Thursday, August 30, 2007

Bloggers are Actually Ninjas?



Ninjas work at night under the cover of darkness. Bloggers enjoy working at night when no one else is around and it is quiet.

Ninjas where tight fitting black clothing and black shoes. Blogger wear tight fitting black T-shirts.

Ninjas rely on cunning skill and black magic tricks to accomplish their mission. Bloggers often resort to black hat SEO tricks in order to get their pages ranked well in Google and Alexa.

Ninjas use smoke bombs to disappear. Bloggers use proxy server to secure privacy and remain anonymous. In another word, Bloggers are invisible.

Ninjas use deception as a tactic to confuse and spread fear. Bloggers deceive everyone. Only they can understand their massive file structures.

Ninjas use their special insight to view the source of their enemy’s power. Bloggers use ‘view source’ as an age old intelligence gathering technique about their enemy. More advance technique used is spyware.

Ninjas use a secret code to communication to other ninjas. Bloggers use heavily coded languages to IM other designers. No one has any idea what they are talking about.

Ninjas have been known to throw sharp metallic star shape objects when encountering an enemy. Bloggers have been known to throw round shape metallic data processing units across the room when encountering a blue screen.

Ninjas are hired because the client doesn’t want to confront the enemy himself. Bloggers are hired because the client doesn’t want to confront “HTML for beginners” himself.