or of being in a dream-like state, yet feeling fully awake.

I did ... not once ... but many many many times

Some people says "something" is pressing you down and paralysing your whole body, top to toe. You don't actually feel the pressure, but the only thing you can move could be your eye lid, and toe or your thumb. You can't speak .. you may scream in your heart but no one would hear it.

Scary is it....

Allow me to share a few of such encounter by some of my friend and me myself.


Story #1

On one occasion, me and my other college mates were filling up evening time on empty talk and jokes. Then we start talking and sharing our experiences on this "Hantu Tindih". One of us, biggest of all, start his rubbish dare by challenging the spirit to visit him.

That night he got what he wish for. He told us he fight hard ... but that what he say laa .. what actually happen ? something we never know.

Story #2

I personally have not encounter such phenomenon until I was in my early 20's. Funny enough, my first encounter when I was sleeping in a hospital, taking care of my sick brother. It was the first time I spend my night in a hospital and after all the ghostly story I heard about such place, I was not looking forward for it.

Sure enough, the one night was the first visit. Some say, once you experienced it, it will keep on coming back. True enough, in my case... it happen many times, I lost count of it but it no longer scare me like it use before.

Sometime I don't even try to wake up and just continue my sleep. All my encounters turn out without any scary object, or monster, or ghost.

Except for one particular night...... it was a hairy big monkey gorilla, not even an old hag.
Believe it or not.... it was a sexy slim naked chinese girl on top of me..... I can feel her soft skin as I touched her arms.

Just about things to get nasty suddenly ...... poooof !!! its all gone and I was like ... noooo nooo noooooo !!!


WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED ?

You see.... when you sleep.... you fall into sleeping mode, most of the time - you dream, then you stop dreaming and wake up. These are normal stages during your sleep time.

When you sleep, you body auto shut down and its went into paralyst mode. This act of shutting down your body mechanism actually search a very important purposes. When you fall asleep, most of the time you'll start dreaming.

Once you start dreaming, you are in REM mode. REM is "Rapid Eye Movement". This shows your are in state of dreaming. Technically your body should move according to your movement in your dream. Thanks to our auto shut down function, it forcefully paralyst our body.


The reason why in the morning you wake up on the same bed is because of this system. Some people have problem in their "stop" function, that is why some people sleep walking - thought it's rare.

Occasionally some muscle part "wake up" and perform or acting as per what you dream, like leg kicking, hand grabbing glass but you can't get hold of the glass - obviously because the glass only appear in your dream.

Sleep cycle comes in 5 stages :

1. Light sleep, muscle activity slowing down, bit of muscle twitching.
2. Breathing and Heart rate slow down..... muscle complete shutdown.
3. Deep sleep begin.
4. Very deep sleep, brain activity started.
5. Brain wave activity increase, heart rate increase, breathing increase, REM started.
   

At this point where SLEEP PARALYSIS took place. When you wake up while your are still in REM state, you will experience sleep paralysis.

• You cannot move because your muscle still in shut down mode.
• You cannot talk because your in half sleep - half awake mode.
• You see black figure @ hairy monster @ pretty leng lui because in REM state you tend to hallucinate
  

SLEEP PARALYSIS will end by itself within minute or when someone touch you.

Then, within split second, you'll stop dreaming and your body mechanism start functioning as usual. Due to long hour paralysis, your body feel little bit weak in the morning. That is why you tend to stretch your hand and leg - kind of exercise.


In some cases, when hallucinations are present, people feel that someone is in the room with them, some experience the feeling that someone or something is sitting on their chest and they feel impending death and suffocation. That has been called the “Hag Phenomena” and has been happening to people over the centuries. These things cause people much anxiety and terror, but there is no physical harm.There no physical harm done - thought most of the time you will feel scared by the experiences.

Why is this happening is this a big question mark .... some say it has to do with genetic, some says your sleeping technique, some say sleeping habit.

But I personally like to believe that you just have been touch by ........

MacD Breakfast at 4?

R-RATED PHOTO AHEAD

Yees.... that was my first impression when I first heard about it.

Why would anyone sacrifice the best hours of sleeping for a lousy expensive breakfast and you had to drive out.

Any delivery? I don't know, but if they are, knowing MacD standard (Uptown Damansara Branch) it take an hour to reach you even you were on next door office, by then your breakfast I just another hard and cold .......

But then why? Why would Ronald Macdonald invest in man hour and advertising cost for a lousy business strategy? At 4am I would rather be at midnite mamak stall in Bangsar having nice hot Lick-Mi-Co-Tea and Roti Canai Pisang.

