World Fastest Scooter - Mat Rempit Wishlist

I am no kidding one, any Mat Rempit will sell all their possessions including their minah rempit and bulu ketiak to get their hand of this beast.

Presenting to all Mat Rempit .... droll on this shit ...

Gilera GP800 an 850cc V-twin-engined scooter crowned to be worlds fastest scooter

75 hp at 7,250 rpm
(SOHC) 4 valve, electronic injection
Front Die-cast aluminium alloy, 3.50x16”
Back Die-cast aluminium alloy, 4.50x15”

max speed ?

120 mph or 200 km/h


What u get at 200 km/h?

KL - Ipoh in 1 hour
Karak - Kuantan in 1 hour
Pick up new chick !! after sold old one for this bike
Pick up more chick
Fuck Traffic police !!



most priceless moment

painless death in 0.0001 second



Think I'm joking?

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DEATH TOLL claim another 7 lives

Today in The Star Online, on an unrelated stories,
Pak Lah quoted "PUBLIC SAFETY ABOVE ALL"

and there will be no hesitation in taking
stiffest action against irresponsible people...

This Pak Lah said one ... not me haaa....

IRONICALLY .... today

al-fatihah

Dewan Rakyat 22 NOVEMBER 2004

Puan Fong Po Kuan [Batu Gajah] akan mencadangkan:- “Bahawa Dewan ini menggesa Kementerian Kerja Raya membentangkan laporan terperinci dan terkini berkenaan cadangan pemindahan Plaza Tol Jelapang di Dewan ini. Sejak tahun 1996, kemalangan berhampiran Plaza Tol Jelapang ini telah meragut tidak kurang daripada 15 nyawa dan berpuluh yang cedera dengan tragedi yang terbaru melibatkan sebuah bas ekspress di mana 4 orang terbunuh dan 25 orang tercedera. Statistik kemalangan yang berlaku di Plaza Tol Jelapang ini atau juga dikenali “plaza tol maut” semakin meningkat dan bahayanya kepada pengguna adalah harus di pandang serius. Cadangan untuk memindahkan plaza tol Jelapang dan Plaza Tol Ipoh Selatan yang dikemukakan oleh Kementerian telah ditolak oleh Kabinet di atas sebab kosnya, RM 260 juta terlalu tinggi. Dewan ini harus membuat ketetapan bahawa keselamatan pengguna harus diberi keutamaan oleh Kerajaan dan tindakan segera harus diambil bagi memindahkan Plaza Tol Jelapang ini dengan mengekalkan jalan bebas tol yang sedia ada”.

People say too much death at Toll Jelapang over the past years make the place haunted. The place is possessed and infested with angry spirits.

There were rumors that goes around saying there is only one priest strong enough to perform spirit cleansing and put all miserable spirits at rest.

This holyman is known as $AMI VALUE

BUT

the pengerasnya would be RM280 millions tax payers hard earn money.

Yet....

RM280 millions is too much money, not worth of people's live, it better off spend on next general election.

7 lives are nothing especially when it belong to WANITA UMNO whom swore their whole life to BN.

PUBLIC SAFETY ABOVE ALL?

Some point to ponder....

To relocate Jelapang Toll cost RM280 millions.

check this out.... remember hundred RM screw driver?

BANGI PROJECT Cadangan Merekabentuk, Membina dan Menyiapkan 41 unit Rumah Link Satu Tingkat Termasuk Infrastruktur Dalaman di Seksyen 5 Bandar Baru Bangi Secara Turnkey Untuk Tetuan Perbadanan Kemajuan Negeri Selangor Cadangan Merekabentuk, Membina dan Menyiapkan Rumah Pangsa 5 Tingkat Kos Sederhana Rendah termasuk infrastruktur di Seksyen 5, Bandar Baru Bangi Untuk Tetuan Perbadanan Kemajuan Negeri Selangor Category: Building Client: S.P.L.E.M Sdn. Bhd. Total Cost Value: 60 million Status: Design completed on 1996

60 million for 41 unit single storey link and five storey flat.

vs

280 million toll gate relocation

mmmmmm......

PDRM - Pundek Di Raja Malaysia

I always think highly of our police forces, impress with their ability to solved problem quickly especially when it involved high profile case. No doubt they are always link to bribery cases, but putting that aside, they do stand amongst the best in the world.

With Nurin case, I put high hope for our policeman to bring down the psycho beast to justice.

