extreme machoism

New Browser - Google Chrome

2008-09-03T09:50:00.005+08:00

http://www.google.com/chrome

I'm not sure if this gonna be a threat to Firefox 3.0, but ten minutes into it, I'm already in love with it. I even change my default browser to Google Chrome.

Can't say though .... I might go back to Fifefox once the ugly side of GC start showing up.

But I can be absolutely sure, IE will eat their heart out.

And their view source result is damn cool......

BN TALK VS KEDAI KOPI TALK

2008-08-29T16:29:00.005+08:00

BN TALK VS KEDAI KOPI TALK

Wan Azizah Wan Ismail

Pemimpin BN cakap, perbuatannya mengosongkan kerusi untuk memberi laluan kepada Anwar Ibrahim, adalah perbuatan tidak beretika.

Oghang kampung cakap, itulah hebatnya, tanda seoghang isteri. Dia sayang kat soami dia, dia korban kerusi ini supaya soami dia boleh khidmat lebih lagi.

Anwar Ibrahim

Pemimpin BN cakap, dia sudah terdesak, tidak berani bertanding di tempat lain, Bandar Tun Razak, Kulim Bandar Baru, tapi dia pilih Permatang Pauh. Pengecut. Bertanding tempat sendiri, memanglah, saya bertanding di tempat sendiri pun boleh menang juga.

Oghang kampung cakap, dia buat keputusan yang bijak, dia tahu jaga hati kawan-kawan di kawasan lain, dia pilih kawasan isteri dia, memang menang tu memihak pada dia. Tapi, ada jugak oghang lain bertanding tempat sendighi pun kalah.

Arif Shah Omar Shah

Pemimpin BN cakap, calon ini mampu menang dan mampu menewaskan calon lawan. Dia rajin bekerja, dan dia orang tempatan yang menetap di sini, dan boleh berbahasa Mandarin dan Hokien.

Oghang kampung cakap, susah Arip Syah nak kalahkan dia. Tokoh ini hebat kat negara dan kat dunia. Oghang kawasan ni sejak dulu dok sayangkan kat dia. Bahasa tu tak penting, yang penting apa sumbangan khidmat calon pada kawasan kita ni dan negara. Arip Syah dah baguih kat DUN Seberang Jaya, kalau pee Parlimen, pakat tak jumpak dah dia kat Seberang Jaya ni.

Media

Pemimpin BN cakap, media akan berlaku adil, terutama dari segi liputan, dalam pilihanraya kecil ini.

Oghang kampung cakap, sughathabaq, segala teevee, radio, susah kita nak percaya. Pembohong manyak sangat. Ketagha sungguh. Kita dengaq ceramah, baghu dapat direk. Kita boleh tengok sendighi dengan mata kepala kita. Lagi, anak-anak dok bagi maklumat daghi internet, kemaih lagi kita boleh yaqin.

Kos

Pemimpin BN cakap, pilihanraya kecil ini merugikan, dan kosnya memang tinggi. Namun tidak melebihi peruntukan kos yang ditentukan oleh SPR.

Oghang kampung cakap, pilihanghaya kecik ini, tentu depa belanja manyak. Dulu sekali, cetak promosi pun, apa ka, dok ada dekat RM 218 jota terhutang. Kali ini, ghasanya mau kot cecah dekat RM 50 jota ke ateh.

Keselamatan

Pemimpin BN cakap, sejumlah kira-kira 6,000 anggota berpakaian seragam akan dipusatkan di sini, demi menjaga keselamatan.

Oghang kampung cakap, ghasanya tak perlu terlalu ghamai kot. Tengok macam tu dok berasa gerun semacam. Lagi depa buat orang takut.

Sumpah

Pemimpin BN cakap, sumpah telahpun dilakukan mengikut syariat Islam. Anwar Ibrahim bila mahu bersumpah. Lakukanlah jikalau benar. Dia tidak berani pun.

Oghang kampung cakap, sumpah lagu ini tak ada dalam Islam. Lagi pun tak baik buat lagu tu. Sumpah bukan boleh buat barang main-main. Takut-takut kalau Allah turun bala, semua kena sama belaka.

Kuburkan

Pemimpin BN cakap, kami telah datang untuk kuburkan Anwar Ibrahim, kami akan tamatkan kerjaya politik Anwar Ibrahim.

Oghang kampung cakap, meluat sungguh la tengok oghang celupaq macam tu bila ceramah. Tak baik dok kata macam tu. Dia oghang muda, kenalah hormat sikit kat oghang yang lebih siniyer.

Bersih

Pemimpin BN cakap, kerajaan akan berlaku bersih dalam pilihanraya kecil ini.

Oghang kampung cakap, manyak main kotoq. Kita tengok, macam-macam dok berlaku.

Isu

Pemimpin BN cakap, saya akan dedahkan Anwar Ibrahim, amalan luar tabii, sodomi, liwat, salah guna kuasa, kroni, agen Amerika, agen Yahudi, dan banyak lagi.

Oghang kampung cakap, depa tak ada isu pembangunan, tak ada isu kebaikan nak kongsi dengan kita, tapi isu depa hanyalah bughukkan dia, sampai aib lagi memalukan. Kita beghasa terhina. Jatuh kesian kat dia.

Keputusan

Pemimpin BN cakap, berdasarkan keputusan yang telah diumumkan, BN menang, kerana ini jelas memperlihatkan demokrasi masih wujud di Malaysia.

Oghang kampung cakap, depa kata lagu mana pun, hakikatnya depa kalah dah. Kalah teghuk.

Kemenangan

Pemimpin BN cakap, kemenangan Anwar Ibrahim apa bezanya dengan kemenangan Wan Azizah Wan Ismail. Jumlah Ahli Parlimen sama sahaja. Tidak berubah pun. Saya bangun pagi ini, saya bertanya diri saya, jawapannya saya masih lagi seorang menteri.

