Tuesday, March 11, 2008

"Hire Me Please !" Samy Vellu

To Whom It May Concern:

The purpose of this letter is to recommend Samy Vellu for any suitable position available.

Mr Vellu possesses excellent planning and administrative skills necessary to administer any new or defective project, while gaining the acceptance of other cronies. The work he produces is almost on-time and not so accurate but repairable. This has made Mr Vellu a velluable part of our management team. During his 30 years glory period as MIC leader, he have acquired a larger percentage of Indians support. I believe his good tongue twisting skills and pleasant personality have helped our country grow.

During the last forty eight years Mr Vellu has worked her way from ordinary MIC member to top post 20 years later. This is due primarily to his ability to quickly pointing finger at others and denying all faults, Mr Vellu is unique individual with unique hairstyle, who can accept responsibility to approve a project with little oversight or direction. I would highly recommend him to any company seeking these qualities in an individual.


Datuk Seri Abdullah bin Haji Ahmad Badawi

Still Prime Minister

Attached : Resume.