Streamyx : Bad ISP or Stupid Users?

I heard enough ignorant people complaining, bombarding and screwing TMNET over so-called "problem" in internet services.

I have been using Telekom internet services since dial up 56k modem till today on neighbou-ring shared WIFI. Back then, I hardly had any serious problem with the line and connection, apart from occasionally slow connection, considering 56k modem, nothing much I can ask for.

I have no doubt TMNET Customer service need to brush up their skills. Maybe too much money spend on advertising, they have decided to cut cost on human resources by hiring unskilled workers.

So, what are people been complaining about? Basically 2 issues : Poor Internet and Poor Customer Service.


CUSTOMER SERVICE

I'm sure anyone who called customer service line got tired of them having thru petty checklist like script reading and yet not get anywhere near solving your problem.

"Encik... give your name ...username.. bla bla bla"
"Encik ... see which light got blink, no blink...."
"Encik ... have you reset by turning your modem on off"
"Encik ... try restart your PC"
"Encik ... have you taken your bath this morning?"

WTF ... then you start cursing I have done that done this on that off this...

Don't you all realised, as the above solution may not solved your problem, but it actually does help solving 60-80% calls coming in from a newbie....

Don't you all know, more than 80% computer problem can be solved by rebooting your machines... same goes to modem and router and etc.... we IT semi expert may have known this fact but today, even untie, uncle, grandma, grandpa .... even my cat goes online....

And what happen when these newbies face problem .... who do they call... customer service.

Unlike us, they dun dare to touch restart button, afraid it may goes boooom ! on them.

So next time Customer Service people reading their script ... just act accordingly. Or brush up your own diagnostic skill.... don't reply to much on other people to clean your shit.



INTERNET SERVICE

Is our internet service, specifically STREAMYX so bad?

I am on 1mb package, SHARED WIFI between 3-5 houses and yet I can still surf and download stuff without cursing anyone, apart from some annoying and disgusting Indah Water advertisement occasionally appearing on TV while I was eating.

I notice PJ people do complaint soo much. These sucker trying to surf internet during peak office hours, where millions of internet lazy asses surfing for porntube during working hours. It is kind a like Agloco, get paid to surf... by your company.

They complaint complaint... ofcourse it slow down, one office connection shared by tens twenty staffs .... you do the maths.

Another problem could be your own phone line. Bad phone line caused bad internet connection and drop line. Bad phone line cause by loose connection, rat having your phone cable for lunch.... monkey swinging over your phone cable... hey it happened to me in Puchong.

Enough said.

10 Common Lies Told by Women

In general, a woman may lie to you.... period. They lie because, as caring creatures they want to spare the feelings of the man they are dating or seeing.

So, here are some common lies told by women that you should know. Someday you might hear them from your partner and it is better to know their real meaning.

1. You’re perfect. I love you just the way you are and I wouldn’t change a thing about you.

The Truth: Bullshit.... what are you? Mr Perfect.... yeah right... when women in love, they goes blind. As time goes by, she will start seeing the dark side of you. By then, ewww.... you are too hairy, eeee you smell like old shoes, errrkkkk... you snored soo loud... bla bla bla bla...

2. You’re right.Every time you are arguing with you’re girlfriend usually ends up by telling you that you are right. You win.

The Truth: That was just the easiest and harmless way to say "Shut The Fark Up!!"

3. I’m fine. Nothing is wrong.

The Truth: If "nothing is wrong" and she's "so fine", why the hell is she not talking to do after that? or act strangely? Obviously they don’t want to tell the real truth but they are expecting that men to magically figure out that something is wrong.

4. I do love sports honey, especially football.

The Truth: She just want you to see her different from other girls. The truth is, David Becham is just another fashion icon.

5. I like spending time with your friends.

The Truth: Women would rather spend precious time with you, alone, rather than the whole bunch of gun squad.

6. Your family is adorable, so I like spending time with your family.

The truth: Maybe twice a month. Women and mother-in-law.... can never mix... like water and oil.

7. Your bank account doesn’t matter.

The Truth: Love don't feed family, you cannot buy groceries with love, love don't drive you from one place to another.... stop living in fairy tale world... even fairy tales talk about prince, princess .... all loaded with golds.

8. It doesn’t bother to me if you look after women or go with your boys at strip-clubs.

The Truth: Would you mind seeing your girl surrounded by guys?

9. You are very good in bed.

The Truth: Maybe this is true, but it could be a lie.... only you and her know best.

10. Don’t worry, it happens to everyone.

The Truth: She is upset and do it again the next time, you mighthave to be worry.

With all these presented, now will be more easy for you to know when your girlfriend is lying. As you see, what a woman says is not what she really thinks.

How to Look Rich ..... the cheaper way....