Oghang kampung cakap, kemenangan dia eghtinya kemenangan penduduk kawasan ni, lebih lagi, kemenangan untuk sebahagian besaq rakyat Malaysia. Tak lama lagi, boleh berobah susunan menteghi. Menteghi lama pee, menteghi baghu pulak ganti.

Parlimen

Pemimpin BN cakap, baguslah kalau Anwar Ibrahim menang, dan masuk Parlimen, saya boleh dedahkan keburukan dia dengan lebih banyak lagi.

Oghang kampung cakap, baguslah kalau Anwar Ibrahim menang, dia boleh beri khidmat lebih bermakna lagi di Parlimen. Kerajaan laa ni tak boleh buat sesuka hati aniaya kita, naikkan hagha minyak, naikkan segala macam, keghana sekaghang pembangkang dok makin kuat. Lebih lagi bila dia jadi ketua.

PM

Pemimpin BN cakap, Perdana Menteri Y.A.B. Dato' Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi masih kuat, masih mampu, UMNO masih kukuh, dan BN masih teguh. Tidak perlu post-mortem. Tambahan lagi, Anwar Ibrahim tidak akan jadi PM. 16 September 2008 hanyalah gimik politiknya.

Oghang kampung cakap, depa kena kaji kenapa depa kalah lagi. Ada mesej yang kami dok hantaq. Perdana Menteghi yang dok ada, dia lemah, dia lembik. UMNO dah rosak. BN berteghaboq. Dia perancang yang baguih. Nuu Hadi sama Lim, boleh dok semeja dengan dia, pakat-pakat, majukan negagha. Kalau dia kata 16 haribulan September ni, bukan ka, betoi lah. Kita yaqin dia boleh capai dan berjaya.

Jadi, cakaplah apa yang hendak dicakapkan. Nafilah sepuas mungkin. Hakikatnya, orang kampung sudah boleh mengupas perihal pilihanraya jauh lebih bermakna dan bererti berbanding para pemimpin Barisan Nasional.

InsyaAllah, jumpa lagi di beberapa pilihanraya kecil akan datang, dan jika masih lagi tidak sudi mendengar, tidak mahu berubah, sombong dan bongkak, maka, di PRU 13 kelak.

RM1.6m wasted for Mat Rempit at Permatang Pauh

2008-08-29T14:41:00.004+08:00

If you are wondering item 6, RM250 x 6 = ??? RM21000 , forgive him, probably his math teacher was kind of "Six 'push' two equal four" .... or probably he's purely stupid just like any thing BN's scum of the universe.

I guess suppose RM250 x 6 buah x 14 days.....

And all those for one skuad.... how about other skuad?

F....k!

Pictures you don't see on TV and Newspaper

2008-08-23T14:42:00.003+08:00

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Najib Tun Razak says that The Opposition Are Rude. ( http://westmalaysia .com/?p=2724 )

“The opposition did not show any respect to their opponents. Is this the image of the party that wants to rule the country,” he said when visiting the BN Youth Main Operations Room.

The 51 years mentality, the Hadhari's teaching.....

Rukun Negara #1 : Kepercayaan Kepada Tuhan

Puteri UMNO, legacy of el-lesbo de el-andartue

Rukun Negara #5 : Kesopanan dan Kesusilaan

Putera Umno a.k.a Mat Rempit, legacy of anak menantu Optimus Prime Minister

Dirty corrupted police enforcer..... see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil....

Rukun Negara #4 : Kedaulatan Undang-Undang

Yang membezakan antara haiwan dan manusia hanyalah akal, akal yang di kurniakan oleh tuhan.

Aksi "keterlaluan" penyokong PKR berpunca dari kemarahan rakyat atas sikap berat sebelah pihak media, aksi penyokong BN di atas jelas menunjukkan bahawa penyokong BN, seperti pemimpinnya semua sudah hilang akal.....

Tiada lagi beza dengan haiwan.

amin.

Petrol price down by 15 cents

2008-08-22T20:14:00.003+08:00

But nasi lemak still cost me RM2 ...

What is our sleeping dollah gonna do now?

Permatang Pauh people will be too stupid if they decided to trust these idiots.

Polices like these assholes .... how to trust?

2008-08-22T15:57:00.003+08:00

Our PM really care.......

2008-08-22T15:38:00.002+08:00

Pak Boleh bLah quietly takes public transport ...... bla bla bla....

Quitely my ASS! RTM - TV3 - NTV4 - 8TV - Ch9 - Ass'tro ...... all carries same story....

Ni baru orang melayu cakap, teloq 2 bijik dah riuh sekampung.....

Nasib hang-pa la pengundi Beeeee Ennnnnnnnnnd.....

Anyone notice or not?

2008-08-20T20:20:00.004+08:00

Today is special day.....

Exactly at 8.08 pm minutes ago.... for first and will never happened again, we hit....

2008 2008 2008

20:08 20/08/2008

cool rite!

We had 08:08 08/08/08 .......... this year

We had Anwar second liwat accusation ............. this year

We had very shocking election result ........... this year

We had 2 statutory declarations this year ..... from the same person.....this year

We had 1 statutory declaration retracted by the above idiot......this year

We had nationwide coverage liwatee taking oath on Quran.....this year

We had the best increment.... in petrol price .... this year

Worst of all..... we can no longer make fun of Samy Vellu this year.... and years to come....

What a wonderful year ...... and it's only August.

Did I miss anything?

Are you predicting anything interesting happening soon?

Share with us....

Mahathir Screwed !!

2008-08-18T22:36:00.002+08:00

Whatever happen this September, be it Pak Lah or Anwar .... our Tun Mahathir will be screwed front back left right......

Mana mau lari?

Lesson to be learn.... think before you start screwing someone ass......

