PhotoHunt 73: Dirty

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THEME

DIRTY #1

as an ADJECTIVE

dirty - (of behavior or especially language) characterized by obscenity or indecency; "dirty words"; "a dirty old man"; "dirty books and movies"; "boys telling dirty jokes"; "has a dirty mouth"

"Attractive, petite, youthful, professional female, enjoys the outdoors, nature, walks, water, classical and country music, sports, dining out, dancing, and theater, balanced with quiet times. Seeks single male Tom Cruise look-alike for love and romance. Reply Box 1666."

The above photo was taken on the same day and place I took previous week PhotoHunt for theme Happy.

On our drive down from the hill we came across this sad face lonely monkey. I believe any dirty old man would have notice "the pair" .... I wonder was it the work of her children or other papa monkey.

Are you having same dirty thought?



DIRTY #2

as a VERB

dirty - To foul; to make filthy; to soil; as, to dirty the clothes or hands.




This is an old photo scanned from family album, my kid 6 years ago when he was 9 months old. Don't worry moms, those were chocolate bar .... not dirt. Though at some point later he did ate dirt when we were not looking.

Enjoy my DIRTY photo and please leave some feedback.....

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Join Butt Naked Photo Snap : 18 sx

BUTT NAKED PHOTO SNAP

In search of perfect butt, I invites all bloggers to join the hunt for
photo of perfect butt ... and naked.

The following is my photo snap of a good butt naked.

But wait .... don't run around snapping people's butt with your camera yet.

I never mentioned anything about people's butt and no ... not even animal's butt you perverted asshole.

I'm talking about this.......

This is called finger butt. Snap the best finger butt, do some cropping and editing and share with us your finger butt shot.

There's no price to offer but I'm sure we can have a good laugh out of it.

SHARE YOUR BUTT FINGER PHOTO BY LEAVING
YOUR NAME AND BUTT FINGER PERMALINK / URL
IN MY COMMENT

Crispy Fried Oyster Mushroom

CRISPY FRIED OYSTER MUSHROOM

This tasted very del.lic.ious. So delicious we had been constantly ordering 1kg of fresh mushroom a week. Is tasted like squid, has aroma of a fried chicken.



Ingredients :

Fresh White Oyster Mushroom - shredded to smaller sizes
Rice Flour
Tepung Goreng Adabi (KFC flour)
Water

Mix the above as if you are preparing fried banana. If you don't know how to make fried banana, forget about it before you burn the whole house down.

No need add salt because Adabi flour already salty enough.

Deep fried it and consume while it hot !!



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Bloggers are Actually Ninjas?

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ALL BLOGGERS ARE NINJAS

Ninjas work at night under the cover of darkness. Bloggers enjoy working at night when no one else is around and it is quiet.

Ninjas where tight fitting black clothing and black shoes. Blogger wear tight fitting black T-shirts.

Ninjas rely on cunning skill and black magic tricks to accomplish their mission. Bloggers often resort to black hat SEO tricks in order to get their pages ranked well in Google and Alexa.

Ninjas use smoke bombs to disappear. Bloggers use proxy server to secure privacy and remain anonymous. In another word, Bloggers are invisible.

Ninjas use deception as a tactic to confuse and spread fear. Bloggers deceive everyone. Only they can understand their massive file structures.

Ninjas use their special insight to view the source of their enemy’s power. Bloggers use ‘view source’ as an age old intelligence gathering technique about their enemy. More advance technique used is spyware.

Ninjas use a secret code to communication to other ninjas. Bloggers use heavily coded languages to IM other designers. No one has any idea what they are talking about.

Ninjas have been known to throw sharp metallic star shape objects when encountering an enemy. Bloggers have been known to throw round shape metallic data processing units across the room when encountering a blue screen.

Ninjas are hired because the client doesn’t want to confront the enemy himself. Bloggers are hired because the client doesn’t want to confront “HTML for beginners” himself.

ROTFLOL

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ASCii Art

PhotoHunt 72: Happy

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Well, this iz my first entree, on another words,
my first photo hunting for the season....
hope dear hunters enjoy it
and appreciate your comments.

THEME : HAPPY

This picture was snap on last year festival celebration for Muslim in Mount Jerai, Kedah- Malaysia.