My oh my...... my friend told me no money no talk. No way I can hit a Bangsar girl with the kind of money I made.... these bloody people are damn wrong.... You can look rich by not being one yourslef..... that mean you does not have to be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company to look like a million bucks. You can still play with the big boys if you know how to bend the rules. Learn how to appear wealthier than you are by following these simple (and totally free) suggestions;

Talk the talk

It doesn’t cost anything to stay informed, so start your day by reading the financial section of your local newspaper or consider subscribing to periodicals like Forbes and Smart Money. If you can’t afford the price of a subscription, most libraries have an extensive magazine section for you to peruse. After all, you never know when you’ll be able to enliven a conversation with your burgeoning knowledge of the hedge fund market.

Take care of the little details

Let’s be perfectly honest: You could be wearing a suit made out of $1,000 bills, but if you have a snaggle-toothed smile, no one is going to take you seriously. Improve your dental work by getting a professional whitening job and having your uneven teeth capped. While you’re at it, pay attention to other personal hygiene issues. You’ll be amazed at how much more attention you’ll get simply by having clean breath, clipped nails and a pleasant smell. In other words, do everything you can to appear filthy rich, and not just plain filthy.

Dress for success

Appearing wealthy is sometimes a matter of quality over quantity. Rather than saving a few hundred dollars by buying second-rate suits you’ll soon have to replace, splurge on a single quality suit from Hugo Boss or Armani. It may cost you more up front, but you’ll save a bundle in the end. And be careful where you shop: You’ll save even more if you eschew exclusive boutiques in favor of outlet stores and end-of-season sales.

Master the money clip

Self-respecting millionaires never carry a wallet, and neither should you. Toss away that leather monstrosity and adopt a shiny gold money clip instead. Just remember to always put your biggest bill on the outside in order to give the impression of outrageous wealth.

Since the rich love their toys, make sure to display other expensive accessories as well. Just bear in mind that certain accoutrements have more cachet than others. For instance, while cell phones and PDAs both hint at wealth, farting key chains, bottle openers and the Popeil Pocket Fisherman all scream “Hillbilly!”

Using a fake title in order to appear wealthier than you are.

Don’t forget your manners

Part of appearing wealthy means adhering to the time-honored standards of the upper class, so don’t forget your pleases and thank-yous, and always treat others with respect. In the words of millionaire merchant Joseph Spiegel, “Rich people are too well-bred to be rude.”

Tone it down

Just because you have it doesn’t mean you need to flaunt it. The only time the outrageously wealthy discuss dollars and cents is when they’re referring to the stock market. Take a tip from their restrained behavior by keeping your own money issues to yourself. That means ignoring price tags and never complaining about the cost of a quality item.

Create a fictional past

Since you’ve been lying on your taxes for years, why not take the next logical step and completely make up an alternate identity for yourself? Just imagine how impressed strangers will be when you tell them your favorite sport is yachting, your dog is a Basset Fauve De Bretagne, and you vacation in St. Kitts in the winter and the Hamptons in the summer. Heck, why stop there? The wealthy love to brag about their lineage, so up the ante by informing them you’re a descendant of Scottish royalty and your great-great-great-great grandfather signed the Declaration of Independence. If you’re going to lie, you might as well go the whole nine yards.

Learn to loiter

Just because you can’t afford to stay at The Ritz doesn’t mean you can’t hang out in the lobby. Appear filthy rich by association simply by loitering in the plush waiting rooms of the world’s finest hotels. You’ll be amazed at how approachable the monocle-wearing crowd can be when they think you’re one of their own.

Wear knockoffs

Nothing impresses a crowd more than the sight of a Rolex. After all, these distinctive timepieces can cost as much as $100,000. Although that might be a little too steep for your budget, there’s nothing stopping you from buying a convincing replica on the streets of New York. Just make sure it’s a “Rolex” and not a “Rolecks.”

Of course, knockoffs aren’t just limited to watches. You’ll be amazed at how much money you can save in the short run by incorporating all kinds of legitimate-looking knockoffs into your wardrobe.

a wealth of knowledge

Sometimes looking wealthy is actually better than being wealthy. After all, the outrageously affluent have to deal with all kinds of problems that we can only imagine. In the words of author A.J. Reb Materi, “So many people spend their health gaining wealth, and then have to spend their wealth to regain their health."

New Technology : Offline Internet

We always wonder, to what extend can internet grows?

There was dial-up, then broadband speed up everything, now broadband also never fast enuf.

Doesn't matter how fast you go, once offline - your done.

Ever wonder what it would be like if we had all the conveniences of the Internet in the "real" world? I do. A lot, actually. Whether I'm sitting at a stop light, looking where I left my keys or just waiting in line at the grocery store, if we had the power of the Internet available to us I think our lives would be so much simpler. Forget about getting online, imagine if offline internet available in real life.

Free browsing capabilities. No longer spend thousand of dollar and hours of traveling time, just think of a place and browse it accordingly, u like it, the make a booking. Now imagine what u can do with Firefox tab browsing capability.

Shoppe offline without being there. Browse, meet sales person, try on shoes, then conclude sales. Have them delivered to you door step - while having breakfast.

Can't find your car keys? Misplaced your wallet? Don't worry, now Google search new algorithm extended to offline world. Google can!! Install Google search module to your brain.

Tired of old car? old house? wife nagging? don't worry, UPGRADE them !!

You bought a movie, watch em, and dunno what else to do? not enuff money to buy other movie? SHARE THEM ! with anyone... not just friends and family, join PEER TO PEER network. Trading stuff has never been easier.

You have lots of enemy? get SPYWARE or fixed in FIREWALL to your properties. It shall protect you from any harm done.

And don't forget to buy latest Anti Virus pills, prevent you and your family from getting sick.

Too much advertisement on TV, get Adblock protection on your tv.

Avoid from receiving junk mail in your post box or telemarketing calls, by installing SPAM Blocker to your mailbox and phone.

Last but not least, when ever got problem, push Bugs Report button.

Ten Ways To Not Get Mugged

Nowaday, it is no longer save to walk in public places even i broad day light. People are getting hurt and some died defending themselves from getting mugged.

You can no longer rely on others as one many occasion, they tend to mind their own businesses.

Thus, I cobbled together the following impressive sounding yet thoroughly untested strategies, perfect for anyone who may find themselves in a potential mugging situation.

1. Run wild. This is where your wise decision to quit smoking, exercise everyday, and always wear sensible shoes really pays off. You should easily escape. Most of the time, muggers did not expect their victim to sprint wild. They might stood there disbelief over your action.

2. Walk in pair or group. If alone, be ready to call for backup. For this to work well, it helps to have a radio. And friends. For best results, make sure your friends are large, heavily armed and waiting in an van nearby.

3. Summon a ninja. As documented in numerous studies, there is nothing like a helpful ninja to even the odds and tap the proverbial keg of butt-kickery. Watch Naruto.

4. Transform into a werewolf or vampire. If you have any lycanthropic tendencies, now is the time to explore them. Try to get yourself bitten by a werewolf of vampire.

5. Commence projectile vomiting. Aim high. If done properly, this vicious cycle can continue indefinitely or until all criminal stomach contents have been expelled. Be sure to factor in your dry cleaning bill when considering this option.

6. Insult the muggers’ mothers. This probably won’t help, but will make for a great story if you survive.

7. Use Hypnosis. Wave your wallet or purse rhythmically while repeating key phrases like, “Your weapons are very relaxed” or “Your ears are getting hairy.” While under hypnosis, your muggers can be programmed to give up their lives of crime, to turn themselves in, or at the very least to stop biting their nails. It should be noted that this technique is only effective if your would-be felons have not pre-programmed themselves with anti-hypnotic hypnosis.

8. Develop multiple personalities. Make sure they all know karate.

9. Unleash the raging fury of PMS. This strategy works best for those with the foresight to be female.

10. Fling poop. This technique always works well for monkeys, and at this point you really don’t have anything to lose by trying. Be sure to move quickly though, because an experienced mugger will know what you are up to as soon as you reach into your skivvies.

Backup Your Precious Blog

You spend hours creating, updating, promoting, publishing, maintaining your blog, you probably not going to enjoy recreating it again. But as always, shit happen...

• Maybe you hit the "Delete This Blog" button, and realised it just a microsecond AFTER you hit the Yes button. Too late. Now you have to wait for Blogger to restore it.


• Maybe you just tweaked the template a little too much, and can't get it right again. Did you forgot to download your template?
  


• Maybe you're plagued by the problem of the week, blog corruption / hi-jacking.

If you can, by a miracle, get Blogger to restore your blog. One solution for this need is HTTrack, which is a free and very easy product to use. Note this caution when using HTTrack. And note this additional advice - back up your templates separately.

• Get HTTrack (free).

• Install it. You will want to close all open applications, and prepare to reboot afterwards.

• Run it. The first time, you will have to identify your blog by URL and by Title, and identify the HTTrack Mirror Base Path. The mirroring itself is easy.

• Setup a shortcut to the mirrored code. Now you can view your blog locally, whether or not your computer is online.

• Whenever you make changes, rerun HTTrack. Changed blogs remirror quickly.

• Its free and you can backup any website.

Get 'High' ~ Free Your Mind with Cocaine Online

NO, I'm not advocating anyone into illegal drug or crack !!

Now you can stimulate your mind without the bad effect of drug. Free your mind here.

http://www.neave.com/strobe/

Its free and you can get high for life if you want to.

Aloha !!

Internet Explorer Is Evil ! Bill is the Devil !