UITM 10% NON BUMI ... SIAPA MAIN POLITIK?

2008-08-18T20:13:00.004+08:00

Cadangan membuka 10% quota untuk bukan bumi oleh Menteri Besar Selangor.

PKR dituduh bermain politik.... tetapi siapa sebenarnya bermain politik?

1) Perlukah PKR bermain politik di saat parti Bangsat Negara sudah berada di ambang maut?

2) Kalau benar PKR bermain politik, kenapa sekarang? banyak sangat ke bangsa bukan bumi kat Permatang Pauh? Kalau betul nak main politik, kenapa tidak masa pilihanraya dulu?

3) Banyak sangat ke 10%?

4) PKR buat demo habis kiri kana depan belakang kena roadblock, budak hingus UITM buat demo, polis siap bentang karpet merah! Siapa main politik?

5) Menteri Besar dah tarik balik arahan, Najib masih tumpang glamer kat TV, sapa main politik?

6) Budak hingus UITM ni masih dok dalam kelas, hingus belum kering. Nanti korang mula cari kerja baru nampak langit tinggi rendah. Nak masuk government kena fight 90000 penganggur yang majoriti pun mai dari UITM. Untung-untung boleh dalam post, kalau main LUBANG belakang. Masa tu baru terhegeh-hegeh menagih kat private sektor. Lap hidung hangpa dulu weh, 80% private company belong to non bumi.... belajor tinggi mana pun resume masuk tong sampah....

AWAT LA HANGPA BODOH SANGAT?

DAPAT STATUS UNIVERSITI PUN ATAS DASAR POLITIK MAHATHIR, MAHATHIR PUNYA LAST RESORT NAK DAPAT SOKONGAN BUDAH HINGUS LEPAS MASUK ZAMAN SENJA DIA.

P/S: MCA, MIC, GERAKAN senyap je ker? lembu cucuk hidung.

Two Press Attacked.... Who to be blame? PR or Government?

2008-08-18T09:55:00.002+08:00

"Two Press Photographers Assaulted At Permatang Pauh By-election Nomination

BUKIT MERTAJAM, Aug 16 (Bernama) -- Two press photographers were assaulted by about 30 people wearing Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) T-shirts during the nomination for the Permatang Pauh parliamentary by-election Saturday, resulting in one of them taking a severe beating and losing his RM15,000 digital camera......"

That's what happen when you start mess up with the rakyat mind.

Sarang tebuan jangan di jolok, inikan pula lubang juboq pondan bapok Saiful.

No GOLD.... but at least....

2008-08-18T09:20:00.005+08:00

NO GOLD .... NO RM1 MILLION
MALAYSIAN HARD EARN TAX MONEY
GOES WASTED....

BUT THEN.... THE BANGSAT NEGARA
GET TO SPEND IT IN PERMATANG PAUH

RM100 / UNDI

Happy 8th Birthday Dear Son... 06-08-08

2008-08-11T09:20:00.004+08:00

HAPPY 8TH BIRTHDAY !!

Unfortunely, it falls during weekday. So we had a small cake cutting ceremony with a small piece of cake.

We had to postponed to Sunday of for the big event.

There was cake, speggetti (darn...how to spell that), fried chicken, watermelon and orange juice.

Next on schedule..... SUNAT .... no more cake cutting, something else shall be cut !! chop chop

Siapa Subsidi Siapa?

2008-07-20T16:35:00.004+08:00

Kerajaan kata subsidi menyusahkan kerajaan.

Maka subsidi di kurangkan.

Kerajaan dah tak susah lagi.

Aku pun tak tau nak kata apa lagi.... melainkan,

ikhlas dari Kucing Mafia

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2008-06-23T09:17:00.003+08:00

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what a dumb ass....

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2008-06-23T08:49:00.004+08:00

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M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R

2008-06-12T20:21:00.004+08:00

What make Tun Mahathir survived for more than 20 years as PM?

When he felt threatened by Anwar, he ...

Make
Anwar
Homosexual
And
Then
Highlight
It
Repeatedly

And now as Pak Lah started t0 screw up everything, he....

Must
Always
Hantam
Abdullah
Till
He
Is
Removed

I'll be damn...

MY FREAKING BLOG IS HAUNTED

2008-06-10T09:43:00.004+08:00

This is real, no kidding one. My blog is haunted.

THIS SHIT CAN READ YOUR MIND.

Disclaimer:

I am not responsible for anything might happen to you or your love one resulting from this freaking phenomena.

Are you scared enough?

HA HA

18 SX Story : Punggung Janda Basah Akhirnya

2008-05-15T09:14:00.003+08:00

Imah, seorang janda yang muda, jelita dan seksi tinggal seorang diri di sebuah banglo dua tingkat. Ramai lelaki tidak kira tua atau muda menggilainya tapi Imah tidak pernah melayan. Siapakah agaknya lelaki yang berjaya memikatnya? Sungguh bertuah lelaki itu kerana harta-harta Imah bernilai berjuta, hasil peninggalan suaminya seorang ahli perniagaan yanmg berjaya.

Kini sudah masuk tahun ke-3 Imah tidak bersuami. Sudah lama dia bersabar. Dalam hatinya yang sepi itu, sebenarnya beliau tidak menafikan dirinya memang kehausan teman. Apatah lagi dirinya kini kian bergetah kembali, yang longgar pun sudah rapat, yang cantik pun pun makin bertambah cantik lagi. Ini juga adalah hasil daripada minatnya yang mendalam terhadap barangan kosmetik dan barangan penjagaan diri.

Dalam sikapnya yang tidak mengendahkan lelaki namun pada malam ini beliau amat berharap mana-mana lelaki akan datang kepadanya. Sesiapa sahaja yang datang malam ini beliau akan sudi menghulurkan tangan. Tambahan lagi, Imah tinggal berseorangan dalam kegelapan. Bekalan elektrik petang tadi sudah terputus. Imah amat kehausan sekali. Perasaan Imah semakin resah. Sabar Imah menunggu, sejam dirasakan bagaikan sehari. Keresahan dan degupan jantungnya makin memuncak.

Tuk!!! Tukkk! Tiba-tiba tingkap rumahnya diketuk orang.

"Ohhhh! Syukurlah!!!", kata Imah di dalam hatinya.

Imah terus berlari membuka tingkap rumahnya yang diketuk itu. Apabila tingkap dibuka, muncul seorang lelaki umur dalam lingkungan 30an berambut mawi melemparkan senyuman manis kepada Imah. Imah pun membalas senyuman itu. Senyuman mereka berdua jelas kelihatan didalam samar-samar cahaya torch light milik lelaki itu.

Lantas, lelaki itu menghulurkan tangan kanannya lalu disambut oleh Imah. Inilah saat pertama kalinya Imah memegang tangan lelaki semenjak suaminya meninggal dunia. Peluh Imah keluar mencurah disertai degupan jantungnya kian deras berdenyut.

Lelaki itu memimpin Imah berjalan.

"Adik duduklah di sini" kata lelaki itu.

Imah pun duduk perlahan-lahan dan bagaikan terpukau mengikut sahaja apa arahan lelaki itu dan tiba-tiba Imah terasa punggungnya menjadi dingin.

Dingin dan sejuk akibat air telah mula, membasahi punggungnya yang gebu itu. Tak pernah Imah merasa punggungnya sebasah ini. Seolah2 dugaan ini memang hebat. Menyedari ada sesuatu yang tidak kena, cepat-cepat lelaki itu berkata ....

"Ohhh!! Maaflah dik, tempat duduk dalam sampan ini kesemuanya basah kerana tempias dek air banjir ni, tapi apapun adik telah selamat!"

Jawab Imah, "Yalah!! Kalaulah abang tidak datang tadi, entah macam manalah nasib saya, air banjir ni nampaknya semakin naik, kalaulah ia mencecah bumbung tak tahulah apa akan terjadi. Tapi nasib baiklah air naik setakat tingkat atas rumah saya ini sahaja, jadi dapatlah saya menunggu di sini".

Lelaki tadi terus menghidupkan semula enjin sampannya lalu terus ke pusat pemindahan mangsa-mangsa banjir di sebuah sekolah kebangsaan. Begitulah kisah bagaimana punggung Imah jadi basah.......... hehehe...

New X-Ray Filter for Camera

2008-05-14T09:35:00.005+08:00

Sony Nightshot O-lux started it all years ago. It has been quite a silence since then. Either the filter is expensive or very damn expensive.

Why pay so much just to barely see tits, when you can see everything online.

Things has changed ..... infrared filter getting better. See it all.

See this sample.............. 18sx only

Minat Ko Oghe Tino vs Pecinta Wanita

2008-05-12T20:23:00.008+08:00

Good one! Saluuuut spring.

Minat Ko Oghe Tino

Di manakah boleh cari cinta
Cinta sengoti dale hidup ambo
Lebih kure wak serupo dio
Semoga temu dengan dio

Ambo tokse nak janji ngan dio
Pasti sene hidup dengan ambo
Biar dio sendiri yang rasa
Bertapa gilo nyo ko dio

(Korus)
Ambo meme minat ko ore tino
Tapi buke jenis boyo
Dokleh duk nak cari tino sokmo
Ambo cinto hanyo ko dio

Ambo meme minat ko ore tino
Ore juruh supo dio
Ambo tokse doh pada lain rasonyo
Wak dok cari dan berjumpo
Cinta ambo tenyato
Ambo nak hanyalah dio...

Demo meme minat ko oghe tino
Namun buke jenis boyo
Toksir doh nok caghi tino sokmo
Ko hanyo cinto ko ambo

Minat ko oghe tino
Minaat ko dioo
Hanyola dio...

Pecinta Wanita

ku temukan dalam pencarian
cinta sejati untuk hidupku
kurang lebih yg spt dia
ku harap dlm cintaku

ku tak mau menjanjikannya
pasti bahagia bila denganku
biar dia rasakan sendiri
betapa gilanya cintaku

Chorus:
aku memang pencinta wanita
namun ku bukan buaya
yg setia pada seribu gadis
ku hanya mencintai dia

aku memang pencinta wanita
yg lembut spt dia
ini saat ku akhiri semua
pencarian dalam hidup
cintaku ternyata
aku mau hanya dia

kamu memang pecinta wanita
namun kau bukan buaya
yg setia pada seribu gadis
kau hanya mencintai aku

pecinta wanita
mencintai dia
hanyalah dia

KL-Putrajaya Highway Dilemma: To enter or not to enter??

2008-05-12T09:21:00.003+08:00

Most of frequent KL-Putrajaya Highway users know motorcycles are banned from using that highway ... bukan saya cakap punya ... Samy Vellu cakap punya.

Samy Vellu cakap, road not wide enough. Hati dalam said, muka padan juga itu biker, no pay toll no enjoy toll jugak. Anyway, what do I care? I drive to work.... make my driving easier without to watch left right and back from deadly incoming rempit missile.

Anyway itu old story. Funny thing is, ok... no entry signboard for motorcycles are on every entry, but if you notice, they also provide toll lane for motorcycles to pass thru without ramping the toll gate barrier.

How is that possible? for mata-mata gelap maybe... but still many other highways are without motocycle lane.... LDP ? ELITE ? KL-SEREMBAN ? PLUS ? GRIK - JELI ? KARAK ? GOMBAK-KUANTAN ? KLANG UTARA ?

Is Federal Highway is the only one got motorcycle lane?

And how about LDP Bikers on ugly green thing they call bike using FLYOVER which is clearly NO ENTRY for bikers. Seem LDP actually remove all No entry sign for bikers on all their flyover.

Dirty trick !!

.... TM Block Google Access

2008-05-08T16:42:00.016+08:00

Due to kecermerlangan, kegemilangan dan keterbilangan result on recently colorful and powderful election result, our goverment suka-suka hati start blamming our multi media supercorridor internet free of speech as main culprit to their "BIG WIN".

Ironman-ically the same multimedia supercorridor our goverment spend billions in and hoo haa over the year sudah backfire them.

Bloggers these days can free free hantam sama Pak Lah and his crews, hiding behind INTERNET WITH NO BOUNDRY and FREEDOOM OF SPEACH tickets, turn out no more freedom for some blogger and the only boundry soon in is within stinky police lokap, behind bar .... sekali kena skuad in nude... in Youtube.

So our MSC govmen decided to block access to No 1, search engine, so that people cannot search for some sayap kiri punya blogs.

FEAR NOT!!

There's a new more powderful search engine than Google, and it really work.

Check out new Search Engine

"Hire Me Please !" Samy Vellu

2008-03-11T20:32:00.006+08:00

To Whom It May Concern:

The purpose of this letter is to recommend Samy Vellu for any suitable position available.

Mr Vellu possesses excellent planning and administrative skills necessary to administer any new or defective project, while gaining the acceptance of other cronies. The work he produces is almost on-time and not so accurate but repairable. This has made Mr Vellu a velluable part of our management team. During his 30 years glory period as MIC leader, he have acquired a larger percentage of Indians support. I believe his good tongue twisting skills and pleasant personality have helped our country grow.

During the last forty eight years Mr Vellu has worked her way from ordinary MIC member to top post 20 years later. This is due primarily to his ability to quickly pointing finger at others and denying all faults, Mr Vellu is unique individual with unique hairstyle, who can accept responsibility to approve a project with little oversight or direction. I would highly recommend him to any company seeking these qualities in an individual.

Sincerely,

Datuk Seri Abdullah bin Haji Ahmad Badawi

Still Prime Minister

Attached : Resume.

CLICK TO ENLARGE

World Fastest Scooter - Mat Rempit Wishlist

2007-12-24T14:36:00.000+08:00

I am no kidding one, any Mat Rempit will sell all their possessions including their minah rempit and bulu ketiak to get their hand of this beast.

Presenting to all Mat Rempit .... droll on this shit ...

Gilera GP800 an 850cc V-twin-engined scooter crowned to be worlds fastest scooter

75 hp at 7,250 rpm
(SOHC) 4 valve, electronic injection
Front Die-cast aluminium alloy, 3.50x16”
Back Die-cast aluminium alloy, 4.50x15”

max speed ?

120 mph or 200 km/h

What u get at 200 km/h?

KL - Ipoh in 1 hour
Karak - Kuantan in 1 hour
Pick up new chick !! after sold old one for this bike
Pick up more chick
Fuck Traffic police !!

most priceless moment

painless death in 0.0001 second

Think I'm joking?

Read This

I told him NOT to fart

2007-12-13T16:43:00.000+08:00

DEATH TOLL claim another 7 lives

2007-12-11T13:43:00.000+08:00

Today in The Star Online, on an unrelated stories,
Pak Lah quoted "PUBLIC SAFETY ABOVE ALL"

and there will be no hesitation in taking
stiffest action against irresponsible people...

This Pak Lah said one ... not me haaa....

IRONICALLY .... today

al-fatihah

Dewan Rakyat 22 NOVEMBER 2004

Puan Fong Po Kuan [Batu Gajah] akan mencadangkan:- “Bahawa Dewan ini menggesa Kementerian Kerja Raya membentangkan laporan terperinci dan terkini berkenaan cadangan pemindahan Plaza Tol Jelapang di Dewan ini. Sejak tahun 1996, kemalangan berhampiran Plaza Tol Jelapang ini telah meragut tidak kurang daripada 15 nyawa dan berpuluh yang cedera dengan tragedi yang terbaru melibatkan sebuah bas ekspress di mana 4 orang terbunuh dan 25 orang tercedera. Statistik kemalangan yang berlaku di Plaza Tol Jelapang ini atau juga dikenali “plaza tol maut” semakin meningkat dan bahayanya kepada pengguna adalah harus di pandang serius. Cadangan untuk memindahkan plaza tol Jelapang dan Plaza Tol Ipoh Selatan yang dikemukakan oleh Kementerian telah ditolak oleh Kabinet di atas sebab kosnya, RM 260 juta terlalu tinggi. Dewan ini harus membuat ketetapan bahawa keselamatan pengguna harus diberi keutamaan oleh Kerajaan dan tindakan segera harus diambil bagi memindahkan Plaza Tol Jelapang ini dengan mengekalkan jalan bebas tol yang sedia ada”.

People say too much death at Toll Jelapang over the past years make the place haunted. The place is possessed and infested with angry spirits.

There were rumors that goes around saying there is only one priest strong enough to perform spirit cleansing and put all miserable spirits at rest.

This holyman is known as $AMI VALUE

BUT

the pengerasnya would be RM280 millions tax payers hard earn money.

Yet....

RM280 millions is too much money, not worth of people's live, it better off spend on next general election.

7 lives are nothing especially when it belong to WANITA UMNO whom swore their whole life to BN.

PUBLIC SAFETY ABOVE ALL?

Some point to ponder....

To relocate Jelapang Toll cost RM280 millions.

check this out.... remember hundred RM screw driver?

BANGI PROJECT

Cadangan Merekabentuk, Membina dan Menyiapkan 41 unit Rumah Link Satu Tingkat Termasuk Infrastruktur Dalaman di Seksyen 5 Bandar Baru Bangi Secara Turnkey Untuk Tetuan Perbadanan Kemajuan Negeri Selangor

Cadangan Merekabentuk, Membina dan Menyiapkan Rumah Pangsa 5 Tingkat Kos Sederhana Rendah termasuk infrastruktur di Seksyen 5, Bandar Baru Bangi Untuk Tetuan Perbadanan Kemajuan Negeri Selangor

Category:	Building
Client:	S.P.L.E.M Sdn. Bhd.
Total Cost Value:	60 million
Status:	Design completed on 1996

60 million for 41 unit single storey link and five storey flat.

vs

280 million toll gate relocation

mmmmmm......

Dororo : 2007 Worth watching movie repeatly 10x

2007-12-09T18:24:00.000+08:00

If you like

INUYASHA

and SAMURAI-X

.....you'll enjoy this movie very much.

Main Characters :

Hyakkimaru
A young samurai dude resembling Himura Kenshin both physical appearance and samurai skilled. Ironically after a fight with his father, he received a "X" scar on forehead similar to one Kenshin had on his cheek. While he was portrayed as skill samurai as Kenshin, he is in fact immortal, or at least until he got back his heart. Immortality and body regenerating ability remind us to Inuyasha.

In fact Hyakkimaru carries a superatural sword made to vanish demon. Mmmnnn.... Inuyasha supernatural sword called Tetsusaiga and Kenshin "Sakabato" Reverse-blade sword.

Dororo
"Behind every great man is a great woman"

Hyakkimaru ... Dororo a tomboy thief with own dark history.

Inuyasha ... Kagome a future reincarnation of Kikyo, Inuyasha late sweetheart.

Kenshin ... Kamiya Kaoru a kendo champ inherited Kendo school from late father.

Bad Guys

Kagemitsu Daigo ... a warlord, a bad father, a wife killer

Demons ... spide'dmon, eagle'dmon, wolf'dmon, butterfly'dmon, maggot'dmon, tree'dmon, and many other CGI demon.

By the way this ain't Hollywood, so don't put high hope on CGI.

Plot Summary....
source : dreamlogic.net

In the Sengoku era, Kagemitsu Daigo, a power hungry warlord makes a deal for with a group of demons: reign over the known world in exchange for the 48 body parts of his unborn son.

In full accordance with the agreement, the son is born an empty canvas, no arms, legs, eyes, or even facial features — just an empty husk infused with life.

Abandoned for dead, the young boy is found by an old man and master prostheticist, who build him an artificial body and nurtures him to health. Flash forward twenty years.

The young husk has grown to a man. Now known as Hyakkimaru (Satoshi Tsumabuki, Tokyo Drift’s “Exceedingly Handsome Man”), he ventures the land wielding a supernatural blade (cleverly concealed in his left arm), killing demons in order to recover his lost body parts. Along his journey he is joined by a brash and bubbly pickpocket (Kou Shibasaki, Japan Sinks) who dubs herself Dororo (an infant ghost without form).

Trilogy

Movie ended with another 24 demons to be slaved. The adventure continues on next trilogy Dororo 2 & 3.

You can watch DORORO 1 here.... english sub

http://www.crunchyroll.com/showseries?id=5206

This is a must see movie. I'm getting the DVD soon. Read review from the same link above.

Ubuntu 10.01 TRI-S´O

2007-12-05T22:37:00.000+08:00

UBUNTUT 10.01
TRI-S´O

a.k.a Three-AssHole

^anus for human beings^

Have you claim your free no-obligation RM5 ????

RM5 BUTA-BUTA GIVEAWAY

2007-12-04T15:42:00.000+08:00

Yes ... you read that right. The company I'm working with decided to give away RM5.00 buta-buta to first 1000 Malaysian (BERSIH ka.. HINDRAF ka.. NYONYA ka.. as long as got legal Malaysian IC) all sumua bangsa entitled.

That pisses me off... there goes my yearly bonus.... RM5000 !! makan roti loh....

How to claim that RM5.... please don't walk to my office and ask from me. I kick your ass...

Must follow procedures.....

1) Go to this WEBCASH site. REGISTER yourself with valid info. Then validate your email ... then within 24 hours or next working day.... early early morning before minum kopi I will send you RM5.oo coupon pin and serial number. The log in to your Webcash account and reload reload reload reload !!!!!

WHAT IS WEBCASH ...........? MLM ???? HYIP ??? CEPAT KAYA ???

This WEBCASH online e-money account approved by Bank Negara, not cincai one.
FREE registration .... tak ada obligation .... no need pay any fee like blardy pos malaysia one.
Then we free free give you guys RM5 reload coupon.... no interrogation one.
Suka suka hati you can reload the RM5 before March next year. Can buy mandarin limau 1 kilo.
Add few more RM you can buy prepaid handphone top up to call your ah beng and ah lian.
Use WEBCASH for life without yearly fee like stupid credit card company.
No transaction fee.... you buy RM20 item.. you pay RM20.... no more sometime got less.
Can transfer credit to your pisau cukur girlfrend on ask from your sugar daddy to tranfer money to you.
Tarak puas hati... kasi close account or go fly kite and disappear. No one will go blardy sue and cari you into lubang cacing.

WEBCASH WEBSITE

LUCKY BUSTARD ON HOTSPOT

2007-12-04T14:14:00.001+08:00

WHO SAYS they give you the WIDEST COVERAGE? ...... from down under

WHO SAYS they give you the BEST RATES? ....... 18 SX Rated

Source : The Dude "Hornyman" of Kommies

Webcash Virtual Account?

2007-11-14T14:32:00.000+08:00

Have you tried this online account?

webcash.com.my

Singaporah Halal Pork

2007-11-07T14:56:00.000+08:00

Singaporah Boleh !!

Melayu ka... Cina ka... India ka... sumua sama.... Singaporah Bodoh !

Evolution of Man

2007-10-08T21:10:00.001+08:00

Evolution of Man

where are you now?

