Monday, December 24, 2007

World Fastest Scooter - Mat Rempit Wishlist

I am no kidding one, any Mat Rempit will sell all their possessions including their minah rempit and bulu ketiak to get their hand of this beast.

Presenting to all Mat Rempit .... droll on this shit ...

Gilera GP800 an 850cc V-twin-engined scooter crowned to be worlds fastest scooter

75 hp at 7,250 rpm
(SOHC) 4 valve, electronic injection
Die-cast aluminium alloy, 3.50x16”
Back Die-cast aluminium alloy, 4.50x15”

max speed ?

120 mph or 200 km/h

What u get at 200 km/h?

KL - Ipoh in 1 hour
Karak - Kuantan in 1 hour
Pick up new chick !! after sold old one for this bike
Pick up more chick
Fuck Traffic police !!

most priceless moment

painless death in 0.0001 second

Think I'm joking?

Read This

Thursday, December 13, 2007

I told him NOT to fart

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

DEATH TOLL claim another 7 lives

Today in The Star Online, on an unrelated stories,

and there will be no hesitation in taking
stiffest action against irresponsible people...

This Pak Lah said one ... not me haaa....

IRONICALLY .... today


Dewan Rakyat 22 NOVEMBER 2004

Puan Fong Po Kuan [Batu Gajah] akan mencadangkan:- “Bahawa Dewan ini menggesa Kementerian Kerja Raya membentangkan laporan terperinci dan terkini berkenaan cadangan pemindahan Plaza Tol Jelapang di Dewan ini. Sejak tahun 1996, kemalangan berhampiran Plaza Tol Jelapang ini telah meragut tidak kurang daripada 15 nyawa dan berpuluh yang cedera dengan tragedi yang terbaru melibatkan sebuah bas ekspress di mana 4 orang terbunuh dan 25 orang tercedera. Statistik kemalangan yang berlaku di Plaza Tol Jelapang ini atau juga dikenali “plaza tol maut” semakin meningkat dan bahayanya kepada pengguna adalah harus di pandang serius. Cadangan untuk memindahkan plaza tol Jelapang dan Plaza Tol Ipoh Selatan yang dikemukakan oleh Kementerian telah ditolak oleh Kabinet di atas sebab kosnya, RM 260 juta terlalu tinggi. Dewan ini harus membuat ketetapan bahawa keselamatan pengguna harus diberi keutamaan oleh Kerajaan dan tindakan segera harus diambil bagi memindahkan Plaza Tol Jelapang ini dengan mengekalkan jalan bebas tol yang sedia ada”.

People say too much death at Toll Jelapang over the past years make the place haunted. The place is possessed and infested with angry spirits.

There were rumors that goes around saying there is only one priest strong enough to perform spirit cleansing and put all miserable spirits at rest.

This holyman is known as $AMI VALUE


the pengerasnya would be RM280 millions tax payers hard earn money.


RM280 millions is too much money, not worth of people's live, it better off spend on next general election.

7 lives are nothing especially when it belong to WANITA UMNO whom swore their whole life to BN.


Some point to ponder....

To relocate Jelapang Toll cost RM280 millions.

check this out.... remember hundred RM screw driver?


Cadangan Merekabentuk, Membina dan Menyiapkan 41 unit Rumah Link Satu Tingkat Termasuk Infrastruktur Dalaman di Seksyen 5 Bandar Baru Bangi Secara Turnkey Untuk Tetuan Perbadanan Kemajuan Negeri Selangor

Cadangan Merekabentuk, Membina dan Menyiapkan Rumah Pangsa 5 Tingkat Kos Sederhana Rendah termasuk infrastruktur di Seksyen 5, Bandar Baru Bangi Untuk Tetuan Perbadanan Kemajuan Negeri Selangor

Client:S.P.L.E.M Sdn. Bhd.
Total Cost Value:60 million
Status:Design completed on 1996

60 million for 41 unit single storey link and five storey flat.


280 million toll gate relocation


Sunday, December 9, 2007

Dororo : 2007 Worth watching movie repeatly 10x

If you like


and SAMURAI-X'll enjoy this movie very much.

