Friday, June 29, 2007

Ten Ways To Not Get Mugged

Nowaday, it is no longer save to walk in public places even i broad day light. People are getting hurt and some died defending themselves from getting mugged.

You can no longer rely on others as one many occasion, they tend to mind their own businesses.

Thus, I cobbled together the following impressive sounding yet thoroughly untested strategies, perfect for anyone who may find themselves in a potential mugging situation.

1. Run wild. This is where your wise decision to quit smoking, exercise everyday, and always wear sensible shoes really pays off. You should easily escape. Most of the time, muggers did not expect their victim to sprint wild. They might stood there disbelief over your action.

2. Walk in pair or group. If alone, be ready to call for backup. For this to work well, it helps to have a radio. And friends. For best results, make sure your friends are large, heavily armed and waiting in an van nearby.

3. Summon a ninja. As documented in numerous studies, there is nothing like a helpful ninja to even the odds and tap the proverbial keg of butt-kickery. Watch Naruto.

4. Transform into a werewolf or vampire. If you have any lycanthropic tendencies, now is the time to explore them. Try to get yourself bitten by a werewolf of vampire.

5. Commence projectile vomiting. Aim high. If done properly, this vicious cycle can continue indefinitely or until all criminal stomach contents have been expelled. Be sure to factor in your dry cleaning bill when considering this option.

6. Insult the muggers’ mothers. This probably won’t help, but will make for a great story if you survive.

7. Use Hypnosis. Wave your wallet or purse rhythmically while repeating key phrases like, “Your weapons are very relaxed” or “Your ears are getting hairy.” While under hypnosis, your muggers can be programmed to give up their lives of crime, to turn themselves in, or at the very least to stop biting their nails. It should be noted that this technique is only effective if your would-be felons have not pre-programmed themselves with anti-hypnotic hypnosis.

8. Develop multiple personalities. Make sure they all know karate.

9. Unleash the raging fury of PMS. This strategy works best for those with the foresight to be female.

10. Fling poop. This technique always works well for monkeys, and at this point you really don’t have anything to lose by trying. Be sure to move quickly though, because an experienced mugger will know what you are up to as soon as you reach into your skivvies.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Funny Air Traffic Controller Talk, Word For Word

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
"Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f...ing bored!"
Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"

Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."

Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."

Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7"
Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."
Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"
Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers."

Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark,... and I didn't land."

Allegedly, while taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!" Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" US Air 2771: "Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"


Novice female military controller to US bomber leaving radar coverage, forgetting the correct terminology... "You are entering my dark area"
USB: "WHOOPEE!"


Tower Controller: "BA356, proceed to stand 69"
BA: "Yes, Sir, Nose in or Nose out?"


"Mumbai, what number am I in the landing sequence?"
"By the time you land, sir, you will be number one."

And (another) hoary old chestnut: QANTAS pilot to copilot landing at Sydney, forgetting the cabin intercom was live:
"What I need now is a cold beer and a hot shiela"
Stewardess hurries forward lest worse befall.
Chorus of passengers "Hey, you forgot the beer!"

Pilot: "DAMN! That was close..."
IAD Tower: "Delta 560, what seems to be the problem?"
Pilot (catching his breath), "Near miss- was he ever close!"
IAD Tower: "Delta 560, how close was it?"
Pilot: "Well, I can tell you one thing, it was a white boy flying it."

One of the controllers came on and reported something happened to cause a further delay and that those planes in a holding pattern would need to stay there. Almost immediately, one of the pilots responded with, "Bullshit!" The controller then said something to the effect of, "Sir, the use of profane language is prohibited on this channel by FAA and FCC regulations. Please identify yourself." After a moment, one of the pilots reported, "This is flight 123 and we are negative on the bullshit." A moment after that, another flight reported in, "This is flight 456 and we are also negative on the bullshit." One by one, each and every one of the flights reported in as being "negative on the bullshit."

A huge C-5 cargo plane was sitting near where a small plane was waiting to take off. The private pilot got a little nervous because the military plane was closer than normal, and asked the tower to find out the intentions of the C-5. Before the tower could reply, a voice came over the radio as the C-5's nose cargo doors opened, saying, "I'm going to eat you."


United cargo jet (with female pilot): "This is my secondary radio. Is my transmission still fuzzy? Oakland ARTCC controller: "I don't know. I've never seen it." (Earned him two weeks on the beach) (Ack 'a former ATC')

After being informed by a pilot cleared to land in Fayetteville that he now had two light aircraft cleared to land on opposite ends of the same runway, the controller paused and transmitted "Y'all be careful now."

One very stormy morning in BOS, many planes were lined up on taxiways waiting for departure. A female pilot made a successful landing on a crossing runway after visibly wrestling her Flying Tiger stretched DC-8 through turbulence and blustery snow squalls, fighting it right down to the runway. An anonymous voice: "But can you park it?"

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Stupid things actually said in court, word for word.

Stupid things actually said in court, word for word.


No doubt some people are plain dumb.....


Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July fifteen.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.

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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.

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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.

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Q: And where was the location of the accident?

A: Approximately milepost 499.

Q: And where is milepost 499?

A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

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Q: Sir, what is your IQ?

A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?

A: After the accident?

Q: Before the accident.

A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

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Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?

A: Yes.

Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?

A: Yes, sir.

Q: What did she say?

A: What disco am I at?



Lawyers trying to look smart, occasionally end up with dumb questions.

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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about
it until the next morning?

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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

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Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

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Q: Did he kill you?

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Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

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Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

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Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?

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Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?

A: Yes.

Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

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Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?

A: I went to Europe, Sir.

Q: And you took your new wife?

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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?

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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.

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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.

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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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Q: You were not shot in the fracas?

A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.


Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Malay Champion at the Belvedere Bartender Competition

Bartenders whip up a storm at contest

THEY shook, stirred and dazzled the crowd as they whipped up two cocktails - a martini and a long drink - within a few minutes at the Belvedere Bartender Competition.

The competition hosted by Belvedere Vodka at Frangipani bar offered an opportunity to celebrate the skill, creativity and artistry of Malaysia's bartenders as well as Belvedere Vodka's belief in the art of mixing the perfect cocktail.

Ten bartenders from various five-star hotels and night outlets competed for the title of Belvedere Bartender of the Year 2007 (Malaysia).

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And the winners are ......... "drum rolling"


Mohd Adzhar Ahmad, who has been bartending at Qba in The Westin Kuala Lumpur for two years, was declared the competition's winner with his long drink named Pomarancza Ozie and martini called Smooth.

Fellow Qba bartender Rizal Junior Johari won second place with his Capito long drink and June's martini.

Mohd Erik Fiza Zulkifle from The Loft KL was third with his Belveryna and Eredevleb Framboise Tea Martini cocktails.


OMG !!!

Again, as usual, I'm not into any political business here,
I'm not blaming UMNO for Islam Hadhari,
Not even PAS DAP PKR

I'm sure they are proud of their achievement, I'm not sure
how would their parents feel, if they are still alive.

Monday, June 25, 2007

The Unconvenience Truth about Weather

Todays forecast, dark cloud, thunder storm, lighting, and expect heavy rain. Tomorrow, day after and day after and after, same old story. Whats up up there !!

We learned so much about water and condensation how the rain come about, what make thunder and lightning and yet we can't control it. So much we have learn, yet still much more to be learned.

Millions dollar were spend studying the sky, but have any of the geniuses ever thought that these weird weather possibly got to do with alien intervention? We have seen numerous proves that alien can manipulate our weather but yet no one ever thought of asking about it.

What I am about to reveal is very scary, stuff we have seen before but somehow we keep on "forgetting" about it. I don't blame you, today you can buy MIB Neuralizer for USD29.95 online. I was lucky to get my hand on the last set of Deneuralizer to deneuralized myself.

Try hard to remembers....

11 years ago, July 1996, big ass dark cloud covering all major cities. Kuala Lumpur people, rushing back home, trying to avoid heavy rain that normally followed after dark cloud. Cars were rush out from basement parking. None were fitted with submarine accessories yet.

While people expect bad news, yet it gotten horrible. Dark cloud turn firely red, it turn out to be big alien mothership spawning hundreds of little junior spaceship pouring down laser beam like heavy rain. None of Malaysia super Sukhoi were shoot down, coz they never leave runway. Apparently our pilots are still going for L classes. We were using our Nuri heli to relocate all VIPs, turn out MIA in Genting.

Fortunately, here come Amedika to the rescue. Some black ass pilot decided to play playstation sim with an alien spaceship. With the help of some genius dude, who manage to figure out how the spaceship fly, after tens of super scientists failed to do so for decades.

Both of them flew to gramma ship and manage to hook up to alien server via seriel port that fit our standard port, and upload DOS attack to an unknown alien computer system language. God bless Amedika.


Then 2 years ago, 2005, weather turn haywire. Super mega storm with super lightning shooting earth like an angry God. Tornadoes everywhere.

Apparently the lighting were use to kick start alien generator kept for hundred of years below earth surface, for future invasion. Alien tripod rose up on surface and start shooting at people. Many run away and died. But some people run toward the alien tripod miss took it as Apple latest Ipod on sales. They died to.

Since 1996 invasion, earthling have yet ready to new invasion. Amadika still in bad shape after 1996 alien attack, they were still shock from 9/11 attack. Kapitan Amadika can't do much with this tripod. For once Amadika hopeless in saving the world.

Yet, our worst enemy turn out to be our rescuer this time around. Bird Flu known as avian influenza, previously killed hundred people and million of chicken and birds. This time, the same virus released as bird poo gave alien instant death. Die alien die!!!

Se we have get rid of 2 alien nation. Is that the end of alien invasion. Did these relay strong signal to outside world that don't ever screw up with us?

No... recent thunderstorm and unstable weather lead to further investigation from the Intelligent.

From inside informers, we found out some robot alien is coming all out on us. Some alien has been living among us in disguise. Possible date of invasion is 28 June 2007. Yes 3 days more and by then you'll found out if your toaster is actually a toaster of some freaking robot relaying info to its alien boss. I've got rid of all electrical items in my house. I'm not taking any chances. None will survive, this notebook will be hacked into 4 pieces right after I publish this blog.

Some of the robot are on our side. Rumours are saying that these good alien robot are teaching our Kancil to be part of their fighter. Also known code name KANCILTRON. Apparently Gen2 was first selected but due to power window problem, they don't transform smooth enuff.

Mean time, be nice to your electronic item. Who know they might keep you alive.


Friday, June 22, 2007

Multi Racial Ghost

Today I'm having TGIF kinda of blur blur.... While cracking my head thinking of what to blog today, I went blog surfing to some of my favourite bloggers. Everyone talking about Altantuya case. Some are still talking about Lina Joy not so joy and political issue from "bocor" here and there and recent news on food poisoning in school.

No 1 blog material always about bumi and non bumi discrimations. Malay hentam'ing Chinese for being ungrateful and Chinese sepak'ing Malays for being over pampered by government. And Indian - suck in the middle slowly being push out back to the estate.

Today and as usual, no racial hamtam'ing on my blog. Many people did not aware that we live in multi racial community but have any of us thought of multi racial ghost?

What happen to our soul after death? Chinese soul remain chinese, malay remain malay or is there something else non of us thought about since we are "not there yet"?

Our imagination runs wild, thus we came out with our own interpretation of what after life is all about....

MALAY GHOST : Two most famous ghost in Malay society are Pontianak (left) and Pocong (right). Pontianak is portrayed as woman in white dress with long hair and fugly face. Fancy a pretty wife like Erra Fazira? find yourself a Pontianak and stick a long nail behind her nail. She'll be yours.....

Pocong in another hand give no shit to nail. Since leg got tied up, he had to jump around to move, sometimes he got tired, this fella rolls on the ground. I bet he use lots of Breeze to clean his cloth. Kids used to love to hug those long sausage like pillow, until some bloody director decided to put Pocong on TV. I threw a way my sausage pillow for good.

Other traditional malay ghosts includes Toyol (money stealing SOB), Orang Minyak (Serial Rapist), Penanggal (bodyless ghost), Pelesit (use to posses others) and Hantu Raya (special escort for gamblers in Genting). Modern ghost includes, Hantu Susu and Hantu Tetek (breast), modern people are perverter.