It was a big mystery until somebody accidentally captured the following photo behind one of MacDonald branch offering 4am breakfast.

Well..... hope it did solved some missing person cases... photographer name remain anonymously for protection.

Malay Champion at the Belvedere Bartender Competition

Bartenders whip up a storm at contest

THEY shook, stirred and dazzled the crowd as they whipped up two cocktails - a martini and a long drink - within a few minutes at the Belvedere Bartender Competition.

The competition hosted by Belvedere Vodka at Frangipani bar offered an opportunity to celebrate the skill, creativity and artistry of Malaysia's bartenders as well as Belvedere Vodka's belief in the art of mixing the perfect cocktail.

Ten bartenders from various five-star hotels and night outlets competed for the title of Belvedere Bartender of the Year 2007 (Malaysia).

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And the winners are ......... "drum rolling"


Mohd Adzhar Ahmad, who has been bartending at Qba in The Westin Kuala Lumpur for two years, was declared the competition's winner with his long drink named Pomarancza Ozie and martini called Smooth.

Fellow Qba bartender Rizal Junior Johari won second place with his Capito long drink and June's martini.

Mohd Erik Fiza Zulkifle from The Loft KL was third with his Belveryna and Eredevleb Framboise Tea Martini cocktails.

OMG !!!

Again, as usual, I'm not into any political business here,
I'm not blaming UMNO for Islam Hadhari,
Not even PAS DAP PKR

I'm sure they are proud of their achievement, I'm not sure
how would their parents feel, if they are still alive.

Multi Racial Ghost

Today I'm having TGIF kinda of blur blur.... While cracking my head thinking of what to blog today, I went blog surfing to some of my favourite bloggers. Everyone talking about Altantuya case. Some are still talking about Lina Joy not so joy and political issue from "bocor" here and there and recent news on food poisoning in school.

No 1 blog material always about bumi and non bumi discrimations. Malay hentam'ing Chinese for being ungrateful and Chinese sepak'ing Malays for being over pampered by government. And Indian - suck in the middle slowly being push out back to the estate.

Today and as usual, no racial hamtam'ing on my blog. Many people did not aware that we live in multi racial community but have any of us thought of multi racial ghost?

What happen to our soul after death? Chinese soul remain chinese, malay remain malay or is there something else non of us thought about since we are "not there yet"?

Our imagination runs wild, thus we came out with our own interpretation of what after life is all about....

MALAY GHOST : Two most famous ghost in Malay society are Pontianak (left) and Pocong (right). Pontianak is portrayed as woman in white dress with long hair and fugly face. Fancy a pretty wife like Erra Fazira? find yourself a Pontianak and stick a long nail behind her nail. She'll be yours.....

Pocong in another hand give no shit to nail. Since leg got tied up, he had to jump around to move, sometimes he got tired, this fella rolls on the ground. I bet he use lots of Breeze to clean his cloth. Kids used to love to hug those long sausage like pillow, until some bloody director decided to put Pocong on TV. I threw a way my sausage pillow for good.

Other traditional malay ghosts includes Toyol (money stealing SOB), Orang Minyak (Serial Rapist), Penanggal (bodyless ghost), Pelesit (use to posses others) and Hantu Raya (special escort for gamblers in Genting). Modern ghost includes, Hantu Susu and Hantu Tetek (breast), modern people are perverter.

CHINESE GHOST : Unlike Malay, Chinese does not have so much variaty in ghost. Traditional chinese ghost appear in their traditional wedding costume and also in traditonal General costume from Dynasty???? period. Like Pocong, they hope around a lot. Chinese ghost vision are limited, their head always look straight to if you duck below their waist, they can't see you. Also they use their sense of smell. They smell your breath... so if you stop breathing and duck, your are save.

These ghost can also be stop with a piece of yellow paper with some words by sticking on them, mostly on their forehead. For that reason these ghost always extend their hand forward so that they can choke you to death before you get to stick the magic paper on their head.

Recent influence from Korea and Japan horror movie give rise to newer generation of ghost. Powdered face figure with long hair and dress in white started to freak people out. Some has fugly face, and honestly, I think it's a ripped off from Pontianak image. Crazy director started to come out with more nonsense ghost and the weirdest of all is "wigs". Fcuk shit, wigs (rambut palsu la) is killing people !!!! I thought I see the worst when tomatoes start to kill people.


HINDU GHOST : I have trouble searching for image and info on Hindu ghost. I say what the heck, don't they have ghost? I hardly see hindu ghost movie either. Closest to thing called paranormal in hindu movie I've seen is human spirit turn into snake.