Main Characters :

A young samurai dude resembling Himura Kenshin both physical appearance and samurai skilled. Ironically after a fight with his father, he received a "X" scar on forehead similar to one Kenshin had on his cheek. While he was portrayed as skill samurai as Kenshin, he is in fact immortal, or at least until he got back his heart. Immortality and body regenerating ability remind us to Inuyasha.

In fact Hyakkimaru carries a superatural sword made to vanish demon. Mmmnnn.... Inuyasha supernatural sword called Tetsusaiga and Kenshin "Sakabato" Reverse-blade sword.

"Behind every great man is a great woman"

Hyakkimaru ... Dororo a tomboy thief with own dark history.

Inuyasha ... Kagome a future reincarnation of Kikyo, Inuyasha late sweetheart.

Kenshin ... Kamiya Kaoru a kendo champ inherited Kendo school from late father.

Bad Guys

Kagemitsu Daigo ... a warlord, a bad father, a wife killer

Demons ... spide'dmon, eagle'dmon, wolf'dmon, butterfly'dmon, maggot'dmon, tree'dmon, and many other CGI demon.

By the way this ain't Hollywood, so don't put high hope on CGI.

Plot Summary....
source :
In the Sengoku era, Kagemitsu Daigo, a power hungry warlord makes a deal for with a group of demons: reign over the known world in exchange for the 48 body parts of his unborn son.

In full accordance with the agreement, the son is born an empty canvas, no arms, legs, eyes, or even facial features — just an empty husk infused with life.

Abandoned for dead, the young boy is found by an old man and master prostheticist, who build him an artificial body and nurtures him to health. Flash forward twenty years.

The young husk has grown to a man. Now known as Hyakkimaru (Satoshi Tsumabuki, Tokyo Drift’s “Exceedingly Handsome Man”), he ventures the land wielding a supernatural blade (cleverly concealed in his left arm), killing demons in order to recover his lost body parts. Along his journey he is joined by a brash and bubbly pickpocket (Kou Shibasaki, Japan Sinks) who dubs herself Dororo (an infant ghost without form).


Movie ended with another 24 demons to be slaved. The adventure continues on next trilogy Dororo 2 & 3.

You can watch DORORO 1 here.... english sub

This is a must see movie. I'm getting the DVD soon. Read review from the same link above.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Ubuntu 10.01 TRI-S´O


a.k.a Three-AssHole

^anus for human beings^

Tuesday, December 4, 2007


Yes ... you read that right. The company I'm working with decided to give away RM5.00 buta-buta to first 1000 Malaysian (BERSIH ka.. HINDRAF ka.. NYONYA ka.. as long as got legal Malaysian IC) all sumua bangsa entitled.

That pisses me off... there goes my yearly bonus.... RM5000 !! makan roti loh....

How to claim that RM5.... please don't walk to my office and ask from me. I kick your ass...

Must follow procedures.....

1) Go to this WEBCASH site. REGISTER yourself with valid info. Then validate your email ... then within 24 hours or next working day.... early early morning before minum kopi I will send you RM5.oo coupon pin and serial number. The log in to your Webcash account and reload reload reload reload !!!!!

WHAT IS WEBCASH ...........? MLM ???? HYIP ??? CEPAT KAYA ???

  • This WEBCASH online e-money account approved by Bank Negara, not cincai one.
  • FREE registration .... tak ada obligation .... no need pay any fee like blardy pos malaysia one.
  • Then we free free give you guys RM5 reload coupon.... no interrogation one.
  • Suka suka hati you can reload the RM5 before March next year. Can buy mandarin limau 1 kilo.
  • Add few more RM you can buy prepaid handphone top up to call your ah beng and ah lian.
  • Use WEBCASH for life without yearly fee like stupid credit card company.
  • No transaction fee.... you buy RM20 item.. you pay RM20.... no more sometime got less.
  • Can transfer credit to your pisau cukur girlfrend on ask from your sugar daddy to tranfer money to you.
  • Tarak puas hati... kasi close account or go fly kite and disappear. No one will go blardy sue and cari you into lubang cacing.



WHO SAYS they give you the WIDEST COVERAGE? ...... from down under

WHO SAYS they give you the BEST RATES? ....... 18 SX Rated

Source : The Dude "Hornyman" of Kommies