CHINESE GHOST : Unlike Malay, Chinese does not have so much variaty in ghost. Traditional chinese ghost appear in their traditional wedding costume and also in traditonal General costume from Dynasty???? period. Like Pocong, they hope around a lot. Chinese ghost vision are limited, their head always look straight to if you duck below their waist, they can't see you. Also they use their sense of smell. They smell your breath... so if you stop breathing and duck, your are save.

These ghost can also be stop with a piece of yellow paper with some words by sticking on them, mostly on their forehead. For that reason these ghost always extend their hand forward so that they can choke you to death before you get to stick the magic paper on their head.

Recent influence from Korea and Japan horror movie give rise to newer generation of ghost. Powdered face figure with long hair and dress in white started to freak people out. Some has fugly face, and honestly, I think it's a ripped off from Pontianak image. Crazy director started to come out with more nonsense ghost and the weirdest of all is "wigs". Fcuk shit, wigs (rambut palsu la) is killing people !!!! I thought I see the worst when tomatoes start to kill people.


HINDU GHOST : I have trouble searching for image and info on Hindu ghost. I say what the heck, don't they have ghost? I hardly see hindu ghost movie either. Closest to thing called paranormal in hindu movie I've seen is human spirit turn into snake.

Then I notice, Malay and Chinese ghost character and appearance resemblance to the last suit they wear when we put them to rest. And hindu mostly cremated their love one after they died. So, no physical body, no ghost?

Ghost play important role in societies, they were the tool use to scared of children from doing nasty thing, like playing till night time, also help preventing couples making out in dark area.... etc. So for Hindu, since no ghost they had to create ghost. Thus, the legend of
Gopal Haldar begins......

PAKURTALA, India (AFP) - Measuring a mere 1.21 meters (four feet) and weighing a slight 24 kilograms (52 pound), Haldar -- now near to retirement age -- says he has been malnourished all his life.

"My mother was very weak. So I am. I am unable to work in the field," Halder said in an interview in the Sunderbans village of Pakurtala, about 90 kilometres (56 miles) south of the eastern Indian city of Kolkata in the Ganges River delta.

"I have hardly had the money to buy good food or visit a doctor. I have been suffering from malnutrition since my childhood.

Because of his poor health and stick-like physique, he added, neighbours had said he was "born to play a ghost".

He took to the idea and his reputation began to spread through the myriad islands that make up the Sunderbans.

"Wherever I go children call me 'Uncle Ghost' and peep at me through windows," a smiling Haldar said. "Women and children are even scared of going out at night in case they meet me."

His friend Sunil Chakraborty helps him perform on candle-lit stages in Sunderban villages yet to be reached by electricity and where people prefer to confine themselves in their homes after sundown.

He says it takes him only 10 to 15 minutes to do his makeup and transform his emaciated self into a ghost-like creature -- mainly by painting his sunken face, protruding ribs and skeletal limbs with soot.

"I see it as acting," said Haldar, adding that while he roams from village to village scaring the daylights out of people, his wife and son work in the fields.

"I have no regrets. Sometimes I enjoy it," he said of his spooky profession.

He mainly does his shows during the festive seasons and earns 40 to 50 rupees (about a dollar) a time, said his wife Malati, adding resignedly, "But he is addicted to smoking hemp and spends all his money on this habit."

Lighting up a hemp cigarette in front of his wife, Haldar acknowledged his love of the herb.

"(But) when I indulge myself in smoking hemp and playing chess, I wonder if I am a real ghost or a human being," he said philosophically.

A doctor at a local government-run hospital said Haldar had likely suffered acute malnutrition as a child which had resulted in hormonal imbalances.


Note of caution : The above info are based on what I have on my mind. Don't get offended if any of the info is different from facts or your opinions. Feel free to comment and be a nice ghost.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Job Ad : "Those in the Muslim faith need not apply"


First thought, shit these Metro Kajang people so daring one !!!

Relax my muslim brothers, don't jump yet, you'll get hurt for nothing.

Read on this reply from Metro Kajang.




Subject:
Re: [SCK2000] Fw: Those in the Muslim faith need not apply


Dear XXXXX,

Thank you for your interest and effort to seek for further clarifications.

As you can see, Metro Kajang Holdings is a public listed company, we do involved in other business besides our core business as the property developer, to name few property management, property investments, trading, complex management, farming, abattoir as well as plantation. The reason why we put down that requirements is because the nature of business for this division is NON-HALAL (dealing with pig farm and pig slaughtering plant) and these positions (QA Manager, Marketing Manager & A/C Exec) will be based at out abattoir (pig slaughtering house) at Batang Berjuntai.
I hope the above has given you a clearer picture as to why candidates of Muslim faith need not to apply for those positions.

Regards,
XXXXX

Let see ! Things could had been worst. These Metro people got no PR staff meh?? Such big holding public listed company know nothing about public relations.

They should mention the pig thing on the ad.

Love Making The Fantastic Four Style


Different couple has different level of sexual desire. Some have it daily, some several times a week, and some once a month is enough. Some don't even bother anymore. In respect to soon to be screen on local cinema, let us take a step back and ponder which character best describe your sexual life.


Mr Fantastic, can stretch his body into incredible lengths and shapes.

Couples with Mr Fantastic sex style can be very naughty and kinky. They love to venture into into all possible sexual positions they can think of. Even better if you and your partner are part of acrobatic team.

Pro : Add spices to sex life. Best fit for youngster coz their bone structure more flexible.

Con : Risk of back injuries, long term effect, can cause osteoporosis. Drink more milk for calcium.




The Invisible Woman can render herself invisible and project powerful force fields.

Couples with Invisible Woman sex style are very pitiful. Just like choc fudge cookies, they kind of "now you see, now you don't" type of sexual relationship. Sex is very rare for them. They are just no chemistry between them, kind of powerful force field projected from each other pushing away one another. Sometime they get lucky when both force field were down.

Pro : Good for oldies, less sex mean less risk of getting heart attack or bone breaking.



The Thing possesses superhuman strength and endurance. Known for his great courage and fighting skill, yet has a heart of gold.

Couples with The Thing sex style are the luckiest of all. Their endurance level is unquestionable, the size and hardness is what everyman women dream of, and on every men wish list. Not as skillful as Mr Fantastic but with such endurance level, they would definitely master few skills.