My traffic statistic shows one every two visitor are IE users. Are you one of them?

Internet Explorer lost half of "The Internet Browser" market after dominated it for a very long time. Firefox is making strong inroads against the Microsoft product's dominance. To date, over 75 million copies of Firefox have been downloaded by users around the world. If you are not part of the 75 million, be one today. Click the button below, or Firefox sponsored button on my side column. Act now before IE do more damage to your PC.

click button to download your own Firefox

Here are some reasons why you should replace Explorer with Firefox.

1. No Pop Ups. Unlike Explorer, Firefox has a nifty pop up blocker in place. No more garbage to fill your screen as you search the internet with Firefox. Can't say the same for Explorer, however.

2. Your Security. Spyware, trojan horses, and ActiveX controls are stopped in their tracks. Explorer limits through unreliable third party downloads.

3. Quick Downloading. Downloading files is a snap as they are done quickly and painlessly. Once Firefox completes the download you will be prompted to clean up [remove] unneeded files.

4. Tabbed Browsing. Surfing the internet is easier as users can open up one window and set tabs for quick access to multiple web pages. Specifically, all your browser windows actually work within one window, each marked by tabs that you can click in and out of with ease.

5. Tons of extensions, themes, and plug-ins. You can customize Firefox to work the way you want it to work. Download an ad blocker, a new toolbar, a special theme, or include plug-ins such as Adobe Reader, Windows Media Player, Shockwave, Flash Player, and more.

Firefox is not perfect, but it goes a long way further than Explorer in giving users an enjoyable internet experience. For this reason alone, it is worth being downloaded by you.

Special Preview of Next Generation of Windows, after Vista.

Still cannot find good reason the drop your IE? The following ist might help....

60 More reason why you should drop IE

1. It is EVIL!!!!!!!!
2: Having an obsolete browser laying around is a waste of hard drive space
3: Despite what Bill claims, it's not really free. Each installed copy of IE costs exactly one soul.
4: IE has more bugs than a bait store!
5: Just opening it automatically signs you up for the security hole of the week club.
6: It can send your personal information to Microsoft.
7: It's been known to bite people's heads off.
8: Its installation process overwrites system DLLs with newer version that are not always 100% compatible.
9: Firefox is way cooler.
10: Microsoft wrote it. Do you really need another reason?
11: It scares young children.
12: Borg implants tend to itch like crazy.
13: It's proprietary; they don't want you to know what's in it. Mozilla / Firefox's source code can be downloaded for free.
14: IE is "integrated" in to Windows. Firefox is a well behaved application. When IE crashes or screws up it can hose the system. No other browser can do that.
15: The DOJ isn't after Mozilla.org!
16: ActiveX allows hackers to do ANYTHING with your system. That's not true with Java.
17: Microsoft's Java is not compatible with standard Java and vice versa.
18: Mozilla / Firefox is available for more platforms that Internet Explorer. Heck, IE 6 doesn't even run on Windows 95! And IE for the Macintosh has been discontinued!
19: If the install fails it can leave your system unusable.
20: Internet Explorer is evil.
21: If the install succeeds your system will be unusable.
22: Who in their right mind would want to view their hard drive as a $#%#@ web page?!
23: Overactive desktop? What exactly does that *DO* besides slow down the computer anyway?
24: Yes, we all want advertising on our desktops don't we? Nuke the channel bar.
25: You will just love the oversized tool bars if you have a 640*480 screen.
26: IE on Windows 95 is basically Windows 98. And you know what a mess Windows 98 is right?
27: It has been rumored that IE can cause modems to explode.
28: Both the installer and the uninstaller are about as stable as nitroglycerin.
29: Need to use IE 5.5 AND IE 6? Forget it, you would have to dual boot between browsers... because IE is part of Bills OS.
30: Remember that RAM upgrade you did a few months ago? Well, you will need more.
31: 50 megs free on drive C: and 5 gigs on drive D:? Sorry, it installs 98% of its crap in the Windows system folder on drive C:!
32: Did you ever notice how easy it is to mistype "IE 4" as "IE $". Or is "IE 4" the typo?
33: IE has been proven to cause cancer in lab animals.
34: Once Microsoft crushed Netscape, they ceased any attempts to improve IE. (Not that they had put much effort in to it as it is).
35: ActiveX is limited to IE on x86 based Windows. It won't work on Mac, Linux, DOS, Windows 3.1, etc. or with other browsers.
36: It will make your monitor spin and vomit.
37: Do you really understand the IE license in legal terms? You are now Bill's towel boy.
38: IE is so evil, even Satin won't use it.
39: All web content works better in Firefox.
40: IE is such a smelly piece of crap, even South Park's Mr. Hanky won't get near it.
41: The web is based on open standards. Open standards are incompatible with Internet Explorer, or any Microsoft product for that matter.
42: If you care at all about the data on your hard drive you won't open IE.
43: Microsoft forces people to install and use it through bundling and unnecessary integration. If it were really any good do you think they would have to do that?
44: AOL uses IE.
45: Did I mention IE is evil?
46: Each time a copy of Internet Explorer is installed, Bill Gates has an orgasm. Remember that.
47: IE's full name, MSIE is pronounced "messy". Do you really want to be a "messy" user?
48: Because "Everyone is doing it". That is the wrong reason to do anything.
49: Because management thinks IE is good.
50: For businesses, IE and Windows XP have no place in a business environment because of all the non-optional garbage and distracting bells and whistles.
51: Because only a couple of the entries in this list are jokes. The rest are TRUE.
52: Mozilla / Firefox, Opera, Safari, Konquer, and Netscape are light-years better, have newer releases, and are more up to date than IE.
53: Netscape has a cool mascot, Mozilla. Microsoft has Evie the Evil "e".
54: IE changes the way your Windows 95 desktop works even if you don't install the "enhanced" desktop.
55: At various points IE identifies itself as being "Mozilla" compatible. Why use a bad clone when you can use the real thing instead?
56: For the longest time Compaq shipped business computers with Windows 95 (or NTWS 4), not 98 because many companies didn't want 98 and its mandatory browser.
57: IE was so buggy that when Compaq shipped IE 4.01 on Windows 95, they included a nice little leaflet titled in big letters "Problem with Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.01 for Windows 95 - Computer Non-responsive on Shutdown"
58: Because if a huge multi billion-dollar corporation can't keep spyware and viruses from infecting their browser, but a bunch of open source "hippies" can, then there is something seriously wrong.
59: If 98lite can actually make money off of a program that uninstalls Internet Explorer, then there is something seriously wrong with IE.
60: Every time you open IE you get a big whiff of 1998 (peuey!).

Disclaimer: I can not be held responsible for the damage or loss of data that IE will cause. Anyone who installs IE because of this list deserves what he/she gets.

How to Mentally Abuse A Person

Physically abuse a person can get you into trouble with lawmaker, but not MENTAL ABUSE. Words won’t leave any measurable physical damage, but they will cause progressive, long-term harm. Never underestimate the power of words: words are used to brainwash.

• Words that sharper than sword – Calling them “stupid”, “ugly”, “lazy” or “worthless” hurt them. The first times they hear it, it's like having sharp sword cut through their heart. However, do not over used it. In time they “may get used to” hearing it, thus the effect lessen. The words used would eventually bring them down, killing their confidence and belief in themselves.

• Always told that it’s their fault - Somehow, whatever happens, however it starts, the ultimate blame is always theirs. Notice that we are talking ultimate blame here. If you are at fault, turn the table by telling them that your behavior was caused by what they said or did. In fact, your argument runs along the lines that they can’t possibly blame you for anything.

• Make them believe in you more than they are to believe themselves - What it means is that they have become so brainwashed they’ve stopped trusting in their own judgment. Their mind keeps throwing up the observations and questions because, deep down, they know that what is happening is utterly wrong. But right now they can’t trust their own instinct.
  

• Get their sympathy vote - Make them hear what you are saying and apologize for the hurtful things they’ve said to you. Make them guilty for the pain they’ve caused. When they are constantly listen to your feelings, that is, unquestionably, mental abuse for them.

• Demand more, its never enough - They do everything they can to make you happy, but it’s never good enough, always ask for more. These work best if your are highly desirable by them. Let them think they live in a love-based relationship, when in reality they are living in a control-based relationship. You have created a feeling of personal power, at their’s expense.

• Make them feel unsecure - Put fear in the relationship. Outburst whenever they say or do hurtful things. Threaten them a little bit, create some fear of losing you in their heart. Fear is a vital part of a mentally abusive relationship. It enables you to maintain control over them.

Having said that, we have to be aware that mental abusive may cause enormous emotional damage to the victim because they are mentally working defending against it. Some may take it well, while some may struggler. Not knowing their limit can cause undesirable damages, like mental illness, shooting rampage, suicide, even worst homicide with your blood spattered around the house.

Therefore, you do need to work a programme specifically geared to mental abuse recovery. Just in case......

Sexual Positions You Should Avoid !! 18sx Alert

So many bloggers and writers wrote about "What are the best sexual positions?"

But how many of us actually know which Sexual Positions we should avoid? With that in mind, I'll now talk about the top five mistakes guys make when it comes to sexual positions, so that way you won't continue making them.

Position Mistake 1: Imitating anything seen in a porn movie. This is probably the biggest reason that guys fail with sexual positions. The problem is that sexual positions in those sorts of movies are meant to display a good scene for viewers, not to maximize pleasure for the actors.

