Bleach Movie 2007 : Memories of Nobody

Plot Summary : CONTAIN BIG SPOILER


Movie time frame set right after Rukia's big rescue mission. Some weird looking spirits appear in Karakura town which later identified as "blanks" , soul without memory. While Ichigo and Rukia puzzled with the phenomenon, they came across Senna, an unknown Shinigami.

While Rukia went back to Soul Society for answer, Ichigo had to baby sit Senna and and later become attached to her. Ichigo made promised to protect her at any cost. At the same time, Ichigo went to get more informations with Uruhara .

While in Soul Society, a reflected image of real world can be seen from the ground. Between Soul Society world, and real world, exist a gap connecting the two world, known as "Valley of Scream". Apparently any soul get lost in the valley will be stripped of their memories and turn them into Blanks soul.

Apparently Valley of Scream expanded beyond normal.

Here is the interesting part. All the memories from Blanks, eventually joined and formed into a single being/soul known as "Memory of Rosary". Four years ago, this soul/being somehow exited to real world through a portal, since she possess shinigami abilities belong to someone who was lost in the Valley of Screams, she possessed a school girl body known as Senna.

OK ... now we know who Senna is, let us talk about the bad guys. A group of exiled Shinigami known as "Dark Ones" absorbing energy from "Blanks", with hugh supplies of "Blanks", they are almost unstoppable. They have been searching for the "Memory of Rosary" @ Senna, to complete the expansion of Valley of Scream which eventually could bring destruction to both Soul Society and real world then they fuse together. The motive .... revenge.

Eventually, Senna is trap between Soul Society and Dark Ones. While Dark Ones decided to use Senna as Weapon of Destruction, Soul Society decided to eliminate "Memory of Rosary" for good.

Of course, as usual, our great hero Kurasagi Ichigo stand between Senna and the two big boys. During the commotion Senna was captured by Dark Ones.

Soul Society decided to use their use Kido Cannon to fire at the Valley of Scream, which will stop the expansion but leave both world in great but not total destruction. Kurasagi Ichigo decided to jumped into the Valley, while Rukia trying to get reinforcement from the Soul Society.

While Ichigo already in the valley,
Rukia and Renji joined him, followed by ice cool
Hitsugaya and sexy bodylicious Matsumoto.

At time Ichigo was alone fighting the Dark Ones, he was overpowered and about to lose, Kenpachi make a grand entrance with Yachiru as usual hanging on his neck. More shinigami captains and lieutenants join the fight. Byakuya make his own grand entrance saving Rukia.



Obviously they won and went back to real world. But it doesn't end there. Apparently the fusion does not stop there. Senna, using her power and control over Blanks, sacrifice herself to stabilized the Valley of Scream and this time really save the two worlds.

There is where the sad part begins.

Remember I mentioned Senna soul existed from collective of memories formed into a being. So actually Senna soul does not exist, never exist. Senna does not know this, she always thought she actually exist and she knows where her grave is. Apparently it was the memory of one of lost soul within her.

Rukia explained, since Senna does not really exist, everyone soon will eventually forget about her.

However, after closing credit, a scene shown Ichigo stumbled upon a school girl look like Senna, and her friend did call her Senna. So .... Senna is actually a living person.... but was possessed by "Memory of Rosary" spirit.

Thus, this story titled, MEMORIES OF NOBODY.

Pro-Moron Gathering in Penang

PRO-MORON UNITED

Hundred of Pro-Morons gathered along the coastal area of Gurney Drive in Penang on Wednesday night to look out for free tsunamis, so that they can sell it to Sushi King.

Imagine what would happen to Penang if these moron end up swiped away and wash out to another remote unknown Island in Papua New Guinea by a huge 30 metres Tsunami. I bet Penang will be much better place to live on.



SO what does it take for one to qualify as a Pro-Moron?

As above, you are a Penang Pro-Moron members when you decided gather at the area where previous year Tsunami hit worst and killed 52 lives, so that you can be part of this year statistic.



You are Kuala Lumpur Pro-Moron members when you decided drive to work during monsoon season despite the same thing happen year after year.



You are Kepong Pro-Moron members when day after day you all been fucked up by all kind of idiotic reason spit out with sireh flavour from Sami-Value.

Malaysian Pro-Moron Advisor

Only Kepong Pro-Morons drive on old jam packed road when a nice 3 lanes elevated highway available.



Pro-Moron Headquarters. Place where all Pro-Moron elected leaders start monkeying around calling each other with stupid names. Things they do and say during the meeting will be use as a measuring guide as per how much is their moronic level.

So are you a Pro-Moron ?

By reading my blog, I, bestow upon you many honors, and a great life as Pro-Moron Bloggee.

You may kiss my now.

Bloggers are Actually Ninjas?

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ALL BLOGGERS ARE NINJAS

Ninjas work at night under the cover of darkness. Bloggers enjoy working at night when no one else is around and it is quiet.

Ninjas where tight fitting black clothing and black shoes. Blogger wear tight fitting black T-shirts.

Ninjas rely on cunning skill and black magic tricks to accomplish their mission. Bloggers often resort to black hat SEO tricks in order to get their pages ranked well in Google and Alexa.

Ninjas use smoke bombs to disappear. Bloggers use proxy server to secure privacy and remain anonymous. In another word, Bloggers are invisible.

Ninjas use deception as a tactic to confuse and spread fear. Bloggers deceive everyone. Only they can understand their massive file structures.

Ninjas use their special insight to view the source of their enemy’s power. Bloggers use ‘view source’ as an age old intelligence gathering technique about their enemy. More advance technique used is spyware.

Ninjas use a secret code to communication to other ninjas. Bloggers use heavily coded languages to IM other designers. No one has any idea what they are talking about.

Ninjas have been known to throw sharp metallic star shape objects when encountering an enemy. Bloggers have been known to throw round shape metallic data processing units across the room when encountering a blue screen.

Ninjas are hired because the client doesn’t want to confront the enemy himself. Bloggers are hired because the client doesn’t want to confront “HTML for beginners” himself.

ASCii Art

Stupid things actually said in court, word for word.

Stupid things actually said in court, word for word.

No doubt some people are plain dumb.....

Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July fifteen.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.

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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.

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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.

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Q: And where was the location of the accident?

A: Approximately milepost 499.

Q: And where is milepost 499?

A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

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Q: Sir, what is your IQ?

A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?

A: After the accident?

Q: Before the accident.

A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

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Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?

A: Yes.

Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?

A: Yes, sir.

Q: What did she say?

A: What disco am I at?

Lawyers trying to look smart, occasionally end up with dumb questions.

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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about
it until the next morning?

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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

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Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

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Q: Did he kill you?

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Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

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Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

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Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?

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Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?

A: Yes.

Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

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Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?

A: I went to Europe, Sir.

Q: And you took your new wife?

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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?

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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.

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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.

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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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Q: You were not shot in the fracas?

A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.

The Unconvenience Truth about Weather

Todays forecast, dark cloud, thunder storm, lighting, and expect heavy rain. Tomorrow, day after and day after and after, same old story. Whats up up there !!

We learned so much about water and condensation how the rain come about, what make thunder and lightning and yet we can't control it. So much we have learn, yet still much more to be learned.

Millions dollar were spend studying the sky, but have any of the geniuses ever thought that these weird weather possibly got to do with alien intervention? We have seen numerous proves that alien can manipulate our weather but yet no one ever thought of asking about it.

What I am about to reveal is very scary, stuff we have seen before but somehow we keep on "forgetting" about it. I don't blame you, today you can buy MIB Neuralizer for USD29.95 online. I was lucky to get my hand on the last set of Deneuralizer to deneuralized myself.

Try hard to remembers....

11 years ago, July 1996, big ass dark cloud covering all major cities. Kuala Lumpur people, rushing back home, trying to avoid heavy rain that normally followed after dark cloud. Cars were rush out from basement parking. None were fitted with submarine accessories yet.

While people expect bad news, yet it gotten horrible. Dark cloud turn firely red, it turn out to be big alien mothership spawning hundreds of little junior spaceship pouring down laser beam like heavy rain. None of Malaysia super Sukhoi were shoot down, coz they never leave runway. Apparently our pilots are still going for L classes. We were using our Nuri heli to relocate all VIPs, turn out MIA in Genting.

Fortunately, here come Amedika to the rescue. Some black ass pilot decided to play playstation sim with an alien spaceship. With the help of some genius dude, who manage to figure out how the spaceship fly, after tens of super scientists failed to do so for decades.