Pro : What more to say, strength, skill, endurance, you name it.

Con : Not everyone are born with it. This only happen to ugly people. Most of the time ugly couple love are pure, like The Thing, they have a heart of gold.


The Human Torch can surround himself with flames, and fly.

Couple with Human Torch sex style are total opposite of The Thing. Their love flames with fire, hot, but just like matches, they burned out sooner than you think. Sex is short - most of time prematurely, as the fire cool off, they just fly away..... the one nite stand way....

Pro : No string attached.

Con : Ugly people can forget about this style.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Backup Your Precious Blog

You spend hours creating, updating, promoting, publishing, maintaining your blog, you probably not going to enjoy recreating it again. But as always, shit happen...
  • Maybe you hit the "Delete This Blog" button, and realised it just a microsecond AFTER you hit the Yes button. Too late. Now you have to wait for Blogger to restore it.

  • Maybe you just tweaked the template a little too much, and can't get it right again. Did you forgot to download your template?

  • Maybe you're plagued by the problem of the week, blog corruption / hi-jacking.

If you can, by a miracle, get Blogger to restore your blog. One solution for this need is HTTrack, which is a free and very easy product to use. Note this caution when using HTTrack. And note this additional advice - back up your templates separately.
  • Install it. You will want to close all open applications, and prepare to reboot afterwards.
  • Run it. The first time, you will have to identify your blog by URL and by Title, and identify the HTTrack Mirror Base Path. The mirroring itself is easy.
  • Setup a shortcut to the mirrored code. Now you can view your blog locally, whether or not your computer is online.
  • Whenever you make changes, rerun HTTrack. Changed blogs remirror quickly.
  • Its free and you can backup any website.


Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Get 'High' ~ Free Your Mind with Cocaine Online

NO, I'm not advocating anyone into illegal drug or crack !!

Now you can stimulate your mind without the bad effect of drug. Free your mind here.

http://www.neave.com/strobe/

Its free and you can get high for life if you want to.

Aloha !!

Monday, June 18, 2007

"ONE MISSED CALL" Download Famous Creepy Ringtone (MP3)



One Missed Call (着信アリ Chakushin ari) is a series of Japanese horror movie directed by Takashi Miike. In it, college students begin receiving strange calls with a creepy ringtone. The message left on their voicemail is from themselves from a designated time in the future. Upon listening to said message, they hear their own screams of impending death.

One Missed Call Rule #1 - Received missed call, 3 days later die.

One Missed Call 2 Rule #2 - Same as above but if someone else answer your phone, he die immediately and you are safe. This time you have another variation of ghost.

One Missed Call Finale Rule #3 - Same as above, but if forwarded the missed call to your friend, you have just transfer your death to her/him.

You can watch em here http://www.crunchyroll.com/list?type=drama




Download MP3 Link


My Blog is NOT Spam !!

Bloggers is fighting against Spam Blogs and nice people like me caught in the cross-fire.

Now for some reason I have to do word verification on my posting form. Apparently my blog is falsely identified as a spam blog by Bloggers automated spam fighter shit. One of the frustrations of dealing with the word verification aka captcha, is Bloggers Captcha got annoying bug. You have to verify within few seconds (10-20 sec) the characters appear or else it will be invalid and you have to redo it again. Definitely not enuff time given to post rite ??

Blogger Definition to Potential Spam

In this case, word verification is applied to certain potential spam blogs by an automated system. Because this is automated there will necessarily be some false positives, though we're continually working on improving our algorithms to avoid these. If your blog is one of the false positives, we apologize. Having the word verification on your posting form does not prevent you from publishing and does not mean that your blog will be deleted or otherwise punished if it is not actually in violation of our policies.

Apparently, my active posting triggers the mechanism.

Reported, hence their quick response,

Hello,

Your blog has been reviewed, verified, and cleared for regular use so that
it will no longer appear as potential spam. If you sign out of Blogger and
sign back in again, you should be able to post as normal. Thanks for your
patience, and we apologize for any inconvenience this has caused.

Sincerely,
The Blogger Team

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Sssyyyyyhhhh Sissy Spiderman !!



No I wasn't talking about the famous 'gay' dancing spiderman. The above is too gay`ish too deny, I would say its the total opposite of x`treme ma`cho.ism, of what this blog all about.

I watch Spiderman 3, I enjoy watching it, in general this is one hell of a good movie. Watching it for second time from my pc, you know how, make me notice how sissy Peter Parker is..... or shall I say....... Spiderman. By the way... did u guys know Peter Parker is Spiderman?

I’m just going to list off some sissy shit plot.....
  • Holy crying Batman. I counted 7 times that Peter Parker cried. Actually 6, but the 2nd last one was so bad I counted it twice.
  • Peter Parker should not sing and dance. ’nuff said.
  • Spider-Man doesn’t use his Spidey sense at all. Open season on sneaking up behind him!
  • There was a heck of a lot of computer graphics. It’s not really that they were bad, just so many of them.
  • Mary Jane really needs a punch in the face. She gives girlfriends a bad name.
  • The pacing on this movie was so bad. I like story, I don’t mind some “chick flick” type stuff… but there was so long between action moments that this movie really felt like a drag for 2h30m. I liked the final fight.
  • Mary Jane really needs a punch in the face… oh I said that already. Punch her again.
  • Superheroes should only cry when kicked in the balls.


Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Spooky Image Caught on My Photo


It was last raya, I took my family on one day trip to Gunug Jerai, in Kedah. It was 13km ride from foot of Gunug Jerai to the resort on top. It one hell scary drive as the road were very narrow and 45 degree sharp u-turn cornering. U can even witnessed few land slide, damaging water pipe and fallen tree.

I was lucky coz that day van services were off, or else imagine having these expert van driver surprise you at sharp corner. The road so narrow, I hit side bank on the way down. Nothing happen though.

Once you reach top mountain, at 1200 ft above sea level, you are half way to heaven already. The view was breathtaking and recent renovation and development, does change the place little bit.

I heard lots of spooky story there. They even close the road at seven, and only reopen it next morning. Since not many tourist during raya time, and my hometown was just 15 km away, I have no intention to stay overnight.