Being on top of the world, my son cannot be any happier...
Any happier, he'll crap in his pant... that's for sure....

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Skype Prank : Teardrop vs Badro

What is Skype Prank?
A small program you should parallel run with your skype.

How does it work?
A profile is put up with a girl's name (ALISYA) and picture, and put in "Skype me" mode. Within minutes some seedy guy will invariably try calling/chatting, and there's a little program I made running the whole time which will partner up people 2 at a time, and send messages from the first person to the second, & vice versa. This way both people think they're talking to a girl, when they find out, well, they're not normally too happy about it...

VICTIM

teardrop VS Badro

25-08-07 12:29:18 AM - teardrop: (Flower)
25-08-07 12:30:01 AM - badro: Thanks very sympathetic :)
25-08-07 12:30:28 AM - badro: (Flower)(heart)(Flower)
25-08-07 12:30:33 AM - teardrop: nat at all u are very kınd
25-08-07 12:30:39 AM - teardrop: woooooooow
25-08-07 12:30:49 AM - teardrop: very provacative
25-08-07 12:31:01 AM - teardrop: (heart)(hug):*(Flower)(Flower)
25-08-07 12:31:01 AM - badro: ;)
25-08-07 12:31:17 AM - teardrop: how are u ?
25-08-07 12:31:24 AM - badro: wow incredible girl
25-08-07 12:31:44 AM - badro: I'm very well since I'm talking to you ;)
25-08-07 12:31:52 AM - teardrop: hehehe
25-08-07 12:31:56 AM - teardrop: same
25-08-07 12:32:09 AM - badro: how old are you ?
25-08-07 12:32:32 AM - teardrop: wrıtıng on my profile everythıngs
25-08-07 12:32:49 AM - teardrop: u are very young seeming
25-08-07 12:32:59 AM - badro: the only number I can see is 111
25-08-07 12:33:07 AM - badro: are you 111 years old ????
25-08-07 12:33:24 AM - badro: :D
25-08-07 12:33:39 AM - badro: I'm 29
25-08-07 12:33:53 AM - teardrop: l am 35
25-08-07 12:34:04 AM - teardrop: l am mahmut from turkey
25-08-07 12:34:19 AM - badro: mahmut ???
25-08-07 12:34:23 AM - teardrop: and l am workıng republic educatıon centry
25-08-07 12:34:27 AM - teardrop: yes mahmut
25-08-07 12:34:33 AM - teardrop: my name is
25-08-07 12:34:48 AM - badro: I'm Badreddine
25-08-07 12:34:48 AM - teardrop: l am doing mannagement works
25-08-07 12:35:02 AM - badro: from Algeria
25-08-07 12:35:10 AM - badro: I'm Computer Engineer
25-08-07 12:36:15 AM - teardrop: can l see u from camera?
25-08-07 12:36:30 AM - teardrop: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
25-08-07 12:36:35 AM - teardrop: what is this
25-08-07 12:36:42 AM - teardrop: evennıng surprise?
25-08-07 12:36:52 AM - badro: unfortunately I dont have one connected right no
25-08-07 12:37:22 AM - badro: what kind of surprise you are speaking about ?
25-08-07 12:37:51 AM - teardrop: l am lookıng to urs profile u was wrote that alisya from usa
25-08-07 12:38:23 AM - badro: that is ur profile not mine
25-08-07 12:38:42 AM - teardrop: whose this pictures
25-08-07 12:39:00 AM - badro: which picture ?
25-08-07 12:39:09 AM - badro: Alisya picture ??
25-08-07 12:39:11 AM - teardrop: this woman pic?
25-08-07 12:39:19 AM - badro: its yours
25-08-07 12:39:19 AM - teardrop: on urs skype?
25-08-07 12:39:31 AM - badro: lol
25-08-07 12:39:34 AM - teardrop: dont play with me
25-08-07 12:39:44 AM - badro: its not woman picture
25-08-07 12:39:56 AM - teardrop: look to urs pic
25-08-07 12:40:02 AM - badro: do you wear glasses?
25-08-07 12:40:18 AM - badro: the half picture ???
25-08-07 12:40:19 AM - teardrop: noooooooooooooo
25-08-07 12:40:36 AM - teardrop: on urs profile
25-08-07 12:41:03 AM - badro: :^)
25-08-07 12:41:16 AM - teardrop: u are man?
25-08-07 12:41:31 AM - badro: beleive me I don't tunderstand you
25-08-07 12:41:41 AM - teardrop: u are a man?
25-08-07 12:41:43 AM - badro: yes my dear just like you lol
25-08-07 12:41:54 AM - teardrop: hehehehe
25-08-07 12:42:04 AM - badro: what do u expect me to be ?
25-08-07 12:42:14 AM - teardrop: will u open urs face from camera?
25-08-07 12:42:43 AM - badro: I told u that I don't have one connected right now
25-08-07 12:43:32 AM - teardrop: u was wrıte on urs profile name alisya and u was put a woman pic what l can expect?
25-08-07 12:44:04 AM - badro: I think there is some thing wrong
25-08-07 12:44:16 AM - badro: this is in your profile
25-08-07 12:44:33 AM - badro: mybe this is a trick in Skype
25-08-07 12:45:03 AM - teardrop: hey l am very tıred
25-08-07 12:45:05 AM - teardrop: bye
25-08-07 12:45:14 AM - badro: bye
25-08-07 12:45:23 AM - teardrop: man to man .................. l cant accept this
25-08-07 12:45:38 AM - badro: yes I know
25-08-07 12:45:56 AM - badro: this is how men in this century
25-08-07 12:56:33 AM - teardrop: l want see u from camera
25-08-07 12:59:00 AM - badro: Hey Alisya
25-08-07 12:59:00 AM - badro: why you relayed my conversation to Mahmut ????
25-08-07 12:59:30 AM - badro: for that reason ?
25-08-07 1:00:38 AM - badro: sincerly is that your picture on profile ?
25-08-07 1:01:45 AM - teardrop: hehehe this is good joke
25-08-07 1:01:52 AM - teardrop: bye bye bye
25-08-07 1:02:05 AM - teardrop: ;)
25-08-07 1:02:14 AM - badro: Its okay
25-08-07 1:02:37 AM - teardrop: only l can say u that l want see u from camera
25-08-07 1:02:49 AM - teardrop: cause my head very mixing
25-08-07 1:03:00 AM - badro: why ?
25-08-07 1:03:09 AM - teardrop: who are u
25-08-07 1:03:19 AM - teardrop: and who is alisya
25-08-07 1:03:25 AM - teardrop: and who is me
25-08-07 1:03:41 AM - badro: oh my god !!!!!!!!
25-08-07 1:04:01 AM - teardrop: and l am talkıng with whoooooooooooooo
25-08-07 1:04:08 AM - badro: I think that I'm talking to lunatic
25-08-07 1:04:31 AM - teardrop: yes maybe l am lunatic
25-08-07 1:04:37 AM - teardrop: but u are not?
25-08-07 1:04:59 AM - teardrop: (party)
25-08-07 1:05:04 AM - badro: I thought that you where talking to me and another person in the same time
25-08-07 1:05:36 AM - teardrop: why why why werry nice
25-08-07 1:05:41 AM - badro: and you copy and past what I worte in his chat windows and vice versa
25-08-07 1:06:04 AM - badro: I thought that you are playing
25-08-07 1:06:35 AM - teardrop: yes l am platıng but not with urs
25-08-07 1:06:48 AM - teardrop: and l am thınkıng that u are playing with me
25-08-07 1:07:58 AM - badro: so could you be frank in 30 second and tell me who you are ?
25-08-07 1:08:03 AM - badro: or you cant ???
25-08-07 1:08:35 AM - teardrop: l am mahmut from turkey
25-08-07 1:08:38 AM - teardrop: now u
25-08-07 1:08:53 AM - badro: I'm Badro from Algeria
25-08-07 1:09:05 AM - badro: so its okay now
25-08-07 1:09:07 AM - teardrop: who is alisya?
25-08-07 1:09:21 AM - teardrop: :@
25-08-07 1:09:31 AM - badro: depending on the profile its you !!!!!!!!!!!
25-08-07 1:11:17 AM - teardrop: offfffffffffffffffff
25-08-07 1:11:32 AM - teardrop: can l see u from camera
25-08-07 1:11:35 AM - teardrop: ???????????????????
25-08-07 1:12:27 AM - badro: Oh my god for the third time I tell you its not connected
25-08-07 1:12:59 AM - badro: do you think that this is alysia ?
25-08-07 1:13:32 AM - teardrop: ok bye
25-08-07 1:13:37 AM - teardrop: l am very tıred
25-08-07 1:13:43 AM - teardrop: see uuuuuuuu afther
25-08-07 1:13:49 AM - badro: ok
25-08-07 1:14:00 AM - teardrop: :x
25-08-07 1:14:02 AM - badro: go and sleep
25-08-07 1:14:13 AM - teardrop: heheheh
25-08-07 1:14:58 AM - teardrop: ok