Both of them flew to gramma ship and manage to hook up to alien server via seriel port that fit our standard port, and upload DOS attack to an unknown alien computer system language. God bless Amedika.


Then 2 years ago, 2005, weather turn haywire. Super mega storm with super lightning shooting earth like an angry God. Tornadoes everywhere.

Apparently the lighting were use to kick start alien generator kept for hundred of years below earth surface, for future invasion. Alien tripod rose up on surface and start shooting at people. Many run away and died. But some people run toward the alien tripod miss took it as Apple latest Ipod on sales. They died to.

Since 1996 invasion, earthling have yet ready to new invasion. Amadika still in bad shape after 1996 alien attack, they were still shock from 9/11 attack. Kapitan Amadika can't do much with this tripod. For once Amadika hopeless in saving the world.

Yet, our worst enemy turn out to be our rescuer this time around. Bird Flu known as avian influenza, previously killed hundred people and million of chicken and birds. This time, the same virus released as bird poo gave alien instant death. Die alien die!!!

Se we have get rid of 2 alien nation. Is that the end of alien invasion. Did these relay strong signal to outside world that don't ever screw up with us?

No... recent thunderstorm and unstable weather lead to further investigation from the Intelligent.

From inside informers, we found out some robot alien is coming all out on us. Some alien has been living among us in disguise. Possible date of invasion is 28 June 2007. Yes 3 days more and by then you'll found out if your toaster is actually a toaster of some freaking robot relaying info to its alien boss. I've got rid of all electrical items in my house. I'm not taking any chances. None will survive, this notebook will be hacked into 4 pieces right after I publish this blog.

Some of the robot are on our side. Rumours are saying that these good alien robot are teaching our Kancil to be part of their fighter. Also known code name KANCILTRON. Apparently Gen2 was first selected but due to power window problem, they don't transform smooth enuff.

Mean time, be nice to your electronic item. Who know they might keep you alive.

Back To The Prison, starring Paris Hilton and Tinkerbell

Paris Hilton Ordered Back to Jail!

http://www.usmagazine.com/paris_hilton_24

Friday June 8, 2007

L.A. Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer ordered Hilton on Friday to return to the Century Regional Detention Facility in suburban Lynwood, just one day after sheriff's officials released her to house arrest. The judge also ruled that Hilton will have to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence in the jail facility.

Following the decision, Hilton was escorted from the courtroom by two deputies as she screamed, “Mom! Mom! Mom!”

Stupid, Stupid Movie Producer! GB - Grand BODOH !!

Dear Member:

This is to notify you that we have removed or disabled access to the following material as a result of a third-party notification by Grand Brilliance Sbn Bhd claiming that this material is infringing:

Waris Jari Hantu Trailer Special Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD473A2KaNo

Please Note: Repeat incidents of copyright infringement will result in the deletion of your account and all videos uploaded to that account...............bla bla bla

Sincerely,

YouTube, Inc.

Honestly, I do not blame YouTube, they are just doing their job and for sure none of use want a no 4 Alexa rank web site to close down izzit.....

Whose the IDIOT then? Who else none other than Grand Brilliance Sdn Bhd, or shall I call Grand Bodoh Sangat Bebal.

Okay, first, I Am Not A Lawyer, but going strictly on the business merits here, Grand Bodoh is exhibiting an astonishing dearth of clues even for a large corporation:

• Trailer on YouTube giving them free publicity. More people visited YouTube rather than official movie website (with Alexa rank at 1.6 million in oppose to Youtube at 4)
  

  In fact, in a frictionless, Grand Bodoh should be paying me for the additional exposure.

  Doesn't Grand Bodoh have to pay to show their trailers on TV or in theaters? They're benefitting here, not being infringed upon. Stupid stupid....

• If Grand Bodoh really wants to prevent people from downloading their trailer, there are technical means of doing so. YouTube video is not easy to download.... average Tom Dick and Harry wouldn't know how to download it.

• Grand Bodoh gets to see how many people are viewing each trailer from YouTube and from where by analyze that valuable data. Indeed comments made from by Youtube user are priceless. They should work on doing something with that instead of worrying about trailer "copyright".

Why does Brand Bodoh want to limit the audience for a trailer, anyway? If more people see a trailer, presumably more people will want to see the movie. Grand Bodoh then makes more money. Stopping people from doing what it does hurt Grand Bodoh.