Then I notice, Malay and Chinese ghost character and appearance resemblance to the last suit they wear when we put them to rest. And hindu mostly cremated their love one after they died. So, no physical body, no ghost?

Ghost play important role in societies, they were the tool use to scared of children from doing nasty thing, like playing till night time, also help preventing couples making out in dark area.... etc. So for Hindu, since no ghost they had to create ghost. Thus, the legend of
Gopal Haldar begins......

PAKURTALA, India (AFP) - Measuring a mere 1.21 meters (four feet) and weighing a slight 24 kilograms (52 pound), Haldar -- now near to retirement age -- says he has been malnourished all his life.

"My mother was very weak. So I am. I am unable to work in the field," Halder said in an interview in the Sunderbans village of Pakurtala, about 90 kilometres (56 miles) south of the eastern Indian city of Kolkata in the Ganges River delta.

"I have hardly had the money to buy good food or visit a doctor. I have been suffering from malnutrition since my childhood.

Because of his poor health and stick-like physique, he added, neighbours had said he was "born to play a ghost".

He took to the idea and his reputation began to spread through the myriad islands that make up the Sunderbans.

"Wherever I go children call me 'Uncle Ghost' and peep at me through windows," a smiling Haldar said. "Women and children are even scared of going out at night in case they meet me."

His friend Sunil Chakraborty helps him perform on candle-lit stages in Sunderban villages yet to be reached by electricity and where people prefer to confine themselves in their homes after sundown.

He says it takes him only 10 to 15 minutes to do his makeup and transform his emaciated self into a ghost-like creature -- mainly by painting his sunken face, protruding ribs and skeletal limbs with soot.

"I see it as acting," said Haldar, adding that while he roams from village to village scaring the daylights out of people, his wife and son work in the fields.

"I have no regrets. Sometimes I enjoy it," he said of his spooky profession.

He mainly does his shows during the festive seasons and earns 40 to 50 rupees (about a dollar) a time, said his wife Malati, adding resignedly, "But he is addicted to smoking hemp and spends all his money on this habit."

Lighting up a hemp cigarette in front of his wife, Haldar acknowledged his love of the herb.

"(But) when I indulge myself in smoking hemp and playing chess, I wonder if I am a real ghost or a human being," he said philosophically.

A doctor at a local government-run hospital said Haldar had likely suffered acute malnutrition as a child which had resulted in hormonal imbalances.

Note of caution : The above info are based on what I have on my mind. Don't get offended if any of the info is different from facts or your opinions. Feel free to comment and be a nice ghost.

"ONE MISSED CALL" Download Famous Creepy Ringtone (MP3)

One Missed Call (着信アリ, Chakushin ari) is a series of Japanese horror movie directed by Takashi Miike. In it, college students begin receiving strange calls with a creepy ringtone. The message left on their voicemail is from themselves from a designated time in the future. Upon listening to said message, they hear their own screams of impending death.

One Missed Call Rule #1 - Received missed call, 3 days later die.

One Missed Call 2 Rule #2 - Same as above but if someone else answer your phone, he die immediately and you are safe. This time you have another variation of ghost.

One Missed Call Finale Rule #3 - Same as above, but if forwarded the missed call to your friend, you have just transfer your death to her/him.

You can watch em here http://www.crunchyroll.com/list?type=drama




Download MP3 Link

Spooky Image Caught on My Photo

It was last raya, I took my family on one day trip to Gunug Jerai, in Kedah. It was 13km ride from foot of Gunug Jerai to the resort on top. It one hell scary drive as the road were very narrow and 45 degree sharp u-turn cornering. U can even witnessed few land slide, damaging water pipe and fallen tree.

I was lucky coz that day van services were off, or else imagine having these expert van driver surprise you at sharp corner. The road so narrow, I hit side bank on the way down. Nothing happen though.

Once you reach top mountain, at 1200 ft above sea level, you are half way to heaven already. The view was breathtaking and recent renovation and development, does change the place little bit.

I heard lots of spooky story there. They even close the road at seven, and only reopen it next morning. Since not many tourist during raya time, and my hometown was just 15 km away, I have no intention to stay overnight.

I took lots of photo with my new digital camera. Photos of my kid and wife.

Night time, as I re-viewing photos taken, I notice one of the photo has more than what I intent for.

This could be the first real ghostly photo taken in Malaysia. Any photo expert wish to study my photo can email me requesting for the raw photo.

It was meant only for my kid

Apparently, or possibly my kid did tell the truth about his imaginary friend

It will never be the same again

Survival Guide to the Supernatural

When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it's really dead.

If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house--move away immediately!

Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.

If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.

When you have the benefit of numbers, *never* pair off and go it alone.

