Wednesday, August 1, 2007

10 Common Lies Told by Women

In general, a woman may lie to you.... period. They lie because, as caring creatures they want to spare the feelings of the man they are dating or seeing.

So, here are some common lies told by women that you should know. Someday you might hear them from your partner and it is better to know their real meaning.

1. You’re perfect. I love you just the way you are and I wouldn’t change a thing about you.

The Truth: Bullshit.... what are you? Mr Perfect.... yeah right... when women in love, they goes blind. As time goes by, she will start seeing the dark side of you. By then, ewww.... you are too hairy, eeee you smell like old shoes, errrkkkk... you snored soo loud... bla bla bla bla...

2. You’re right.Every time you are arguing with you’re girlfriend usually ends up by telling you that you are right. You win.

The Truth: That was just the easiest and harmless way to say "Shut The Fark Up!!"

3. I’m fine. Nothing is wrong.

The Truth: If "nothing is wrong" and she's "so fine", why the hell is she not talking to do after that? or act strangely? Obviously they don’t want to tell the real truth but they are expecting that men to magically figure out that something is wrong.

4. I do love sports honey, especially football.

The Truth: She just want you to see her different from other girls. The truth is, David Becham is just another fashion icon.

5. I like spending time with your friends.

The Truth: Women would rather spend precious time with you, alone, rather than the whole bunch of gun squad.

6. Your family is adorable, so I like spending time with your family.

The truth: Maybe twice a month. Women and mother-in-law.... can never mix... like water and oil.

7. Your bank account doesn’t matter.

The Truth: Love don't feed family, you cannot buy groceries with love, love don't drive you from one place to another.... stop living in fairy tale world... even fairy tales talk about prince, princess .... all loaded with golds.

8. It doesn’t bother to me if you look after women or go with your boys at strip-clubs.

The Truth: Would you mind seeing your girl surrounded by guys?

9. You are very good in bed.

The Truth: Maybe this is true, but it could be a lie.... only you and her know best.

10. Don’t worry, it happens to everyone.

The Truth: She is upset and do it again the next time, you mighthave to be worry.

With all these presented, now will be more easy for you to know when your girlfriend is lying. As you see, what a woman says is not what she really thinks.