as they are about to leave.... I trigger them back by sending this word "wait....."

25-08-07 1:15:02 AM - badro: yes ?
25-08-07 1:15:13 AM - teardrop: l am waiting
25-08-07 1:15:20 AM - teardrop: u said me that wait
25-08-07 1:15:28 AM - badro: lol
25-08-07 1:15:45 AM - teardrop: pls open urs face
25-08-07 1:15:49 AM - badro: its not me who said that
25-08-07 1:16:02 AM - teardrop: hehehe


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As Cute As My SHOUTOUT

Here is my submission for
SHOUTOUT “MARI PHOTO” COMPETITION

“AS CUTE AS MY SHOUTOUT”

"Kucing Mafia maintain cute after a looooong shout out loud session with SHOUTOUT family"

MacD Breakfast at 4?

R-RATED PHOTO AHEAD

Yees.... that was my first impression when I first heard about it.

Why would anyone sacrifice the best hours of sleeping for a lousy expensive breakfast and you had to drive out.

Any delivery? I don't know, but if they are, knowing MacD standard (Uptown Damansara Branch) it take an hour to reach you even you were on next door office, by then your breakfast I just another hard and cold .......

But then why? Why would Ronald Macdonald invest in man hour and advertising cost for a lousy business strategy? At 4am I would rather be at midnite mamak stall in Bangsar having nice hot Lick-Mi-Co-Tea and Roti Canai Pisang.

It was a big mystery until somebody accidentally captured the following photo behind one of MacDonald branch offering 4am breakfast.

Well..... hope it did solved some missing person cases... photographer name remain anonymously for protection.

Devil May Cry : The Anime

THE GAME

Devil May Cry was one hell of a good shoot, hack and slash PS2 game. Great graphic, simple and and not so hard gameplay. Had a good time slashing badasses in DMC 1 and 2.... somehow I did not finish DMC 3, got stuck on twin bosses - big mofo statue.

DMC 4 ? Till I upgrade my PS2 to PS3... won't be thinking much about it.


Well ..... out of the blue... Capcom decided to bring DMC into anime world.... great ... just about time to watch the action without sweating my finger....

THE ANIME

In the show, Dante runs his devil-hunting business, Devil May Cry, while struggling under constant financial debt. There are also two new regular characters -- Dante's agent Morrison who visits frequently, and Patty Royale, a young orphan girl he saved in the first episode, who either visits as well, or lives with him.

Patty

A young girl who Dante met after she supposedly came into a wealthy inheritence. This turned out to be a sham, and she has since been staying with Dante, whether he likes it or not

Trish

A demon created by Mundus in the image of Dante's mother, she joined Dante after Mundus' defeat and became his partner. Recently she's decided to try working on her own for a while, although Dante has given her an open invitation to come back at any time.

Lady

A Devil Hunter, descended from the priestess whose blood Sparda used to seal the gate between the human and demon worlds, Dante seems to be in constant debt to her.

7 years old maths exercise....

From my 7 years old math exercise ......

Convert the following from numeric value to word:

1) RM2.30 : Two ringgit and thirty sen

2) RM2.25 : Two ringgit and twoty five sen

3) RM3.14 : Three ringgit and onety five sen

4) RM3.65 : Three ringgit and sixty five sen

Men Vs Woman

Shortest Fairytale Ever

Once upon a time a bloke asked a girl "will you marry me?"