BUT I WAS SHOCKED TO READ THIS....

"Ketua Polis Negara Tan Sri Musa Hassan berkata polis kini sedang menyiapkan laporan kes berkenaan dan jika mendapati terdapat elemen cuai sehingga menjurus kepada penculikan Nurin Jazlin, ibu bapa mangsa boleh diambil tindakan undang-undang bawah Akta Perlindungan Kanak-kanak."

READ FULL ARTICLE HERE 21/09/2007

For those non malay speaking, in summary the police are filling against the parent due to their negligent in parenting.

A big WHAT THE FUCK is going on beeping on my head. Sorry for the foul language but Tan Sri Musa Hassan deserved more than just a FUCK YOU right on his face.

If public can be charged for negligence, is that mean the fucking police force and the screw up government be sued for their negligence for failing to ensure safety and peace within our neighborhood?

Just now on TV3 news, these farkers start blaming building operators and business owners for failing to install proper CCTV.

Like that screw police force. We don't need them. Install "proper" CCTV and we do owned investigation, catch them, judge them our way and chop them off into pieces and feed to the stray dog in Selayang.

Join Butt Naked Photo Snap : 18 sx

BUTT NAKED PHOTO SNAP

In search of perfect butt, I invites all bloggers to join the hunt for
photo of perfect butt ... and naked.

The following is my photo snap of a good butt naked.

But wait .... don't run around snapping people's butt with your camera yet.

I never mentioned anything about people's butt and no ... not even animal's butt you perverted asshole.

I'm talking about this.......

This is called finger butt. Snap the best finger butt, do some cropping and editing and share with us your finger butt shot.

There's no price to offer but I'm sure we can have a good laugh out of it.

SHARE YOUR BUTT FINGER PHOTO BY LEAVING
YOUR NAME AND BUTT FINGER PERMALINK / URL
IN MY COMMENT

MacD Breakfast at 4?

R-RATED PHOTO AHEAD

Yees.... that was my first impression when I first heard about it.

Why would anyone sacrifice the best hours of sleeping for a lousy expensive breakfast and you had to drive out.

Any delivery? I don't know, but if they are, knowing MacD standard (Uptown Damansara Branch) it take an hour to reach you even you were on next door office, by then your breakfast I just another hard and cold .......

But then why? Why would Ronald Macdonald invest in man hour and advertising cost for a lousy business strategy? At 4am I would rather be at midnite mamak stall in Bangsar having nice hot Lick-Mi-Co-Tea and Roti Canai Pisang.

It was a big mystery until somebody accidentally captured the following photo behind one of MacDonald branch offering 4am breakfast.

Well..... hope it did solved some missing person cases... photographer name remain anonymously for protection.

Cat Boiled Alive: Popular Asian Cuisine

Cat Boiled Alive: Popular Asian Cuisine

This is sick man ! So sick I refuse to paste any related photo here, u wanna see google image yourself.

Recently some restaurants in Guangdong, China, have been promoting a popular dish called “water boiled live cat”.

The way the restaurants kill the cats is very cruel and inhumane. One of the chefs even says “the more torture the cats receive, the better they taste.”

They use a bat and beat the cats until they pass out; then throw them into hot water and boil them alive, then de-skin and cook them again.

One restaurant in Pan Yu district, even has a cat “shelter” in their back yard.

Customers go out back and pick which cat they want to eat and the chef will beat the chosen cat half to dead and boil it alive. Not just wild cats end up on the dinner table, some high class cats like Persians will end up a meal as well.

The Menu offers the following choices and prices:

• Cat meat￥10 ($1.25)/lb
• Cat’s brain ￥30 ($3.5)/lb
• Cat’s intestine ￥50 ($6.4)/lb

Lets just hope this is not another prelude to a SARS breakout like before.

You see, I'm not against people eating bizarre foods. Though some religion won't allow you eat certain type of meat, that is another issue. People may eat cat for that matter, why not? people have been eating chicken, cow, sheep, even rabbit and horse, so what make cat any different?

It is not the fact that they are eating cats, lots of cultures do (way gross!!!) what is the most disturbing is HOW they are PREPARING them that makes me want to puke.... bueekkkk !!

WHAT'S NEXT ON THE MENU? BABY BUTTOCK GRILLED ALIVE?

Banjir Lagi

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Bill Gates Sudah Lupa.....

Bill Gates sudah lupa mau upgrade their Add Font Browsing Format. Ordinary Dick, Tom and Harry, would have cried looking for Desktop or even My Documents.

Apa sudah jadi?

No you are not looking at Window 3.11 browsing screen, in fact the above is Window XP Professional SP2. Tak percaya, try install a font your self.


How is VISTA?

I puncture my blood vessel

This morning I was scratching my foot and accidentally puncture one of my blood vessel. Apparently it was swollen and had small puncture from yesterday scratching. I had this bad habit of scratching things of my body, so little wound like mosquito bites would end up like scar from chicken pox.

And this morning while working on morning blog, I purposely scratch the small puncture wound and end up tearing my main vein. Blood spurt out as far as 2 feets, it doesn't hurt though.... I quickly put a pressure on it hoping the blood cloth would seal the wound as it normally does when you had blood taken with a syringe.

I'll be damn, I was wrong, the moment I took my hand off, it gushing out again, had my wife change new cloth and kinda wrap around tight hoping to slow down the blood flow. Blood all over the floor, like CSI murder scene gitu.

15 minutes later we were in clinic, and to our surprise the blood still gushing out. Doc say, long time he hasn't seen such cases. He told me, it normally happen on car accident victim. So it wasn't a normal puncture, it was torn out and need to be stitch out. Was told if bloody mary still come out have to refer to hospital and had the blood vessel sealed by burning it. Damn scary shit.

Actualy I should have buy tampon and stuck on my torn vein... ahak !! bocor lagi.

Hantu Kambing ! (Goat Ghost)

Seriously, I don't like posting other people Youtube video unless I find it worth sharing. Recently added so I presume many has not watch it yet. Be among the early bird to have a good laugh at it. I did !!

So funny it would have won USD100,000 American Funniest Home video if contested.

Have a big LOL .

Presenting .... Scariest Goat Caught on Tape !!

Dad Confesses To Burning Baby In Microwave

GALVESTON, Texas -- A 19-year-old was arrested and charged after police said his 2-month-old daughter was burned when he placed her in a microwave, KPRC Local 2 reported Wednesday.

Joshua Mauldin, of Arkansas, has been charged with injury to a child causing serious harm. He is in the Galveston County jail with bond set at $250,000. At Shriners Burns Hospital on Tuesday, doctors treated internal injuries and third-degree burns the infant suffered to the left side of her face and left hand. She is listed in critical condition. Maudlin arrived at the Quality Inn & Suites on Seawall Boulevard in Galveston last week along with the baby, his wife and mother. He called 911 on Thursday, saying that his baby had been burned in the hotel room when he tripped while carrying a pot of hot water to make coffee. But police Sgt. Annie Almendarez said investigators later decided the child's injuries were not consistent with that story.

She said investigators believe the child was in the microwave for 10 to 20 seconds."I've been doing this for a lot of years and it actually brought tears to my eyes," Almendarez said. "I'm sitting there looking at the pictures and I'm sitting there looking at him and there's nothing I could really do about it but just keep my composure and go on."Detectives said Mauldin later confessed to putting his daughter in the microwave and said he was frustrated by the demands of caring for her. He said he wanted to get rid of the stress of caring for her."When we brought him in, he was -- every day -- there was no expression, no expression at all -- no remorse," Almendarez said.

At the time the child was injured, her mother and Mauldin's mother were picking up dinner at a nearby restaurant. According to police reports, Mauldin told investigators God ordered him to go to Galveston to look for work as a minister.If convicted, Mauldin could receive a prison term of five to 99 years, as well as a fine of up to $10,000.Doctors said they expect the baby to survive. However, the long-term ramifications are not known.

Copyright 2007 by Click2Houston.com. The Associated Press contributed to this report. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Hot sex can cure common cold

That's Bizarre: New research suggests hot sex can cure the common cold.

Swiss scientist Manfred Schedlovski claims his experiments show that regular love-making increases the amount of phagocyte cells, which boost the body's immune system and fight the microbes that cause colds.

He claims the number of phagocytes - which attack alien antibodies, causing them to self-destruct - significantly increases during sexual intercourse.

And according to Schedlovski's research, the number of phagocyte cells can even double after an orgasm, allowing alien microbes to be detected and destroyed more quickly.

Immunologist Peter Schleicher is among scientists to support Schedlovski's theory.

He told Bild am Sonntag newspaper: "Not only does sex heal our body, it also sustains its immune system."