And in fact, one of the WORST positions for clitoral and vaginal stimulation is when the woman puts her ankles on your shoulders. With her pelvis bent back that far, she can feel pain in her cervix if you push in too far. Plus it's a position that puts pressure on her bladder. See how quickly the mood gets killed when she keeps having to stop midway to go to the bathroom!


Position Mistake 2: Trying too hard to keep your weight off the woman, in any position. To a woman, sex is a way to get closer to her man. You see, during sex, almost every woman enjoys feeling her man's body pressed hard against her.

So how much weight should you put on her? Of course, do this within limits! If you're on top off her for too long, it can feel painful for her. But the bottom line is that many, many women like to be pressured by at least some of the man's weight.

Position Mistake 3: Letting the woman do all the work when she's on top. For every woman, sex is mostly a passive activity. So by being the motionless dead whale male, you destroy the whole purpose of sex for her, which is to open herself up to you penetrating into her body.

Position Mistake 4: Being a wimp. Don'r ask permission for everything and let them take the lead. Be a dominant male instead and just "do it." Flip her over, move her here and there. Be aggressive and even toss her about like a rag doll when you want to change positions, and... she'll LOVE it! And don't worry about it. If something is going on that the woman doesn't like, she'll let you know.

Position Mistake 5: Thinking the trickier positions are better. You don't need to be upside down, hanging from a lamp, and doing something crazy. Just be normal. An old standby like the missionary (man on top, woman lying on her back) can be the best sexual position.

Tricky positions are just frustrating for everybody and often kill the mood because there's too much "where should I put my arm?"... and not enough "let's just have fun exploring."

Don't do these without adult supervision

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20 Signs of Cheating Spouse.

Is your spouse cheating on you?

Be alert on these signs of a Cheating Spouse:

1) Your best friend start acting strangely, either they know about your cheating spouse or they are cheating with your spouse.

2) Your spouse sets up a new e-mail account and doesn't tell you about it.

3) You husband suddenly leaves the house in the morning smelling branded EDT.

4) Your lazy spouse suddenly joins the gym and begins a rigorous workout program.

5) Your spouse change from postpaid to prepaid phone (no bill mah!)

6) The cheating husband carries condoms, and you are on the pill.

7) Begins to delete all incoming phone calls from the caller ID.

8) Deletes all incoming e-mails when they used to accumulate.

9) He becomes "accusatory," asking if you are being true to him, usually out of guilt.

10) Raises hypothetical questions such as, "Do you think it's possible to love more than one person at a time?"

11) He buys himself new underwear.

12) She buys herself new Victoria Secret - and the only Victoria Secret you see if a crumpled receipt.

13) He insists the child seat, toys, etc., are kept out of his car. You 'Baby on Board' sticker gone missing.

14) Spends an excessive amount of time on the computer, smiling, especially after you have gone to bed.

15) The amount of money being deposited into your checking account drops off.

16) You get calls where the caller hangs up when he or she hears your voice.

17) He/she loses attention in the activities in the home.

18) She goes to the store for groceries and comes home 5 hours later.

19) Your spouse do lots of overtime, but it doesn't reflect on their paycheck.

20) Most obvious sign is, without any reason he/she ask you if you are cheating on them.

How to Hijack Somebody's Girlfriend

You meet s a fantastic girl. You are enjoying a nice conversation together, only to find out halfway through that she has a boyfriend. Have you ever found yourself in this situation? This can be a frustrating situation. In fact, many men become quite discouraged with so many of the attractive, intriguing women already taken. So, you’re not alone.

You have two choices. You can either take action or let them live happily ever after. Now, before I continue let me mention that I am not suggesting you destroy a good relationship. This situation can cause someone to get hurt. So, if you meet a terrific girl with a boyfriend, try to keep it as a friendship while you date available women. This can avoid someone getting hurt, and you will be happier on the long-run.

However, if you are one of those guys that desperately want her to more than a friend, pay attention as you read below. I have provided some steps to make her leave her boyfriend and want you instead.

Step 1: Take a Closer Look at the Relationship

Now, I am not suggesting you analyze the relationship between her and her boyfriend. Rather, you must look at your situation with her. If she already considers you in the “friend category,” her boyfriend is not the issue but probably more the friendship. Women tend to hesitate dating a friend. They either do not want to ruin the friendship, or just cannot look at you other than platonically.

She may even get rid of her boyfriend at some point and still not want to cross the line of friendship and date you. To overcome this, you must transition out of the friend zone and into a guy she could date. Stop acting so much as a friend would and start acting like a potential date.

Step 2: Pretend He is Not Around

Now that you have analyzed your current relationship with her, you can move on to what you should do when you are actually with her. Or, maybe it is better phrased as what not to do when you are with her. Do not bring up the fact that she has a boyfriend. Basically, you should ignore him. Do not talk about him, but wait to see if she brings him up. This gives you the opportunity to evaluate her actual level of interest in him.