If Grand Brilliance were actually smart, it would be negotiating with YouTube for prominent placement ads on its site. At the very least, YouTube users shouldn't be the targets of Grand Bodoh's lawyers.

Priceless Moment in "Deal or No Deal" Tonite

OH MY GOD !!

This is a cruel world.

New designer shirt RM300
New designer shoe RM500
Won 10 cents in national TV game show PRICELESS

Hantu : Panggil Namaku 3X

Available in Youtube - Username anrra , it is private video, checkout his playlist. Be his "friend" and you get to watch this movie.

This is an old movie back in 2005. The the hell, I just watched it and it is one hella good movie.

SYNOPSIS

Lara (Hayria Lontoh) a clever, shy with silly appearance girl. She lives with her grandmother, Mer (Titi Qadarsih). She always becomes the joke by her friends especially Sharon (Nita Ferlina) and Brian (Raffi Ahmad). One day, when Lara is tortured by them, there something make them all in fear. Suddenly emerge a line Rosemary Marian, panggil namaku 3x!

At the beginning, Lara doesn’t want to call the name, but the spirit of Rosemary Marian continue following her. As a result, Lara becomes braver and her appearance makes people of astonishment surrounding area. This made Sharon increasingly hates Lara. Moreover that Brian gets closer to Lara

Lara feels happy with the entrance of Rosemary Marian’s spirit, but when the spirit begin to control herself to avenge revenge, many things happen out of her desire to do.


MY REVIEW

This movie remind me of Bangku Kosong. There are few similarity, such as innocent girl, bullied by a bunch of bitches, a dead spirit possessed her and get level on the bitches, in turn dead spirit using her to get her revenge or do some unfinished business.

Nice thing bout this movie is that they using the same fx effect used in Initial D, and Matrix. Indeed if I'm not mistaken, on a scene, they actually use Initial D music as background music.

An then there's Bloody Mary concept. That's ok for me. It is like Pontianak, people came out with Sundel Bolong, Pontianak, and Kuntilanak, it's all the same but the most important is the storyline itself.

Watch it....

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Digg my nose ... err.. post.

Hantu Bangku Kosong

Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yiuq-kO4a0
Part 2 http://www.veoh.com/videos/v429459CPCMJMMj

Synopsis

Bangku Kosong (Empty Chair), tells a story about a possessed girl in a high school. Once there was a high school girl named Clara who went missing, and the body never found. After the incident, no one dare to sit in the desk that Clara used to sit. They believed that Clara’s spirit still haunted the chair. Even the teachers believed it. A new teacher named Ms. Grace who just came to teach in the high school doesn’t believe in such things and ordered a student named Dinda to sit in the desk. After a while Dinda sit in Clara’s chair, strange things start to happen. Dinda felt connected to Clara and sometimes she possessed by mysterious spirit. Feel with responsibility, Ms. Grace and the students work together to solve the mystery of the empty chair.

My Review

What can I say, they have pretty chick as teacher. That is all enough for me to keep watching the whole movie. Seriously, Ms Grace is hot. Dinda, too young and innocent to be a bitch. And there were 3 school bullies kinda remind me of The Craft. The above review was cut and paste from another website. So basically I'm going to add some of the missing part to my review.

The story is all about Dinda, innocent and naive young girl, constantly being bullied by her 3 evil classmates. And there was this chair in the class was kept empty coz it was haunted. They tried to get rid of it but it somehow return back to the classroom. It was haunted by its previous owner.

New teacher, hot chick Ms Grace, not knowing the history about the chair and being skeptical to all these supernatural shits forces Dinda to sit on the Bangku Kosong (empty chair) and from there all the hoo haa boo crash boom bang started.

Let's move to the screen shot review.

Hot Teacher Ms Grace and Dinda
3 Bitches, left one kinda pretty, middle one look like that ugly bitch from the craft,
and that fatso, I still cannot remove the image of her face crapping out big ass shit in toilet.
Some spoiler here - big chances these three bitches my be the next ghosts in Bangku Kosong 2.

There are 2 ghosts in the movie.



Ghost #1 : Clara, the Hantu Bangku Kosong herself. She the good ghost, an unrest soul seek Dinda's assistant to help her soul rest in peace. While seeking Dinda's help, she return her favour by getting rid of the 3 bitches without Dinda knowing it lah.... Dinda so innocent mah, she got no heart feeling one.