As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.

If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.

If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

Do not take *anything* from the dead.

If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.

Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.

If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.

Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.

Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.

Hantu : Panggil Namaku 3X

Available in Youtube - Username anrra , it is private video, checkout his playlist. Be his "friend" and you get to watch this movie.

This is an old movie back in 2005. The the hell, I just watched it and it is one hella good movie.

SYNOPSIS

Lara (Hayria Lontoh) a clever, shy with silly appearance girl. She lives with her grandmother, Mer (Titi Qadarsih). She always becomes the joke by her friends especially Sharon (Nita Ferlina) and Brian (Raffi Ahmad). One day, when Lara is tortured by them, there something make them all in fear. Suddenly emerge a line Rosemary Marian, panggil namaku 3x!

At the beginning, Lara doesn’t want to call the name, but the spirit of Rosemary Marian continue following her. As a result, Lara becomes braver and her appearance makes people of astonishment surrounding area. This made Sharon increasingly hates Lara. Moreover that Brian gets closer to Lara

Lara feels happy with the entrance of Rosemary Marian’s spirit, but when the spirit begin to control herself to avenge revenge, many things happen out of her desire to do.


MY REVIEW

This movie remind me of Bangku Kosong. There are few similarity, such as innocent girl, bullied by a bunch of bitches, a dead spirit possessed her and get level on the bitches, in turn dead spirit using her to get her revenge or do some unfinished business.

Nice thing bout this movie is that they using the same fx effect used in Initial D, and Matrix. Indeed if I'm not mistaken, on a scene, they actually use Initial D music as background music.

An then there's Bloody Mary concept. That's ok for me. It is like Pontianak, people came out with Sundel Bolong, Pontianak, and Kuntilanak, it's all the same but the most important is the storyline itself.

Watch it....

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Digg my nose ... err.. post.

I puncture my blood vessel

This morning I was scratching my foot and accidentally puncture one of my blood vessel. Apparently it was swollen and had small puncture from yesterday scratching. I had this bad habit of scratching things of my body, so little wound like mosquito bites would end up like scar from chicken pox.

And this morning while working on morning blog, I purposely scratch the small puncture wound and end up tearing my main vein. Blood spurt out as far as 2 feets, it doesn't hurt though.... I quickly put a pressure on it hoping the blood cloth would seal the wound as it normally does when you had blood taken with a syringe.

I'll be damn, I was wrong, the moment I took my hand off, it gushing out again, had my wife change new cloth and kinda wrap around tight hoping to slow down the blood flow. Blood all over the floor, like CSI murder scene gitu.

15 minutes later we were in clinic, and to our surprise the blood still gushing out. Doc say, long time he hasn't seen such cases. He told me, it normally happen on car accident victim. So it wasn't a normal puncture, it was torn out and need to be stitch out. Was told if bloody mary still come out have to refer to hospital and had the blood vessel sealed by burning it. Damn scary shit.

Actualy I should have buy tampon and stuck on my torn vein... ahak !! bocor lagi.

Hantu Kambing ! (Goat Ghost)

Seriously, I don't like posting other people Youtube video unless I find it worth sharing. Recently added so I presume many has not watch it yet. Be among the early bird to have a good laugh at it. I did !!

So funny it would have won USD100,000 American Funniest Home video if contested.

Have a big LOL .

Presenting .... Scariest Goat Caught on Tape !!

Dad Confesses To Burning Baby In Microwave

GALVESTON, Texas -- A 19-year-old was arrested and charged after police said his 2-month-old daughter was burned when he placed her in a microwave, KPRC Local 2 reported Wednesday.

Joshua Mauldin, of Arkansas, has been charged with injury to a child causing serious harm. He is in the Galveston County jail with bond set at $250,000. At Shriners Burns Hospital on Tuesday, doctors treated internal injuries and third-degree burns the infant suffered to the left side of her face and left hand. She is listed in critical condition. Maudlin arrived at the Quality Inn & Suites on Seawall Boulevard in Galveston last week along with the baby, his wife and mother. He called 911 on Thursday, saying that his baby had been burned in the hotel room when he tripped while carrying a pot of hot water to make coffee. But police Sgt. Annie Almendarez said investigators later decided the child's injuries were not consistent with that story.

She said investigators believe the child was in the microwave for 10 to 20 seconds."I've been doing this for a lot of years and it actually brought tears to my eyes," Almendarez said. "I'm sitting there looking at the pictures and I'm sitting there looking at him and there's nothing I could really do about it but just keep my composure and go on."Detectives said Mauldin later confessed to putting his daughter in the microwave and said he was frustrated by the demands of caring for her. He said he wanted to get rid of the stress of caring for her."When we brought him in, he was -- every day -- there was no expression, no expression at all -- no remorse," Almendarez said.