If she rarely talks about him, her true interest in his is probably low. This only makes it easier for you, as she will much easier get rid of him at some point. During this time, just keep up with your flirting skills and work on how attractive you are to her. Don’t make her boyfriend an issue if he really isn’t one.

Step 3: Do Not Criticize Him

If she does bring her boyfriend into the conversation, you will need to take a different approach. You need to turn her interests away from him and to you. Intrigue her and make her curious. Hopefully, she will begin to start to look at you as everything she is missing out on dating the other guy.

Keep in mind, though, that you should not talk negatively about him as this will only result in her defending him. The point is to keep her mind off him and on how great you are. So, if she does talk about her boyfriend, respond positively on how great he sounds. This leads us to step four.

Step 4: Go Ahead and Talk About Him

No, I am not contradicting step two above. You should ignore the fact that she has a boyfriend only when she does not bring him up. Follow her lead in that sense. However, when she does talk about him, go ahead and talk about him also. During the conversation, ask questions and emphasize what appear to be his positive traits.

There is a strategy and purpose to this. Say something like, "What a cute couple you both make. In a few years, I can see you married, with four kids and a house in the suburbs." She will then start thinking about her future and fear of losing her autonomy and independent lifestyle. She will start to think about what she could be missing out on by staying with him.

Step 5: Compare Your Boyfriend Skills

This is a two-fold step. First, tell her how terrible of a boyfriend you make. The point is to describe yourself as a guy who would never settle down and just loves life. Women like a little challenge, but you cannot leave it there, though, or she will do the same. You must explain why. Transition into conversation about how much you love life. You want to portray that, despite your poor boyfriend quality, you would be a fun boyfriend and bring a lot of excitement into the dating relationship.

By following the advice above in combination with basic dating techniques, you can turn a woman’s attention from her current boyfriend and toward you. Change yourself in her eyes from a friend to a potential date. Remember, many women are in a relationship because it is convenient. In time, she will become weary and want to be around you, that exciting and fun guy in her life. Once this occurs, she may just get rid of her boyfriend and turn all of her attention to you!

Survival Guide to the Supernatural

When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it's really dead.

If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house--move away immediately!

Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.

If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.

When you have the benefit of numbers, *never* pair off and go it alone.

As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.

If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.

If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

Do not take *anything* from the dead.

If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.

Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.

If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.

Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.

Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.

Flawless Way to Download Youtube Video

Downloading Youtube video is easy. Lots of website offering download service just by entering Youtube video url.

Example:

Plain download .flv format

www.youtubex.com
www.javimoya.com

Then come site offering video download and conversion

www.vixy.net

Recently I downloaded a program called videoget , this program basically does the same thing but it is convenience to use compare to the above sites, especially when it involved multiple files - a complete movie may consist up to 10-14 files.

However, later I came across some video files are not downloadable via any of the above methods. These are private video. Even if you are listed as 'friend' to the video owner, somehow you still not able to download these files.

Upon googling, I found a solution and posted it HERE.

Basically, I let the video buffering complete 100% and search for its cache file. Details click here.

Yet I stumble another problem. For some reason !! unknown reason !! some video files does not have cache ?? bloody hell.... it has .tmp files but not cache file which look like "AE43DCDS3" without extension.

Maybe my pc setting screw or maybe it ... i dunno.

Fear not as I found another damn good solution and it work.

I'm lazy to retype, just go here

www.hiphopmusic.com

Click on the above link. Don't copy, but just click on it. It will lead you to the exact post.

Weight Lose Scam Revealed

Everyday we were bombarded with advertisement on various weight loss programs or products promising guarantee weight lose in shortest time possible, no pills, no exercise and al-cheapo or even free first session. But wait, that's not all we even throw money back guarantee within 30 days if you did not happy with your result, if you sign up within 30 minutes.

It can't get any better !!!! but how good are the promises? Can you lose weight or inches in 40 minutes without exercising, only put on some magic sweaty belt for 30 minutes or by rubbing some Vaseline look alike cream on your thigh?

YES, You CAN !!! This is true, BUT there are some facts most people doesn't know, and these vendors doesn't want you to know, I bet the salesman themselves doesn't know. It will be more convincing when they are confident with their products.

The Secret is simple, understand basic FACTS about BODY WEIGHT.

WEIGHT consist of FAT, WATER, muscle tissue, and other stuff like blood, brain ....etc.

Easy way to lose weight is to puncture your blood vessel and drain out all your blood. I guarantee you'll loose a kg or 2. But do not try this at home, or even anywhere.

Remember you are not trying to lose weight but fat. There is a real difference between the two. Weight could be fat, water or even muscle tissue, whereas fat is fat. The loss of weight through excess sweating as experienced in the sauna/steam room is not fat but water. Such weight returns immediately you consume fluid. Consequently if you lose say two and a half pounds in a session in the steam bath you will replace it with approximately the next two pints of water drunk (one pint of water weighs a pound and a quarter). However and obviously more worrying is that if the fluid loss is replaced by a high calorie drink you may end up gaining fats because of your weight loss attempt.

If you understand the above paragraph you should realized by now how those people selling easy way weight lose reduction program work. Within 40 minutes, their products will actually drain out water from your body, hence showing reduction in kg / inches. Naturally your body need fluid replacement and as you drink all the kgs and inches will gain back.

When you join a weight reduction program, and paying thousand of dollars, you do lose some weight coz in the end, they will force and make sure you eat less - exercise more. Which you can DIY at home without paying a single cents.


MONEY BACK GUARANTEE !! is bullshit coz your guarantee void when you lose your first kg.

99 High Paying Keywords: The Secret Is Out!

Incorporating high paying keywords into your site is critical to maximizing your income. Who has the time to figure it all out? How much are you willing to pay for this type of information? The secret is out: Here are 99 keywords you can use with payouts averaging $2-$100 per click:

1. Structured settlements

2. Mesothelioma

3. Acne

4. Life Insurance

5. Death Insurance

6. Bextra

7. Asbestos

8. Car Insurance

9. Dental Plans

10. Private Jets

11. Debt Consolidation

12. Credit Cards

13. Rewards Cards

14. Equity Loans

15. Equity Line Credit

16. Loans

17. Mortgages

18. Pay Day Loans

19. Cash Advance

20. Bankruptcy

21. Reduce Debt

22. Refinance

23. Jet Charter

24. Vioxx

25. Wrongful death

26. Legal Advice

27. Taxes

28. Investing

29. Bonds

30. Online Trading

31. IRA Rollover

32. Refinance Quotes

33. Adult Education

34. Distance Learning

35. Alcohol Treatment

36. Rehab

37. Drug Rehab

38. Spyware

39. Cell Phone Plans

40. Calling Cards

41. VOIP

42. Weight Loss

43. Canadian Pharmacy

44. Depression

45. Spam Filter

46. Lasik

47. Facelift

48. Teeth Whitening

49. Annuity

50. Anti Virus Protection

51. Adult Diaper

52. Free Credit Report

53. Credit Score

54. Satellite

55. Anti Spam Software

56. Dedicated Hosting

57. Domain Name

58. Need Money

59. Bachelor Degree

60. Master Degree

61. Doctorate Degree

62. Work at Home

63. Quick Book

64. Extra Money

65. Eloan

66. Malpractice Lawyer

67. Lenox China

68. Cancer

69. Payperclick

70. Personal Injury Attorney

71. Lexington Law

72. Video Conferencing

73. Transfer Money

74. Windstar Cruise

75. Casinos Online

76. Term Life

77. Online Banking

78. Borrow Money

79. Low Interest Credit Cards

80. Personal Domain Name

81. Cellular Phone Rental

82. Internet Broker

83. Trans Union

84. Cheap Hosting

85. University Degrees Online

86. Online Marketing

87. Consolidate

88. Helpdesk Software

89. Web Host

90. Homeowner's Insurance

91. Yellow Page Advertising

92. Travel Insurance

93. Register Domain

94. Credit Counseling

95. Email Hosting

96. Business Credit

97. Consumer Credit

98. Blue Cross

99. Laptop Computer

Actual payouts vary depending on whose PPC program you belong to and on the amount that has been bid per click by advertisers. Still, the savvy web administrator will take good care to incorporate some of these key words and reap results higher than they ever expected.

Matt is the web administrator for the Aviation Employment Board at http://www.aviationemploymentboard.com and the Corporate Flight Attendant Community at http://www.corporateflyer.net and http://www.cabinmanagers.com

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Trick Using GOOGLE as P2P Client

I got this tip from

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRv953XZX6Y

It is kinda long winded, just read my blog for straight forward step by step.

What happen is using the following string you get to "slip" into unsecured pc containing file you are looking for. The following string valid for these extension mp3, mp4, avi, zip, rar only.

Follow this properly.

1) Copy link location or click on CLICK ME below.

CLICK ME


2) Bookmark it.

3) Go to bookmark property

4) Name it anything, but under keyword put "Search"

5) Done

6) Example, if you are looking for "alicia key" song, type inside address bar. Remember "address bar" where the html://bla.bla.bla........ not google bar.

Type search alicia.key
or looking for movie search spiderman.3
or mp3 song search becuase.you.love.me

7) A list of index.of site will appear. Some are spam, it is not 100% perfect but once you found the file, the download speed 5 - 10 time faster than average p2p client or even torrent.

As the matter of fact, I'm downloading spiderman 3 now :)

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