Men Vs Woman
Shortest Fairytale Ever
Once upon a time a bloke asked a girl "will you marry me?"
She said "No"
And the bloke lived happily ever after. :)
Wishing Well
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish, too, but he leaned over excessively,
fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"
Bird Watching
Take a look at the two birds below. Study them closely and watch their habits...
See if you can spot which of the two is the female. It can be done. Even by one with no skills whatsoever in bird watching.
Coma Support
The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma forseveral months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck."