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How to Look Rich ..... the cheaper way....

My oh my...... my friend told me no money no talk. No way I can hit a Bangsar girl with the kind of money I made.... these bloody people are damn wrong.... You can look rich by not being one yourslef..... that mean you does not have to be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company to look like a million bucks. You can still play with the big boys if you know how to bend the rules. Learn how to appear wealthier than you are by following these simple (and totally free) suggestions;

Talk the talk

It doesn’t cost anything to stay informed, so start your day by reading the financial section of your local newspaper or consider subscribing to periodicals like Forbes and Smart Money. If you can’t afford the price of a subscription, most libraries have an extensive magazine section for you to peruse. After all, you never know when you’ll be able to enliven a conversation with your burgeoning knowledge of the hedge fund market.

Take care of the little details

Let’s be perfectly honest: You could be wearing a suit made out of $1,000 bills, but if you have a snaggle-toothed smile, no one is going to take you seriously. Improve your dental work by getting a professional whitening job and having your uneven teeth capped. While you’re at it, pay attention to other personal hygiene issues. You’ll be amazed at how much more attention you’ll get simply by having clean breath, clipped nails and a pleasant smell. In other words, do everything you can to appear filthy rich, and not just plain filthy.

Dress for success

Appearing wealthy is sometimes a matter of quality over quantity. Rather than saving a few hundred dollars by buying second-rate suits you’ll soon have to replace, splurge on a single quality suit from Hugo Boss or Armani. It may cost you more up front, but you’ll save a bundle in the end. And be careful where you shop: You’ll save even more if you eschew exclusive boutiques in favor of outlet stores and end-of-season sales.

Master the money clip

Self-respecting millionaires never carry a wallet, and neither should you. Toss away that leather monstrosity and adopt a shiny gold money clip instead. Just remember to always put your biggest bill on the outside in order to give the impression of outrageous wealth.

Since the rich love their toys, make sure to display other expensive accessories as well. Just bear in mind that certain accoutrements have more cachet than others. For instance, while cell phones and PDAs both hint at wealth, farting key chains, bottle openers and the Popeil Pocket Fisherman all scream “Hillbilly!”

Using a fake title in order to appear wealthier than you are.

Don’t forget your manners

Part of appearing wealthy means adhering to the time-honored standards of the upper class, so don’t forget your pleases and thank-yous, and always treat others with respect. In the words of millionaire merchant Joseph Spiegel, “Rich people are too well-bred to be rude.”

Tone it down

Just because you have it doesn’t mean you need to flaunt it. The only time the outrageously wealthy discuss dollars and cents is when they’re referring to the stock market. Take a tip from their restrained behavior by keeping your own money issues to yourself. That means ignoring price tags and never complaining about the cost of a quality item.

Create a fictional past

Since you’ve been lying on your taxes for years, why not take the next logical step and completely make up an alternate identity for yourself? Just imagine how impressed strangers will be when you tell them your favorite sport is yachting, your dog is a Basset Fauve De Bretagne, and you vacation in St. Kitts in the winter and the Hamptons in the summer. Heck, why stop there? The wealthy love to brag about their lineage, so up the ante by informing them you’re a descendant of Scottish royalty and your great-great-great-great grandfather signed the Declaration of Independence. If you’re going to lie, you might as well go the whole nine yards.

Learn to loiter

Just because you can’t afford to stay at The Ritz doesn’t mean you can’t hang out in the lobby. Appear filthy rich by association simply by loitering in the plush waiting rooms of the world’s finest hotels. You’ll be amazed at how approachable the monocle-wearing crowd can be when they think you’re one of their own.

Wear knockoffs

Nothing impresses a crowd more than the sight of a Rolex. After all, these distinctive timepieces can cost as much as $100,000. Although that might be a little too steep for your budget, there’s nothing stopping you from buying a convincing replica on the streets of New York. Just make sure it’s a “Rolex” and not a “Rolecks.”

Of course, knockoffs aren’t just limited to watches. You’ll be amazed at how much money you can save in the short run by incorporating all kinds of legitimate-looking knockoffs into your wardrobe.

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Sometimes looking wealthy is actually better than being wealthy. After all, the outrageously affluent have to deal with all kinds of problems that we can only imagine. In the words of author A.J. Reb Materi, “So many people spend their health gaining wealth, and then have to spend their wealth to regain their health."

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Very Sad But Beautiful Story

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future. The girl's father started searching everywhere for the them but in vain.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly". So in this way, their love won and they returned homes.

The couple went to town to shop for a wedding dress for the bride. The guy was wearing a white shirt that day.

Then as he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his fiancee, a car hit him and he died on the spot.

The girl lost her senses. It was only after some time that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cementation was held on the very next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady told her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he, too, ignored it. Then when the girl had the dream the following night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother adviced her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately. She did as she was told,but to no avail. The next night she again had the same dream. She washed again... but some still remained. And on the 3rd night, she had the exact same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain away, or else something terrible will happen.

This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains. She used all her might to scrub...and the dress nearly tore, but patches of stubborn stains still remained! By late evening the same day, tired and all alone at home, the girl heard a knock on the door. When she opened the door, she

saw the same old lady in her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up and gave her a blue object. Still in shock, the girl asked, "What is this..? " The old lady replied...

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Real Reported Airline Announcement by Air Crew

Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

a.. From a Southwest Airlines employee .... "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

b.. Pilot-"Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land...it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

c.. After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.

d.. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

e.. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

f.. From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.

g.. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

h.. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."

i.. "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

j.. "Last one off the plane must clean it."

k.. From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!

l.. Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

m.. Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

n.. An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I as you a question?" "Why no, Ma'am," said the pilot, "what is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"

o.. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.

p.. Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways."

ShoutOut Templates

Alooohaa !! Exactly a month ago I blog about this new locally made in Penang chat box called ShoutOut. I've been actively involved in what we called "Shouting" instead of typical internet jargon "Chatting". This is what set ShoutOut different from other chatter box.

1) We shout out loud - while others just chatting.
2) We are called "Shouters" - while others chatters.
3) We are ShoutOut family, while others are cyber friends. Todate we have strong 65 brothers and sisters, actively shouting out loud.




4) All Shouters family are pretty and handsome single and available except for me :(
5) ShoutOut programmers are still alive and we are kicking their butts for more features... he he. Credit goes to Lasker and Elise.
6) Recent update includes 'Whats Next' module .... a global events reminder and Username/Password registration so you can secure your username.


Last but not least....

7) Shoutout is safe for everyone - young age, teenagers, middle age, ice age, and Shouters family do not tolerate profanity, so your kids are safe here. We shoot perverter on first sight.

Download and Customise your own ShoutOut at http://www.penangpenang.com/

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Malaysia Game Show

First, I'm not racist and I'm not trying to be one. Let us be professional and look at the following issues in different angle, and suggest as per why these scenario are happening.

Many years ago, we had "Tekaria", a very popular game show hosted by Ahmad Tarmimi Sariger. Then we had "Keluarga Bahagia Singer" - a family game show, than a 2 seasons "More Jutaria", first RM1 million for grand winner. First season no winner, 2nd season someone won the million ringgit, More (a cigarrate company) decided that, no more money for season 3.

It was then all in Bahasa Melayu, yet participation were from all races, no doubt majorities were Malays, considering the population ratio, this was not an issue.

As time passed by, Malaysian awareness toward the important of English rose up. More english program installed on TV and more gameshow, or widely known today as Reality Show were conveyed in either Malay, English or Mixture of both. Those were like, Akademi Fantasia, One In A Million, So You Know You Can Dance, Who Want .... aire ... etc, etc, etc.

But what I'm really PISS OFF is, when a show is conducted in languages any other than our official language or at least international official language, where it can be understand by majority of audiences. Yes... I'm talking about game show conducted in Chinese, such as Deal or No Deal.

Check out the following points.

1. Deal or No Deal clearly off for non chinese speaking people, since very few non chinese can actually speak that language. Of course they are going to came out in English version later, but economically speaking - what de hell ? Are they going to bar chinese from participating in English version? Don't think so....
2. Or was it because most chinese, especially those from chinese school background or from kampung don't understand English? How about kampung malays? How about estate mali indians? This is a step back in government effort in educating Malaysian citizen to learn English.... Furthermore, what is it so complicated to understand numbers in English? I'm telling you, even me also now buy stuff at apek shop will ask him 'mai ? or ho mai?'
3. Or was it because major sponsor say so? I notice this idiotic ideas are played by Celcom and Digi. Not sure about Maxis thought... Celcom... come on la ... I thought Celcom is owned by Telekom Group, wasn't Telekom are infested by Malays? Or was it because the menteri telekomunikasi is a chinese himself. Digi - don't forget aaa... Indian are asking their version of Who Want To Be A Million Rupee'aire !!

Again, don't fire me coz I'm not a racist. But shit like this also you don't talk, they still smell. Chinese are making noise of government discriminating their communities. Please la, take a step back and reaccess the situation.

Stuff like "mandarin speaking only" job ads does hurt many of your malay and indian friends, some may even be your childhood good friends. It just that when we grew up we forget.... we forget the kind of beautiful friendship we used to have, until we grow and exposed ourself to a most dangerous radiation called politics.

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PRESENTING SOME FAMOUS BUTT YOU ARE EAGER TO FIND OUT


1) Nicky Butt - Newcastle United Footballer. Nice family name.

2 ) Cigarette Butt - It protect from burning your lips and slightly enhance your life, cigarette ass?

3) Butterweed - Packera Glabella, too pretty to joke about...

4) Button Fly - Quick to open, damn slow to close. Why does they call it fly when it doesn't really fly...

5) Butter - I have no idea why they call it 'butt'er, probably to physical composition of butter has some similarity to what cam out from 'butt'.

6) Monarch Butterfly - At least this one did fly.

7) Butthead - Uh uh .... they said 'butt'...

Disclaimer : No butt were screwed or harmed while producing this article.

Road Bully !! Frucking Trucker....

Today was the worst day of my life. I was late for work, and this one MOFO truck was hogging on this freaking narrow road. When I manage to take over, out of frustration I gentle horned him a bit. I thought it was it until I look at my rear view mirror. This idiot was trailing on my bumper at 100 km/h....

I step on the gas pedal, and smile - my car just farted right on the truckers nose... idiot.

I was damn wrong - there he was driving like a madman.... following close to my car. Oh my God !! have I just pissed off a road bully? All he need is a little bump on my car - enuff to send me six feet under.

There's no way a truck can over take me, so long as I keep on pressing on my gas and apply some drifting skills I learn from Initial D movie. I did ....but then everything turn black.... then saw red and blue light flashing .... I heard a weird sound .... I woke up and there I was laying on hospital bed. My wife stood beside me, she was unharmed but still in shock.

She claim she saw everything - the truck - the red truck was not just ordinary truck, she manage to take picture of the red truck .... second before it transform into a robot. I guess the incident must have whacked her head somehow.... truck transforming into robot? only idiots would believe that...

New Technology : Offline Internet

We always wonder, to what extend can internet grows?

There was dial-up, then broadband speed up everything, now broadband also never fast enuf.

Doesn't matter how fast you go, once offline - your done.

Ever wonder what it would be like if we had all the conveniences of the Internet in the "real" world? I do. A lot, actually. Whether I'm sitting at a stop light, looking where I left my keys or just waiting in line at the grocery store, if we had the power of the Internet available to us I think our lives would be so much simpler. Forget about getting online, imagine if offline internet available in real life.

Free browsing capabilities. No longer spend thousand of dollar and hours of traveling time, just think of a place and browse it accordingly, u like it, the make a booking. Now imagine what u can do with Firefox tab browsing capability.

Shoppe offline without being there. Browse, meet sales person, try on shoes, then conclude sales. Have them delivered to you door step - while having breakfast.

Can't find your car keys? Misplaced your wallet? Don't worry, now Google search new algorithm extended to offline world. Google can!! Install Google search module to your brain.

Tired of old car? old house? wife nagging? don't worry, UPGRADE them !!

You bought a movie, watch em, and dunno what else to do? not enuff money to buy other movie? SHARE THEM ! with anyone... not just friends and family, join PEER TO PEER network. Trading stuff has never been easier.

You have lots of enemy? get SPYWARE or fixed in FIREWALL to your properties. It shall protect you from any harm done.

And don't forget to buy latest Anti Virus pills, prevent you and your family from getting sick.

Too much advertisement on TV, get Adblock protection on your tv.

Avoid from receiving junk mail in your post box or telemarketing calls, by installing SPAM Blocker to your mailbox and phone.

Last but not least, when ever got problem, push Bugs Report button.