I took lots of photo with my new digital camera. Photos of my kid and wife.

Night time, as I re-viewing photos taken, I notice one of the photo has more than what I intent for.

This could be the first real ghostly photo taken in Malaysia. Any photo expert wish to study my photo can email me requesting for the raw photo.


It was meant only for my kid

Apparently, or possibly my kid did tell the truth about his imaginary friend

It will never be the same again








Internet Explorer Is Evil ! Bill is the Devil !

My traffic statistic shows one every two visitor are IE users. Are you one of them?

Internet Explorer lost half of "The Internet Browser" market after dominated it for a very long time. Firefox is making strong inroads against the Microsoft product's dominance. To date, over 75 million copies of Firefox have been downloaded by users around the world. If you are not part of the 75 million, be one today. Click the button below, or Firefox sponsored button on my side column. Act now before IE do more damage to your PC.


Here are some reasons why you should replace Explorer with Firefox.

1. No Pop Ups. Unlike Explorer, Firefox has a nifty pop up blocker in place. No more garbage to fill your screen as you search the internet with Firefox. Can't say the same for Explorer, however.

2. Your Security. Spyware, trojan horses, and ActiveX controls are stopped in their tracks. Explorer limits through unreliable third party downloads.

3. Quick Downloading. Downloading files is a snap as they are done quickly and painlessly. Once Firefox completes the download you will be prompted to clean up [remove] unneeded files.

4. Tabbed Browsing. Surfing the internet is easier as users can open up one window and set tabs for quick access to multiple web pages. Specifically, all your browser windows actually work within one window, each marked by tabs that you can click in and out of with ease.

5. Tons of extensions, themes, and plug-ins. You can customize Firefox to work the way you want it to work. Download an ad blocker, a new toolbar, a special theme, or include plug-ins such as Adobe Reader, Windows Media Player, Shockwave, Flash Player, and more.

Firefox is not perfect, but it goes a long way further than Explorer in giving users an enjoyable internet experience. For this reason alone, it is worth being downloaded by you.


Special Preview of Next Generation of Windows, after Vista.

Still cannot find good reason the drop your IE? The following ist might help....

60 More reason why you should drop IE

1. It is EVIL!!!!!!!!
2: Having an obsolete browser laying around is a waste of hard drive space
3: Despite what Bill claims, it's not really free. Each installed copy of IE costs exactly one soul.
4: IE has more bugs than a bait store!
5: Just opening it automatically signs you up for the security hole of the week club.
6: It can send your personal information to Microsoft.
7: It's been known to bite people's heads off.
8: Its installation process overwrites system DLLs with newer version that are not always 100% compatible.
9: Firefox is way cooler.
10: Microsoft wrote it. Do you really need another reason?
11: It scares young children.
12: Borg implants tend to itch like crazy.
13: It's proprietary; they don't want you to know what's in it. Mozilla / Firefox's source code can be downloaded for free.
14: IE is "integrated" in to Windows. Firefox is a well behaved application. When IE crashes or screws up it can hose the system. No other browser can do that.
15: The DOJ isn't after Mozilla.org!
16: ActiveX allows hackers to do ANYTHING with your system. That's not true with Java.
17: Microsoft's Java is not compatible with standard Java and vice versa.
18: Mozilla / Firefox is available for more platforms that Internet Explorer. Heck, IE 6 doesn't even run on Windows 95! And IE for the Macintosh has been discontinued!
19: If the install fails it can leave your system unusable.
20: Internet Explorer is evil.
21: If the install succeeds your system will be unusable.
22: Who in their right mind would want to view their hard drive as a $#%#@ web page?!
23: Overactive desktop? What exactly does that *DO* besides slow down the computer anyway?
24: Yes, we all want advertising on our desktops don't we? Nuke the channel bar.
25: You will just love the oversized tool bars if you have a 640*480 screen.
26: IE on Windows 95 is basically Windows 98. And you know what a mess Windows 98 is right?
27: It has been rumored that IE can cause modems to explode.
28: Both the installer and the uninstaller are about as stable as nitroglycerin.
29: Need to use IE 5.5 AND IE 6? Forget it, you would have to dual boot between browsers... because IE is part of Bills OS.
30: Remember that RAM upgrade you did a few months ago? Well, you will need more.
31: 50 megs free on drive C: and 5 gigs on drive D:? Sorry, it installs 98% of its crap in the Windows system folder on drive C:!
32: Did you ever notice how easy it is to mistype "IE 4" as "IE $". Or is "IE 4" the typo?
33: IE has been proven to cause cancer in lab animals.
34: Once Microsoft crushed Netscape, they ceased any attempts to improve IE. (Not that they had put much effort in to it as it is).
35: ActiveX is limited to IE on x86 based Windows. It won't work on Mac, Linux, DOS, Windows 3.1, etc. or with other browsers.
36: It will make your monitor spin and vomit.
37: Do you really understand the IE license in legal terms? You are now Bill's towel boy.
38: IE is so evil, even Satin won't use it.
39: All web content works better in Firefox.
40: IE is such a smelly piece of crap, even South Park's Mr. Hanky won't get near it.
41: The web is based on open standards. Open standards are incompatible with Internet Explorer, or any Microsoft product for that matter.
42: If you care at all about the data on your hard drive you won't open IE.
43: Microsoft forces people to install and use it through bundling and unnecessary integration. If it were really any good do you think they would have to do that?
44: AOL uses IE.
45: Did I mention IE is evil?
46: Each time a copy of Internet Explorer is installed, Bill Gates has an orgasm. Remember that.
47: IE's full name, MSIE is pronounced "messy". Do you really want to be a "messy" user?
48: Because "Everyone is doing it". That is the wrong reason to do anything.
49: Because management thinks IE is good.
50: For businesses, IE and Windows XP have no place in a business environment because of all the non-optional garbage and distracting bells and whistles.
51: Because only a couple of the entries in this list are jokes. The rest are TRUE.
52: Mozilla / Firefox, Opera, Safari, Konquer, and Netscape are light-years better, have newer releases, and are more up to date than IE.
53: Netscape has a cool mascot, Mozilla. Microsoft has Evie the Evil "e".
54: IE changes the way your Windows 95 desktop works even if you don't install the "enhanced" desktop.
55: At various points IE identifies itself as being "Mozilla" compatible. Why use a bad clone when you can use the real thing instead?
56: For the longest time Compaq shipped business computers with Windows 95 (or NTWS 4), not 98 because many companies didn't want 98 and its mandatory browser.
57: IE was so buggy that when Compaq shipped IE 4.01 on Windows 95, they included a nice little leaflet titled in big letters "Problem with Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.01 for Windows 95 - Computer Non-responsive on Shutdown"
58: Because if a huge multi billion-dollar corporation can't keep spyware and viruses from infecting their browser, but a bunch of open source "hippies" can, then there is something seriously wrong.
59: If 98lite can actually make money off of a program that uninstalls Internet Explorer, then there is something seriously wrong with IE.
60: Every time you open IE you get a big whiff of 1998 (peuey!).