At the time the child was injured, her mother and Mauldin's mother were picking up dinner at a nearby restaurant. According to police reports, Mauldin told investigators God ordered him to go to Galveston to look for work as a minister.If convicted, Mauldin could receive a prison term of five to 99 years, as well as a fine of up to $10,000.Doctors said they expect the baby to survive. However, the long-term ramifications are not known.

Copyright 2007 by Click2Houston.com. The Associated Press contributed to this report. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Hantu Jangan Pandang Belakang

Available in Youtube since 2 days ago ... 9 parts ... Quick while it is still available.


SYNOPSIS

This horrifying and mysterious story is about a young man named Darma (Pierre Andre) whose fiance, Rose (Intan Ladyana) had died under suspicious circumstances. Determined to find out the truth behind Rose’s death, Darma and Rose’s twin sister, Seri (also played by Intan Ladyana), embark on a with terrifying consequences. Through this quest for truth, Darma and Seri starts uncovering many disturbing mysteries surrounding Rose’s death.

Their search begins at Rose’s house where the duo finds incriminating evidence, including a strange bottle and eerie images on Rose’s digital camera.

From this point on, Darma’s life takes an ominous turn for the worse. Nothing goes well for him and his work performance slides sharply. As a result, he is forced to take a leave of absence from work. Darma uses this opportunity to seek spiritual help from his aunty, Mak Lang (Khatijah Tan).

Darma’s retreat leads to the unveiling of horrifying truth behind Rose’s death. The truth comes at a terrible price, one with each Darma and Seri can hardly come to terms with. The truth will haunt the duo for the rest of their living days. What is the story behind this chilling tale? A word of caution, Don’t Look Back because you will never know who or what you come face to face with!


MY REVIEW

I admit this is one of the scariest malay horror movie. But focusing on storyline, this movie has nothing, or at least very thin story line. It lack for vital segments before you can call it a horror movie. Pontianak Harum Sundal Malam is one movie with the best storyline ever.

The suspense and chilling effect was good. Ghost are "visible" enough but makeup too much. I hate the ghost hand job (not that hand job you pervert). The hand remind me of thai traditional dancer. It was more of witch hand than a ghost. Face makeup too much I got confuse between a ghost or ugly butt monster.

Ghost has no purpose? Apparently the ghost was looking for a new master but it doesn't explain why much kill the girl? Can't her be the new master. I don't know, thin story line.

We were shown Darma been away from God for sometime and later after getting advice from his boss, he started to be more religious kind of person. He prayed before he went to bed at 12 midnite, but somehow he set his alarm at 7.30 am. Wasn't he suppose to get up earlier for suboh prayer..... mmm... half heartedly, no wonder ghost keep coming back.

Ghost #1 : Someone need a haircut. And someone need to run !!!!!

This ghost was shown to be able to fly and walk. Why suddenly need to crawl?
Dey thambi !! you are in the wrong movie dah.... this is ain't The Ring.

Hantu Bangku Kosong

Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yiuq-kO4a0
Part 2 http://www.veoh.com/videos/v429459CPCMJMMj

Synopsis

Bangku Kosong (Empty Chair), tells a story about a possessed girl in a high school. Once there was a high school girl named Clara who went missing, and the body never found. After the incident, no one dare to sit in the desk that Clara used to sit. They believed that Clara’s spirit still haunted the chair. Even the teachers believed it. A new teacher named Ms. Grace who just came to teach in the high school doesn’t believe in such things and ordered a student named Dinda to sit in the desk. After a while Dinda sit in Clara’s chair, strange things start to happen. Dinda felt connected to Clara and sometimes she possessed by mysterious spirit. Feel with responsibility, Ms. Grace and the students work together to solve the mystery of the empty chair.

My Review

What can I say, they have pretty chick as teacher. That is all enough for me to keep watching the whole movie. Seriously, Ms Grace is hot. Dinda, too young and innocent to be a bitch. And there were 3 school bullies kinda remind me of The Craft. The above review was cut and paste from another website. So basically I'm going to add some of the missing part to my review.

The story is all about Dinda, innocent and naive young girl, constantly being bullied by her 3 evil classmates. And there was this chair in the class was kept empty coz it was haunted. They tried to get rid of it but it somehow return back to the classroom. It was haunted by its previous owner.

New teacher, hot chick Ms Grace, not knowing the history about the chair and being skeptical to all these supernatural shits forces Dinda to sit on the Bangku Kosong (empty chair) and from there all the hoo haa boo crash boom bang started.