She said "No"

And the bloke lived happily ever after. :)

Wishing Well

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish, too, but he leaned over excessively,
fell into the well, and drowned.

The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

Bird Watching

Take a look at the two birds below. Study them closely and watch their habits...

See if you can spot which of the two is the female. It can be done. Even by one with no skills whatsoever in bird watching.

Coma Support

The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma forseveral months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."

BLEACH CRONICLE

BLEACH

If you have not seen Bleach, you are not ANIME yet....

kids watch Naruto, X'tre'me macho'ism watch Bleach

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THE STORY

Bleach follows the lives of Ichigo Kurosaki , who is a high school student with the ability to see ghosts, and a shinigami (Soul Reaper or, literally, "death god") named Rukia Kuchiki , who crosses paths with Ichigo while hunting an evil spirit known as a hollow . Rukia is wounded during the ensuing confrontation with the spirit and is left with no choice but to transfer her powers into Ichigo . Thus the adventures of Ichigo and Rukia begin. Together they search for hollows and perform soul burials on wayward souls, cleansing the spirits and sending them to Soul Society .

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ZANGETSU


A zanpakutō (斬魄刀, zanpakutō lit. soul-cutting sword) is a weapon wielded by shinigami. The art of using a zanpakutō is called zanjutsu (swordsmanship).



Ichigo's zanpakutō is called Zangetsu (斬月, lit. Moon Cutter) ; the spirit takes the form of a middle-aged man wearing tinted glasses and a black coat.

Shikai: Zangetsu takes the form of a large and elegant cleaver as tall as Ichigo is. It has no command phrase, as it is always active.

Bankai: Named Tensa Zangetsu (天鎖斬月, lit. Heavenly Chain Moon Cutter), Zangetsu takes the form of a nodachi with a black blade and a manji crossguard. When Ichigo uses Zangetsu's bankai, he is wearing a coat identical to the spirit's. In this form, Ichigo's speed is greatly increased, exceeding the velocity of flash steps. Ichigo also gains matching agility and reflexes.


Abilities: Getsuga tenshō (月牙天衝, lit. moon sky-piercing fang), an energy attack that fires blue-colored blasts of spiritual power in the shape of a crescent. When used with the bankai form, these blasts are black and red and their path can be controlled.

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TEAM


(left to right)
Kon (modified soul in stuffed animal toy) Uryū Ishida (the last Quincy) Rukia (Shinigami who started all) Orihime Inoue (classmate and friend) Yasutora "Chad" Sado (best buddy) Orihime Inoue (classmate and friend)

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BEATEN

(left to right)

Renji Abarai - lieutenant of the 6th Division Kenpachi Zaraki - captain of the 11th Division Byakuya Kuchiki - captain of the 6th Division

DIED

Jin Kariya, leader of the Bounts

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NEW BAD BOYZ

TEAM CAPTAIN AIZEN

VASTO LORDE

Vasto lorde are the most powerful class of menos. They each one is stronger than an average shinigami captain; Tōshirō claims that ten of them under Sōsuke Aizen's control would be enough to defeat all of Soul Society. It seems that Aizen has important plans with them, but the details haven't been revealed.

ARRANCAR

An arrancar is a hollow that has removed its mask and gained shinigami powers.
Those arrancar under Aizen's command also have a standard theme for their clothing. Their uniforms consist of a white jacket, black sash, white hakama, and black socks with white sandals; in essence, the uniforms are basically inverted shinigami uniforms.

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THE VIZARD



The vizard are shinigami who have obtained hollow powers and
whose shinigami powers remain dominant.
They help Ichigo to rise up to a new level - Hollowfication



THE NEW ICHIGO KUROSAKI

The completer "Hollowfication"

When using their hollow powers, their appearance does not change except for the mask on their face and the color of their eyes, with the whites of their eyes turning black and the irises gold. This process of donning one's hollow mask is referred to as "Hollowification"

What happen to our Ichigo once he complete his hollowfication?

I HAVE NO FREAKING IDEA..... as of today... fans are still
waiting for him to complete his hollowfication with the vizards.....

Maybe on episode 136 ? we'll wait.....



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