Ghost #2 : This vengeful ghost is very nasty. She seek revenge and her heart rage with jealousy. Because of love triangle, she's killed Clara, her best friend and hang herself. Now that Dinda sit on Clara's empty chair, she mistook Dinda of being her old rival.
The above photo, she threatening Dinda with a sharp object, the same apparatus she used to kill Clara.

The first time Dinda sit on the empty chair, the whole classroom went havoc with Dinda doing some poltergeist shit and half the classroom went hysterical, paper flying around.
I'll be damn.... I tell you this scene was the best scene I've seen so far. Nothing came close to these scene in recent horror movie.

Hantu Jeruk Purut

Watch it on YOUTUBE. Don't bother to use Youtube if you don't know how to search for it.

Synopsis
This synopsis is cut & paste from elsewhere, so the grammar is much better than mine.... ahak !!

Jeruk Purut is a Cemetery which is believed to be haunted. A horror novelist, Anna who wrote a story about ghost in Jeruk Purut cemetery found death at her house. Anna’s best friend, Airin is trying to solve the mystery of Airin death through the novels that Anna wrote. Besides solving the mystery, Airin also has an ambition to write a horror novel based on the Anna’s incident. Her investigation brings her to Jeruk Purut cemetery and Airin become obsessed by the ghost story. Right after Airin’s visit to the cemetery, mysterious accidents start to happen to Anna and her friends. It seems that the Jeruk Purut ghost wants Airin to stop the investigation.

My Review

Forget about story line. It was all mess up, but if you are in for some scary shit and frucking ugly ghost that will terrorise your dream tonite, you are on the right track. The intros were the best I watched so far. Intros - yes with "s", this movie has two intro scenes and it took more than 10 minutes before you get to seek opening text.



No I wasn't talking about this intro.

It is 12.30 midnight and I'm all alone downstair doing review on a ghost movie. Damn I'm one macho guy. I heard some weird sound on my backyard. Now no more. It sound like one in the ring. The scene in cellar .... I hope it as just frog, or else I'll loose my machoness soon.


The Ghosts

Let me post some of the ghost appearing in the movie and do some caption on it so that you'll understand what was it about.



Ghost #1 : Female Vampire a.k.a. Kuntilanak @ Pontianak, raped and murdered by ghost #2, when she was alive. They tried to get Maya Karim but apparently she was busy dating me that time..... Ahak ! khak tui.....!!

The female ghost decided to do some David Copperfield levitation magic on the chick, but somehow she forgot to hypnotize her, that my friend freak her out.




Ghost #2 : Headless ghost, head chopped off by villagers after he muder the above girl and a man. Not sure if he sodomized that man or not.

The headless ghost carries his head around looking for poor bustard to kill and kick ass. One nasty ghost. Previously acted in Hollowman as Headless Horseman with Johnny Deep and bitch who played Casper's girlfriend.

He is currently looking into modeling as headless supermarket mannequin.


Ghost #3 : Hantu Jeruk Purut, a young fresh manggo was murdered and cut into pieces and preserved it parts IN A JAR !! This ghost will chocked it unsuspecting victim to death and it is bad for asthmatic patients.

You don't see this ghost in the movie but this is one of the most dangerous and notorious ghost in the movie. Or else they won't call the movie - Hantu Jeruk Purut.

This ghost was actually in the movie. It was so scary they had to cut out the part when this ghost appear - or else it will not be approved by LEMBAGA SENSOR FILEM - the biggest and meanest of all LEMBAGA in Indonesia.

Like one in Malaysia, the scariest of all is LEMBAGA HASIL DALAM NEGERI, a TOYOL type ghost who steal your hard earn money - legally. Fortunately some ghost in Malaysia already extinct like Electic Ghost - Lembaga Letrik Negara (LLN).

Dear Director : Shitty Plot to avoid in future

1) A group of youngster visit already known haunted cemetery middle on night hoping to see some ghost and when a black shadow appear, they start running and screaming like sissy bitches. People who are brave enough to step foot in a graveyard middle of the nite will not run like sissy bitch. Unless the freaking ghost start eating your friend brain.

2) Stop going to a cemetery alone at night when you can actually go the during daytime. You are taking pictures, not grave robber or something.

3) Hospital always full of patient and staff nurse - making a scene with empty rooms and corridors, is nonsense.

4) When ghost chasing you, run along the corridor, do not enter room with dead body (morgue).

5) Dear director, visit disco toilet for once in your life. There is no way a toilet empty in a disco club. People drink a lot and piss a lot to.

6) When ghost appear in toilet - quite running around in the toilet - just get the fruck out.

7) When ghost disturb you in disco toilet - don't drive back home alone you idiot !! get some bitches and gayboy to accompany you home.

8) Finally, indonesia has lot of pretty chick, why can't you have one as main actress?

Above all, I still enjoy the show coz it's free.

Ugly Betty TV star insures smile for $13m

LONDON - The star of hit US television series Ugly Betty has had her smile insured for US$10 million (NZ$13.5m) by British insurance firm Lloyd's.

The company said the policy for America Ferrara, who plays dorky assistant Betty Suarez in the show, was bought by home teeth-whitening product Aquafresh White Trays as part of a promotion to raise money for US charity Smiles for Success.

"It's very flattering to have my smile insured for $10 million, it's not something that I ever imagined happening," Ferrara, 23, said in a statement on the Lloyd's website.

"I'll try my hardest to take care of it."

Mmmmm....... how much does Monalisa smile worth?

Celebrities' real names

They weren't the names they were born with.
But we reveal the celebs real names below:

Woody Allen = Allen Konigsberg
Muhammad Ali = Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr.
Jon Bon Jovi = John Francis Bongiovi
David Bowie = David Robert Jones
Boy George = George Alan O'Dowd
Charles Bronson = Charles Buchinski
Nicholas Cage = Nicholas Coppola
Michael Cain = Maurice Micklewhite
Cher = Cherilyn Sarkisian
Eric Clapton - Eric Patrick Clapp
Nat King Cole = Nathaniel Adams Coles
Alice Cooper = Vincent Furnier
David Copperfield = David Kotkin
Tom Cruise = Thomas Cruise Mapother IV
James Dean = James Byron
Danny DeVito = Daniel Michaeli
Vin Diesel = Mark Vincent
Kirk Douglas = Issur Danielovitch
Sheena Easton = Sheena Shirley Orr
Eminem - Marshall Bruce Mathers III
Enya = Eithne Ni Bhraonain
Fatboy Slim = Quentin Cook (aka Norman Cook)
Sally Field = Sally Mahoney
Jodie Foster = Alicia Christian Foster
Michael J. Fox = Michael Andrew Fox
Whoopie Goldberg = Caryn Johnson
Hulk Hogan = Terry Gene Bollea
Rock Hudson = Roy Scherer Jr.
Ice Cube = Oshea Jackson
Ice-T = Tracy Morrow
Elton John = Reginald Dwight
Tom Jones = Thomas Woodward
Michael Keaton = Michael Douglas
Chaka Khan = Carole Yvette Marie Stevens
Larry King = Larry Zeigler
Nastassja Kinski = Nastassja Naksyznyski
Queen Latifah = Dana Owens
Brenda Lee = Brenda Mae Tarpley
Bruce Lee = Lee Yuen Kam
Jay Leno = James Douglas Muir Leno
Courtney Love = Michelle Harrison
Madonna = Madonna Louise Ciccone
Marilyn Manson = Brian Warner
Meat Loaf = Marvin Lee Aday
George Michael = Georgios Panayiotou
Marilyn Monroe = Norma Jean Mortenson (later Baker)
Demi Moore = Demetria Guynes
Chuck Norris = Carlos Ray
Notorious B.I.G. = Christopher Wallace
Ozzy Osbourne = John Michael Osbourne
Prince = Prince Rogers Nelson
Cliff Richard = Harry Rodger Webb
Sugar Ray Robinson = Walker Smith, Jr.
Winona Ryder = Winona Horowitz
Susan Sarandon = Susan Tomaling
Omar Sharif = Michael Shalhoub
Charlie Sheen = Carlos Irwin Estevez
Martin Sheen = Ramon Estevez
Sylvester Stallone = Michael Sylvester Enzio Stallone
Ringo Starr = Richard Starkey
Cat Stevens = Yusef Islam
Sting = Gordon Sumner
Donna Summer = La Donna Gaines
Mr. T = Lawrence Tero
The Undertaker = Mark Calloway
John Wayne = Marion Morrison
Sigourney Weaver = Susan Alexandra Weaver
Stevie Wonder = Stevland Morris