Let's move to the screen shot review.

Hot Teacher Ms Grace and Dinda
3 Bitches, left one kinda pretty, middle one look like that ugly bitch from the craft,
and that fatso, I still cannot remove the image of her face crapping out big ass shit in toilet.
Some spoiler here - big chances these three bitches my be the next ghosts in Bangku Kosong 2.

There are 2 ghosts in the movie.



Ghost #1 : Clara, the Hantu Bangku Kosong herself. She the good ghost, an unrest soul seek Dinda's assistant to help her soul rest in peace. While seeking Dinda's help, she return her favour by getting rid of the 3 bitches without Dinda knowing it lah.... Dinda so innocent mah, she got no heart feeling one.

Ghost #2 : This vengeful ghost is very nasty. She seek revenge and her heart rage with jealousy. Because of love triangle, she's killed Clara, her best friend and hang herself. Now that Dinda sit on Clara's empty chair, she mistook Dinda of being her old rival.
The above photo, she threatening Dinda with a sharp object, the same apparatus she used to kill Clara.

The first time Dinda sit on the empty chair, the whole classroom went havoc with Dinda doing some poltergeist shit and half the classroom went hysterical, paper flying around.
I'll be damn.... I tell you this scene was the best scene I've seen so far. Nothing came close to these scene in recent horror movie.

Pocong 2

You can watch Pocong in Youtube today. Search keyword "Pocong 2" not Puchong ok. Puchong kalu you go to Google Earth instead,

Synopsis

Orphan sisters Maya and Andin are live together and look after each other after the death of their parents. Maya works as an assistant lecturer and Andin is a High School student. Because Maya is going to married to her fiancé, Adam, Andin decided to look for a renting room. Together with Maya, Andin finds a nice room advertised on newspaper. It’s quite a nice room Andin rent, but series of incident happens. Andin starts seeing Pocong (shrouded ghost). Nobody believes her including Maya until Andin falls into deep depression because of this. To help her sister, Maya goes to see a psychic who can help her see whatever her sister saw. After Maya able to see the ghost, Maya through what her sister has been through. Maya finally see that her sister is in great danger because of the anger spirit.

My Review

Watch it if you haven't or you'll missed one of the seven wonders in horror film. Just look at the pocong above, dare you to stare at the picture alone at night. Originally it was 800 x 600 pixel, just to get it size reduces already scare the shit of me.

Story line was good and ending also good, though a bit confusing. Somehow part of the story kind was ripped off from The Eyes series, the one where your eyes can see ghost. But somehow, that part of being able to see ghost was the most and the best part ever in this movie. In this movie you got to see lots of ghosts. Indeed, I can tell you there are more ghost character than the human.

The main actress is very pretty. But the ghost are butt ugly.

Ghost #1 : This bad ass ghost somehow not an ugly ghost.
This is the only ghost in the movie which
the makeup artist forget to actually do their job. Perhaps this guy felt he's
too macho to play butt ugly ghost. Just like me, machoness have to
maintain in any situation.

If you wonder why the movie called Pocong but this guy got to be #1 ghost??
That because the created Pocong, he wrapped his victim in white sheet before
put buried them. So if no white sheet no Pocong lah. Correct or not !! He's like
the father of all Pocong.....

Ghost #2 : Pocong. Picture refer to the top post. Pocong has been a local classic ghost even in malay community. Since I was kid - we were feed with all kind of stories about Pocong. There was even movies about Pocong. Malay in Malaysia and Indonesia actually share the same imagination when it come to ghost. We share the same though about pontianak @ kuntilanak, pocong, toyol, hantu raya, jerangkong @ jelangkong, and etc.

Ghost # ?? - Ahak .... don' t worry.... this is not a ghost. This is paranormal or dukun, helping our friend to open her third eye. Yeah.... he's uglier than Ghost #1.

This is not the main player. This ghost just a pinch of salt to the movie. Somehow it scare the shit of me. The idea of having your dead girlfriend love you so much and decided to linger around you and licking your neck for the rest of your life is not something appetizing.

Of course that guy above did not see her. His third eye closed shut, or else he'll freak out.
This is where they ripped of from The Eyes series and also The Shutter.


Overall

It a good movie to watch with your girlfriend, alone, at nite, on a couch,
with light off, and a pack of "protection glove" for your little kiddo.
But for muslim, don't !! Do it with your wife.

Hantu Jeruk Purut

Watch it on YOUTUBE. Don't bother to use Youtube if you don't know how to search for it.

Synopsis
This synopsis is cut & paste from elsewhere, so the grammar is much better than mine.... ahak !!

Jeruk Purut is a Cemetery which is believed to be haunted. A horror novelist, Anna who wrote a story about ghost in Jeruk Purut cemetery found death at her house. Anna’s best friend, Airin is trying to solve the mystery of Airin death through the novels that Anna wrote. Besides solving the mystery, Airin also has an ambition to write a horror novel based on the Anna’s incident. Her investigation brings her to Jeruk Purut cemetery and Airin become obsessed by the ghost story. Right after Airin’s visit to the cemetery, mysterious accidents start to happen to Anna and her friends. It seems that the Jeruk Purut ghost wants Airin to stop the investigation.

My Review

Forget about story line. It was all mess up, but if you are in for some scary shit and frucking ugly ghost that will terrorise your dream tonite, you are on the right track. The intros were the best I watched so far. Intros - yes with "s", this movie has two intro scenes and it took more than 10 minutes before you get to seek opening text.



No I wasn't talking about this intro.

It is 12.30 midnight and I'm all alone downstair doing review on a ghost movie. Damn I'm one macho guy. I heard some weird sound on my backyard. Now no more. It sound like one in the ring. The scene in cellar .... I hope it as just frog, or else I'll loose my machoness soon.


The Ghosts

Let me post some of the ghost appearing in the movie and do some caption on it so that you'll understand what was it about.



Ghost #1 : Female Vampire a.k.a. Kuntilanak @ Pontianak, raped and murdered by ghost #2, when she was alive. They tried to get Maya Karim but apparently she was busy dating me that time..... Ahak ! khak tui.....!!

The female ghost decided to do some David Copperfield levitation magic on the chick, but somehow she forgot to hypnotize her, that my friend freak her out.




Ghost #2 : Headless ghost, head chopped off by villagers after he muder the above girl and a man. Not sure if he sodomized that man or not.

The headless ghost carries his head around looking for poor bustard to kill and kick ass. One nasty ghost. Previously acted in Hollowman as Headless Horseman with Johnny Deep and bitch who played Casper's girlfriend.

He is currently looking into modeling as headless supermarket mannequin.


Ghost #3 : Hantu Jeruk Purut, a young fresh manggo was murdered and cut into pieces and preserved it parts IN A JAR !! This ghost will chocked it unsuspecting victim to death and it is bad for asthmatic patients.

You don't see this ghost in the movie but this is one of the most dangerous and notorious ghost in the movie. Or else they won't call the movie - Hantu Jeruk Purut.

This ghost was actually in the movie. It was so scary they had to cut out the part when this ghost appear - or else it will not be approved by LEMBAGA SENSOR FILEM - the biggest and meanest of all LEMBAGA in Indonesia.

Like one in Malaysia, the scariest of all is LEMBAGA HASIL DALAM NEGERI, a TOYOL type ghost who steal your hard earn money - legally. Fortunately some ghost in Malaysia already extinct like Electic Ghost - Lembaga Letrik Negara (LLN).

Dear Director : Shitty Plot to avoid in future

1) A group of youngster visit already known haunted cemetery middle on night hoping to see some ghost and when a black shadow appear, they start running and screaming like sissy bitches. People who are brave enough to step foot in a graveyard middle of the nite will not run like sissy bitch. Unless the freaking ghost start eating your friend brain.

2) Stop going to a cemetery alone at night when you can actually go the during daytime. You are taking pictures, not grave robber or something.

3) Hospital always full of patient and staff nurse - making a scene with empty rooms and corridors, is nonsense.

4) When ghost chasing you, run along the corridor, do not enter room with dead body (morgue).

5) Dear director, visit disco toilet for once in your life. There is no way a toilet empty in a disco club. People drink a lot and piss a lot to.

6) When ghost appear in toilet - quite running around in the toilet - just get the fruck out.

7) When ghost disturb you in disco toilet - don't drive back home alone you idiot !! get some bitches and gayboy to accompany you home.

8) Finally, indonesia has lot of pretty chick, why can't you have one as main actress?

Above all, I still enjoy the show coz it's free.

Indonesia Horror Movie

Since we were feed with Korean-Taiwan-Japan horror movie, I kinda forget how good indonesian movie when it come to ghost movie. Tittles like Sundel Bolong, Pocong, Pontianak and etc still fresh in mind, even their old vcds still selling in stores.

One thing I like about them is, they actually show the ghost from beginning, unlike newest horror crap you got to see shadows and actor/est been chase by 'cameraman'. Same goes to Thai horror movie. Their ghost is scary shit - not just long hair girl with powdered face in white dress. This shit was scary in the Ring and when all movies start showing the same scrap - it wasn't scary anymore - hell i don't mind sleeping with one of those, feel like sleeping with japanese opera bitch.