PhotoHunt 78 : Curvy

2007-10-07T09:56:00.000+08:00

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THEME : CURVY

Sorry guys, this week my entry sort of late. My notebook mess up pretty well, first my keyboard key "N", "B", Del and Caplock, eventually gave up on me. I bought a new external keyboard but it is not portable enough, until I came across a freeware "keytweak" a small program which allow me to relocate all key function to another key. It a temporary solution till I have enough $$$ for new notebook keyboard.

Problem doesn't end there, a stupid Hidrag virus infected all my .exe files. Other anti virus failed to detect it. AVG detect but can't clean it. Only after third removal tools I managed to clean it. Phews.....

Back to CURVY, here are my entries....

The dark wizard started of with a lunar curve.....

by now he's about to complete a circle which will open
a dark portal to the other side.

The following photo was not my masterpiece but I cant resist to show of our new happening shopping complexes coz when I first saw the Theme for this week, this image keep on popping in my head. Maybe I need pop-up blocker installed in my head.

IF YOU LIKE IT, PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT

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Evil Atheist Conspiracy #1

2007-10-04T12:04:00.001+08:00

There was a young atheist graduated from Cambridge University met a religious scholar….

Atheist : Who are you? So clever leh..... you think you can answer my Questions eh?

Scholar : I am one of God slaves and God Willing, I will be able to answer your Questions.

Atheist : Sure or not? Very difficult one, a lot of Professors also cannot answer my questions.

Scholar : I will try my best, with the help of God.

Atheist : Listen aaaa , I have 3 Questions !! (Arrogantly)

Atheist : Muahaaahaaahaaa ! so clever lu answer my questions now...

Suddenly ...............................

Scholar : Piaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!!

Atheist : WTF ! Why suddenly you angry with me?

Scholar : I am not angry. The slap is my answer to your questions.

Atheist : I really don’t understand. Joking or what? Not funny leh....

Scholar : How do you feel after I slapped you?

Atheist : Of course, I felt pain you idiot. Wanna some?

Scholar : So do you believe that pain exists?

Atheist : Yes.

Scholar : Show me the shape of the pain!

Atheist : eeerrrr..................................I cannot.

Scholar : That is my first answer. All of us feel God’s existence without being able to see His shape…Last night, did you dream that you will be slapped by me?

Atheist : No.

Scholar : Did you ever think that you will get a slap from me today?

Atheist : No.

Scholar : That is "fate" my second answer…my hand that I used to slap you, what is it created from?

Atheist : Flesh loh.

Scholar : How about your face, what is it created from?

Atheist : Flesh.

Scholar : How do you feel after I slapped you?

Atheist : Pain-freaking-full

Scholar : That’s it. This is my third answer, even though Devil and also the hell were created from the fire, if God wants, the hell will become a very painful place for Devil.

My Desktop Free View

2007-10-01T11:36:00.000+08:00

I've been by a snowberry @ Jessica on DESKTOP MEME.

I PRESENT TO YOU .... FOR THE FIRST TIME ... MY DESKTOP

"Soul Transmitter"

Obviously, I like BLUE. Not only blue, I also like BLACK and PURPLE. Running on Window XP, I'm stuck to a standard layout. However, thanks to StyleXP, my desktop now more vibrant and more hyperechoextremachoistic* than usual.

hyperechoextremachoistic* is old transcripts mean
Hyper Erectile Echo Extreme Machoism Realistic

My desktop theme is called Soul Transmitter for a reason. Soul Transmitter is a device use to transmit soul in and out of a body during birth and death. It represent life. Souls are transmitted between Soul Society and real world through the "Valley of Scream" and this device stabilized the two worlds when it connected, avoiding catastrophic which may demolish both worlds.

Now you know me secret. It is about time for me to choose 5 pathetic souls to transmit and continue my quest.......

click on the picture to transmit you soul to their world.

Kah Peng - Millymin - Andulu - Pinksterz - Stephanie

My dearest tagee's .... u have been tagged at random, now you are responsible to tag another 5 fresh souls. This task must be completed before next full moon, or you'll be terminated.

[TAG STARTS HERE]

My Desktop Free View Instruction:

Upon receiving this tag, immediately perform a screen capture of your desktop. It is best that no icons be deleted before the screen capture so as to add to the element of fun.
You can do a screen capture by:
Going to your desktop and pressing the Print Scrn key (located on the right side of the F12 key).
Open a graphics program (like Picture Manager, Paint, or Photoshop) and do a Paste (CTRL + V).
If you wish, you can “edit” the image, before saving it.

Post the picture in your blog. You can also give a short explanation on the look of your desktop just below it if you want. You can explain why you preferred such look or why is it full of icons. Things like that.
Tag five of your friends and ask them to give you a Free View of their desktop as well.
Add your name to this list of Free Viewers with a link pointing directly to your Desktop Free View post to promote it to succeeding participants.
List of those who participated in the tag and place your link below:
iRonnie
thesserie
skippyheart
domlawrenceosb
sasha-says
maiylah’s snippets
My Memoirs
AniqueAnik
Criz’s Sanctuary
Bell’s Blog
The Undeniable Beauty - Revamped
X'treme Ma'cho.ism <-- undeniably Machoest Kucing in Blogsphere.

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Bleach Movie 2007 : Memories of Nobody

2007-09-30T17:43:00.000+08:00

Plot Summary : CONTAIN BIG SPOILER

Movie time frame set right after Rukia's big rescue mission. Some weird looking spirits appear in Karakura town which later identified as "blanks" , soul without memory. While Ichigo and Rukia puzzled with the phenomenon, they came across Senna, an unknown Shinigami.

While Rukia went back to Soul Society for answer, Ichigo had to baby sit Senna and and later become attached to her. Ichigo made promised to protect her at any cost. At the same time, Ichigo went to get more informations with Uruhara .