Disclaimer: I can not be held responsible for the damage or loss of data that IE will cause. Anyone who installs IE because of this list deserves what he/she gets.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

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Monday, June 11, 2007

How to Mentally Abuse A Person



Physically abuse a person can get you into trouble with lawmaker, but not MENTAL ABUSE. Words won’t leave any measurable physical damage, but they will cause progressive, long-term harm. Never underestimate the power of words: words are used to brainwash.

  • Words that sharper than sword – Calling them “stupid”, “ugly”, “lazy” or “worthless” hurt them. The first times they hear it, it's like having sharp sword cut through their heart. However, do not over used it. In time they “may get used to” hearing it, thus the effect lessen. The words used would eventually bring them down, killing their confidence and belief in themselves.
  • Always told that it’s their fault - Somehow, whatever happens, however it starts, the ultimate blame is always theirs. Notice that we are talking ultimate blame here. If you are at fault, turn the table by telling them that your behavior was caused by what they said or did. In fact, your argument runs along the lines that they can’t possibly blame you for anything.
  • Make them believe in you more than they are to believe themselves - What it means is that they have become so brainwashed they’ve stopped trusting in their own judgment. Their mind keeps throwing up the observations and questions because, deep down, they know that what is happening is utterly wrong. But right now they can’t trust their own instinct.
  • Get their sympathy vote - Make them hear what you are saying and apologize for the hurtful things they’ve said to you. Make them guilty for the pain they’ve caused. When they are constantly listen to your feelings, that is, unquestionably, mental abuse for them.
  • Demand more, its never enough - They do everything they can to make you happy, but it’s never good enough, always ask for more. These work best if your are highly desirable by them. Let them think they live in a love-based relationship, when in reality they are living in a control-based relationship. You have created a feeling of personal power, at their’s expense.
  • Make them feel unsecure - Put fear in the relationship. Outburst whenever they say or do hurtful things. Threaten them a little bit, create some fear of losing you in their heart. Fear is a vital part of a mentally abusive relationship. It enables you to maintain control over them.

Having said that, we have to be aware that mental abusive may cause enormous emotional damage to the victim because they are mentally working defending against it. Some may take it well, while some may struggler. Not knowing their limit can cause undesirable damages, like mental illness, shooting rampage, suicide, even worst homicide with your blood spattered around the house.

Therefore, you do need to work a programme specifically geared to mental abuse recovery. Just in case......


Bill Gates Sudah Lupa.....


Bill Gates sudah lupa mau upgrade their Add Font Browsing Format. Ordinary Dick, Tom and Harry, would have cried looking for Desktop or even My Documents.

Apa sudah jadi?

No you are not looking at Window 3.11 browsing screen, in fact the above is Window XP Professional SP2. Tak percaya, try install a font your self.


How is VISTA?

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Sexual Fantasy - DIY Animated "Boinking" Position on Furniture







Why do we buy furniture? To have sex on, right? For some kinky couples, Yes. Finally a furniture seller has faced up to reality and offered a web interface that lets you animate people having sex on their wares. This is shopper-centric merchandising , Tok&Stok , provides for your enjoyment three tables, three couches, a beanbag chair, and what look to be two dog beds(!).

Under the description of each item, there are five "Suggestions of use." You've got your doggy style, your 69, your reverse cowgirl, and a few other standards (and exotics) I don't recall the names of. There's a SuperSpecialBonusFeature, click on "my own style" and play with 27 variables, creating the most bizarro antigravity freakazoid borderline-non-Euclidean mf lovemonkeyness you can think off.

This give a new meaning to "Try before you buy" statement.

Sexual Positions You Should Avoid !! 18sx Alert

So many bloggers and writers wrote about "What are the best sexual positions?"

But how many of us actually know which Sexual Positions we should avoid? With that in mind, I'll now talk about the top five mistakes guys make when it comes to sexual positions, so that way you won't continue making them.

Position Mistake 1: Imitating anything seen in a porn movie. This is probably the biggest reason that guys fail with sexual positions. The problem is that sexual positions in those sorts of movies are meant to display a good scene for viewers, not to maximize pleasure for the actors.

And in fact, one of the WORST positions for clitoral and vaginal stimulation is when the woman puts her ankles on your shoulders. With her pelvis bent back that far, she can feel pain in her cervix if you push in too far. Plus it's a position that puts pressure on her bladder. See how quickly the mood gets killed when she keeps having to stop midway to go to the bathroom!


Position Mistake 2: Trying too hard to keep your weight off the woman, in any position. To a woman, sex is a way to get closer to her man. You see, during sex, almost every woman enjoys feeling her man's body pressed hard against her.

So how much weight should you put on her? Of course, do this within limits! If you're on top off her for too long, it can feel painful for her. But the bottom line is that many, many women like to be pressured by at least some of the man's weight.

Position Mistake 3: Letting the woman do all the work when she's on top. For every woman, sex is mostly a passive activity. So by being the motionless dead whale male, you destroy the whole purpose of sex for her, which is to open herself up to you penetrating into her body.

Position Mistake 4: Being a wimp. Don'r ask permission for everything and let them take the lead. Be a dominant male instead and just "do it." Flip her over, move her here and there. Be aggressive and even toss her about like a rag doll when you want to change positions, and... she'll LOVE it! And don't worry about it. If something is going on that the woman doesn't like, she'll let you know.