Since I have stop donating money to local cinema and Pirate of Petaling Street on Black Pearl Stall, my only source of movie, beside tv's, would be my faithful Ares (p2p clients).

Ares provides me with good hollywood movies but almost none on asean movies. So I kinda lost track on asean movies. Recent encounter with free streaming services with tonnes of asean tv series and movies, also anime, had me spend hours on internet watching them until feels like want to puke already.

Go to this post to get the url for 2 greatest site on anime and asean movies

Few of the horror movie are good, like R-Point, Hauted Apartment, Ghost Train, One Missed Call (I, II, III), The Eyes (I, II, Infinity) - must watch - all three of them.

However, some are just being typical latest horror shit with shitty ending and smell like donkey ass. My advice is, read the reviews, especially review on last part (most movies broken into 3-4 parts) but watchout for spoiler - some stupid dude like to put spoiler in their review.

Go back to the topic, like I said, the site doesn't have Indonesian Movie, and very little Thailand movies, while these two countries provide good scary movie. I've been on Youtube long time and shamefully only recently I discover some good indonesian and thailand horror movies listed there. Berak Suci !! (holy crap) .... and these movies are good !! And subbed with malay or english.

I watched Pocong 2, Bangku Kosong, Pondok 13, The Commitment, Ghost of Mae Nak (continuation from the award winning Nang Nak), My Heart and Kuch Kuch Hota Hai. Ok... last two wasn't horror movie but at least someone died in the movie, they'll become ghost some day.

I'm trying to look for more..... and can't wait for some good one especially malay movie like Jangan Pandang Belakang.

The trick is, if you are looking for a movie always add the word "part" in your search. Example, "pocong part" "kuck hota part" doing this you'll filter out those short clip like trailer.

Have fun.

The Truth About Ghost

I have a friend. The kind of person who pray 5 times a day, the kind of person who you can trust every single word that come out of his mouth. He is well educated, he came from a highly credential religion school in Seremban (SMAP Labu), an IT expert and a degree holder in electrical engineering from Sheffield University.

Interesting fact about this guy is, he sees spirit. He can communicates with them and he has lots of interesting stories to share.

No he's not like Kurasaki Ichigo in Bleach or Sixth Sense Boy, he doesn't see spirit 24 hours 7 days a week. He can see them if he want to see them, by reciting certain verses from Quran. No he's not revealing which verse - for our own good.

I ask him, what is ghost? Actually there is no such thing as ghost. Ghost is just a general word for spiritual entity. Apart from living human being like us, we are actually sharing this world with other entities, which are dead people spirit and jin.

According to him, dead spirit does wander around, they are everywhere, but they never do harm to living soul. Their purpose of life ended when they died and they are just waiting for judgement day where they will be evaluated from the day they were baligh (matured) till the day they died. So rumors that dead spirit possessing and cause disturbance are nonsense.

However, Jin is different. They are like living human, except they live in a different dimension. They have the ability to possessed another human being, they can cause havoc of disturbance to our life. This is what we should have refer to as HANTU or GHOST. They can appear in any shape and most of the time, when they want to do shit, they show their ugly face. They can be your best friend and they can be your enemy. In another word, they are just like us, with extra power.

Here is latest story he share with me. Recently he was admitted to Putrajaya Hospital due to blood infection. He was in coma for 3 days. While he was in coma, one big mofo Jin trying to get into his "empty" body. He had to fight hard to reclaim his body. I ask him, how he fight - was it kung fu stype or what.... basically he just read some know verses thought by his sifu in fighting this big mofo Jin.

During the fight he get to know his enemy. Apparently this big Jin and his family live in Dataran Putrajaya area. Specifically the surrounding area where they plant the trees. Many other jins live there to. Everytime azan cited from the mosque, these jins run like hell into the lake.

Sure enough I'm not going anywhere near there during night time.

He once told me about his first encounter. It was friday night, he's preparing himself for the occasion. After Maghrib prayer, he cited the specific verse and wait. Minutes later a dead indian spirit pass by and they start talking. He died from a motorcycle accident. The spirit condition is same as the time he died. Blood all over his face. Damn scary, for 2 weeks my friend kena high fever.

I told me he can arrange for anyone to see these thing, but he won't do it. Unless he's sure that person strong enough spiritually.

Is he bullshitting me? I don't think so. Like I said, he's not the kind of person who lied. Furthermore, he learned all this from one of Dato Dr Haron Din student.

Raising The Dead