Position Mistake 5: Thinking the trickier positions are better. You don't need to be upside down, hanging from a lamp, and doing something crazy. Just be normal. An old standby like the missionary (man on top, woman lying on her back) can be the best sexual position.

Tricky positions are just frustrating for everybody and often kill the mood because there's too much "where should I put my arm?"... and not enough "let's just have fun exploring."

Don't do these without adult supervision

Graphic references:
Post 1 : Deadly Scissor Leg Sex
Post 2 : Classic Erotica Romantica De Amore
Post 3 : Row ! Row ! Row ya board aye ... aye ... aye mates
Post 4 : It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's superman
Post 5 : X`treme Macho.ism Chinese Adobe Acrobat.ic Reader

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Keyword and Adsense - make sense or not?


Immediately after I publish the above post , I new adsense ads appear. Coincident? I dunno. But checkout the yellow mark, TINKERBELL and TINDERBOX, how does adsense keyword algorithm work eh?

Anyway, to find out click my adsense ads.... ops.. sorry, breaching TOC oledi...!!!

Back To The Prison, starring Paris Hilton and Tinkerbell




Paris Hilton Ordered Back to Jail!

http://www.usmagazine.com/paris_hilton_24

Friday June 8, 2007

L.A. Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer ordered Hilton on Friday to return to the Century Regional Detention Facility in suburban Lynwood, just one day after sheriff's officials released her to house arrest. The judge also ruled that Hilton will have to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence in the jail facility.

Following the decision, Hilton was escorted from the courtroom by two deputies as she screamed, “Mom! Mom! Mom!”



Return To Me, My Ex

Somebody read my bloody post titled How to Hijack Somebody's Girlfriend and successfully hijacked your love one?

My bad. And I'm truly sorry. You should have read my other post "20 Signs of Cheating Spouse.", at least you know it's coming and be prepare for it by reading these post Cost Free and Simple Pee-pee Enlargement Technique... or Do You Want Bigger Boobs Without Surgery Pain? and apply it which ever relevant to your gender.

Being dumped is no fun business, you experienced the anguish of a breakup, emptiness and perhaps even utter despair, you may find yourself spending endless hours trying to find a way to get your ex back.

Fear not love angel is here. To make up on you poor ladies and gentlemen, I'll teach you on how to get back you ex, no matter what.

Forget about getting advices from friends, families and co-workers, after a few weeks you will now have perhaps a dozen different “ways” to get your ex back. The problem with the vast collection you have assembled is that they are ALL WRONG!

To get your ex back you need a step by step approach that is proven to work.

There are however a few rules that should be followed if you truly want to get your ex back

1) DON'T BEG - The more you beg, the less likely it is to ever occur. People want adventures and they don't appreciate easy to get stuff. Begging is cheap !!

2) DON'T BE A JERK - Comments such as “leave me and, jump off the roof, or join the Army, or become a monk”, all make you look silly and don’t make you desirable, just a fool.

3) BE ACTIVE AND MORE HAPPENING - Take focus off your ex and get active in your community, join a club, go to church/mosque, join friends on a camping trip or start hiking with your friends.

She or he, will soon hear that you are doing just fine and will soon wonder why they broke up with you….and maybe even get a little jealous. Do this and retake charge of your relationship, whatever stage your at.

Soon, HE / SHE'LL BE BEGGING FOR YOU.

Now that you have her / him in your palm, you decide their destiny. To revive the love you have been missing OR taking sweet revenge by dumping her / him, the way they did to you.

Maybe soon I'll post on how to dump your special one. Even better, How to dump them and make them look guilty. Bookmark this blog now.


Friday, June 8, 2007

20 Signs of Cheating Spouse.



Is your spouse cheating on you?

Be alert on these signs of a Cheating Spouse:

1) Your best friend start acting strangely, either they know about your cheating spouse or they are cheating with your spouse.

2) Your spouse sets up a new e-mail account and doesn't tell you about it.

3) You husband suddenly leaves the house in the morning smelling branded EDT.

4) Your lazy spouse suddenly joins the gym and begins a rigorous workout program.

5) Your spouse change from postpaid to prepaid phone (no bill mah!)

6) The cheating husband carries condoms, and you are on the pill.

7) Begins to delete all incoming phone calls from the caller ID.

8) Deletes all incoming e-mails when they used to accumulate.

9) He becomes "accusatory," asking if you are being true to him, usually out of guilt.

10) Raises hypothetical questions such as, "Do you think it's possible to love more than one person at a time?"

11) He buys himself new underwear.

12) She buys herself new Victoria Secret - and the only Victoria Secret you see if a crumpled receipt.

13) He insists the child seat, toys, etc., are kept out of his car. You 'Baby on Board' sticker gone missing.

14) Spends an excessive amount of time on the computer, smiling, especially after you have gone to bed.

15) The amount of money being deposited into your checking account drops off.

16) You get calls where the caller hangs up when he or she hears your voice.

17) He/she loses attention in the activities in the home.

18) She goes to the store for groceries and comes home 5 hours later.

19) Your spouse do lots of overtime, but it doesn't reflect on their paycheck.

20) Most obvious sign is, without any reason he/she ask you if you are cheating on them.

Cost Free and Simple Pee-pee Enlargement Techniques

Are you happy with your pee-pee, is your partner happy with it?

It's a sad-but-true fact for all too many men that their pee-pee size is smaller than they would like. There are few tricks to make their pee-pee to appear larger.

The first and easiest trick to use is to simply trim or shave your pubic hair. The pubic hair can actually hide a pee-pee' true size at first sight so trimming it back can improve its perceived appearance. Additionally, most ladies appreciate a well-groomed man, especially when they perform oral sex.

Losing those extra pounds can also make your pee-pee appear larger. Excess belly fat actually takes away precious inches of your pee-pee that become engorged by the surrounding fatty tissue. Now you can have both benefit, better look and larger pee-pee, this double-edged sword technique can effectively make your sword longer.

Finally, a long, hot shower just before sex can effectively expand the pee-pee' blood vessels and help to fill those vessels with blood. This makes the pee-pee larger and have more girth. The arousal that you will experience after the shower will also draw more blood into the pee-pee, making it appear even larger and thicker. This simple final step can prove to be an astonishingly great way to begin your foreplay.

When your pee-pee happy, you’ll be happier.

How to Hijack Somebody's Girlfriend

You meet s a fantastic girl. You are enjoying a nice conversation together, only to find out halfway through that she has a boyfriend. Have you ever found yourself in this situation? This can be a frustrating situation. In fact, many men become quite discouraged with so many of the attractive, intriguing women already taken. So, you’re not alone.

You have two choices. You can either take action or let them live happily ever after. Now, before I continue let me mention that I am not suggesting you destroy a good relationship. This situation can cause someone to get hurt. So, if you meet a terrific girl with a boyfriend, try to keep it as a friendship while you date available women. This can avoid someone getting hurt, and you will be happier on the long-run.

However, if you are one of those guys that desperately want her to more than a friend, pay attention as you read below. I have provided some steps to make her leave her boyfriend and want you instead.

Step 1: Take a Closer Look at the Relationship

Now, I am not suggesting you analyze the relationship between her and her boyfriend. Rather, you must look at your situation with her. If she already considers you in the “friend category,” her boyfriend is not the issue but probably more the friendship. Women tend to hesitate dating a friend. They either do not want to ruin the friendship, or just cannot look at you other than platonically.

She may even get rid of her boyfriend at some point and still not want to cross the line of friendship and date you. To overcome this, you must transition out of the friend zone and into a guy she could date. Stop acting so much as a friend would and start acting like a potential date.

Step 2: Pretend He is Not Around

Now that you have analyzed your current relationship with her, you can move on to what you should do when you are actually with her. Or, maybe it is better phrased as what not to do when you are with her. Do not bring up the fact that she has a boyfriend. Basically, you should ignore him. Do not talk about him, but wait to see if she brings him up. This gives you the opportunity to evaluate her actual level of interest in him.

If she rarely talks about him, her true interest in his is probably low. This only makes it easier for you, as she will much easier get rid of him at some point. During this time, just keep up with your flirting skills and work on how attractive you are to her. Don’t make her boyfriend an issue if he really isn’t one.

Step 3: Do Not Criticize Him

If she does bring her boyfriend into the conversation, you will need to take a different approach. You need to turn her interests away from him and to you. Intrigue her and make her curious. Hopefully, she will begin to start to look at you as everything she is missing out on dating the other guy.

Keep in mind, though, that you should not talk negatively about him as this will only result in her defending him. The point is to keep her mind off him and on how great you are. So, if she does talk about her boyfriend, respond positively on how great he sounds. This leads us to step four.

Step 4: Go Ahead and Talk About Him

No, I am not contradicting step two above. You should ignore the fact that she has a boyfriend only when she does not bring him up. Follow her lead in that sense. However, when she does talk about him, go ahead and talk about him also. During the conversation, ask questions and emphasize what appear to be his positive traits.

There is a strategy and purpose to this. Say something like, "What a cute couple you both make. In a few years, I can see you married, with four kids and a house in the suburbs." She will then start thinking about her future and fear of losing her autonomy and independent lifestyle. She will start to think about what she could be missing out on by staying with him.

Step 5: Compare Your Boyfriend Skills

This is a two-fold step. First, tell her how terrible of a boyfriend you make. The point is to describe yourself as a guy who would never settle down and just loves life. Women like a little challenge, but you cannot leave it there, though, or she will do the same. You must explain why. Transition into conversation about how much you love life. You want to portray that, despite your poor boyfriend quality, you would be a fun boyfriend and bring a lot of excitement into the dating relationship.

By following the advice above in combination with basic dating techniques, you can turn a woman’s attention from her current boyfriend and toward you. Change yourself in her eyes from a friend to a potential date. Remember, many women are in a relationship because it is convenient. In time, she will become weary and want to be around you, that exciting and fun guy in her life. Once this occurs, she may just get rid of her boyfriend and turn all of her attention to you!

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Do You Want Bigger Boobs Without Surgery Pain?

Most men love big boob chicks. Me one of them.... but how about woman?

Most women also want larger breasts and are willing to go to great lengths in order to attain them. Cosmetic breast augmentation is one of the most frequently performed surgeries, and the number of surgeries increases each year. However, augmentation surgery is a serious procedure: excessive bleeding may happen, scars can be long-lasting and painful, and significant sensitivity or numbness may persist, sometimes permanently, not to mentioned the risk of breast cancer.

If you want to know how to get larger breasts without resorting to surgery, know that there are many natural breast growth products on the market that can help you increase your cup size and your satisfaction with the look of your appearance.

Products that help you grow larger breasts usually contain either progesterone or estrogen as their active ingredient. Both of these hormones are secreted by the ovaries during adolescence and are the primary determiners of breast growth and eventual size. Taking these hormones helps your body build new mammary tissue; however, progesterone tends to yield more permanent results.

Products for developing larger breasts usually contain a blend of herbs as well as other therapeutic ingredients. Herbs such as wild yam, fenugreek, saw palmetto, and fennel have been used for centuries to treat various female ailments and encourage breast growth.

This growth primarily comes in the form of increased fatty tissue in the breasts. Fat is what makes up the majority of the breast, and women who have higher body fat levels usually have larger breasts. Women who want to know how to get larger breasts sometimes worry that taking a natural breast enhancement product will cause them to gain fat in other areas, but this is very rarely a problem.

Another option that is helpful to try if you want larger breasts is massage: there are breast massage techniques that reportedly help breasts increase in size and firmness. Although breast massage is obviously a tricky area, some masseuses are trained and able to perform proper breast massage.


Breast pumps are often sold as breast- enhancing products, but the pumps are not very effective nor convenient. A woman may need to spend as much as an hour a day with a vacuum pump to reach the recommended daily usage time of thirty minutes. While newer models are more gentle than older models, a breast pump is still capable of breaking blood vessels and can cause damage.

Women who want to know how to get larger breasts obviously would prefer not resorting to surgery. With the many natural enlargement options available today, they don't have to.

Many men are more than willing to lent our "breast enhancement tool" for free, and we don't mind spending hours of time and effort. We guarantee our gentleness will not break your bloog vessels but we definitely cannot guarantee any wasted of milk secreted during the process.

Term and conditions applies, young and pretty is an added advantage.