While in Soul Society, a reflected image of real world can be seen from the ground. Between Soul Society world, and real world, exist a gap connecting the two world, known as "Valley of Scream". Apparently any soul get lost in the valley will be stripped of their memories and turn them into Blanks soul.

Apparently Valley of Scream expanded beyond normal.

Here is the interesting part. All the memories from Blanks, eventually joined and formed into a single being/soul known as "Memory of Rosary". Four years ago, this soul/being somehow exited to real world through a portal, since she possess shinigami abilities belong to someone who was lost in the Valley of Screams, she possessed a school girl body known as Senna.

OK ... now we know who Senna is, let us talk about the bad guys. A group of exiled Shinigami known as "Dark Ones" absorbing energy from "Blanks", with hugh supplies of "Blanks", they are almost unstoppable. They have been searching for the "Memory of Rosary" @ Senna, to complete the expansion of Valley of Scream which eventually could bring destruction to both Soul Society and real world then they fuse together. The motive .... revenge.

Eventually, Senna is trap between Soul Society and Dark Ones. While Dark Ones decided to use Senna as Weapon of Destruction, Soul Society decided to eliminate "Memory of Rosary" for good.

Of course, as usual, our great hero Kurasagi Ichigo stand between Senna and the two big boys. During the commotion Senna was captured by Dark Ones.

Soul Society decided to use their use Kido Cannon to fire at the Valley of Scream, which will stop the expansion but leave both world in great but not total destruction. Kurasagi Ichigo decided to jumped into the Valley, while Rukia trying to get reinforcement from the Soul Society.

While Ichigo already in the valley,
Rukia and Renji joined him, followed by ice cool
Hitsugaya and sexy bodylicious Matsumoto.

At time Ichigo was alone fighting the Dark Ones, he was overpowered and about to lose, Kenpachi make a grand entrance with Yachiru as usual hanging on his neck. More shinigami captains and lieutenants join the fight. Byakuya make his own grand entrance saving Rukia.

Obviously they won and went back to real world. But it doesn't end there. Apparently the fusion does not stop there. Senna, using her power and control over Blanks, sacrifice herself to stabilized the Valley of Scream and this time really save the two worlds.

There is where the sad part begins.

Remember I mentioned Senna soul existed from collective of memories formed into a being. So actually Senna soul does not exist, never exist. Senna does not know this, she always thought she actually exist and she knows where her grave is. Apparently it was the memory of one of lost soul within her.

Rukia explained, since Senna does not really exist, everyone soon will eventually forget about her.

However, after closing credit, a scene shown Ichigo stumbled upon a school girl look like Senna, and her friend did call her Senna. So .... Senna is actually a living person.... but was possessed by "Memory of Rosary" spirit.

Thus, this story titled, MEMORIES OF NOBODY.

PhotoHunt 77: Original

2007-09-28T19:16:00.000+08:00

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THEME : ORIGINAL

This is one very difficult theme. My mind keed on thinking KFC Original Recipe. I thought this is too obvious. Other photohunters might have thought about it, thus no more originality in it.

Thanks to Jet Li and Jackie Chan, today the whole world knew about asean martial art.

But ... how many of us know who started Kung Fu? Who was the first Teakwando master?

After 25 years of research ... I traveled high and low in quest for the answer.

My quest ended the moment I stumbled upon this evidence... all this long the answer lies within "my picture" folder.

I present to you

"The Original Kung-Pow Master"

alert almost 500kb size

IF YOU LIKE IT, PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT

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How I Divorce My Wife

2007-09-27T19:28:00.000+08:00

Me and my wife were driving down the highway doing 55 mph. I was behind the wheel.

My wife looks at me and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

I say nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.

She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much better lover than you."

Again I stay quiet and just speeds up as my anger increases.

She says, "I want the house." Again I speeds up some more, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids, too."

I just keeps driving faster, and faster, by then I was up to 80 mph.

She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards, too."

I slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling maintaining the speed, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"

I finally replied, "No, I've got everything I need."

She asks, "What's that?"

I replied ......

..... just before we hit the wall at 100 mph.....

One Big Bangladeshi Mystery

2007-09-23T18:33:00.000+08:00

Every time I drove by this new Immigration building in Putrajaya, I always wonder... what kind of shit work these people are doing inside this building. So many bullshit came out from this extravaganza building. Forget about old issues like luxury cars used by immigration officers...

Lets look into the following idiotic statement made by idiot in immigration.

PUTRAJAYA: The Immigration Department is baffled as to how so many Bangladeshis have arrived in the country with valid work permits – but without jobs or employers waiting for them.
Most have been sent to the nearest immigration depot and are awaiting deportation.
The department believes a syndicate is bringing them into the country using legal documents.
Read more here

Let me clear this out. Immigration are the one responsible to accept, process and approve any application for employment of semi-skilled or unskilled foreign worker.

In case you have doubt about that click here to hyperlink to their incomplete and full of dead link website.

They have procedures and guidelines line up for employers ... thought the url link actually bring you no where. Yes, they have MSC status logo on their website but their website screw up so much half of the hyperlink are not working at all. That show how low is MSC status standard.

So what is it baffled them especially when they themselves confirmed these workers are legal. If the reponsible department cant figure out the problem, who would? Ministry of Work, that freaking Sami Value....

PDRM - Pundek Di Raja Malaysia

2007-09-22T21:12:00.000+08:00

I always think highly of our police forces, impress with their ability to solved problem quickly especially when it involved high profile case. No doubt they are always link to bribery cases, but putting that aside, they do stand amongst the best in the world.

With Nurin case, I put high hope for our policeman to bring down the psycho beast to justice.

BUT I WAS SHOCKED TO READ THIS....

"Ketua Polis Negara Tan Sri Musa Hassan berkata polis kini sedang menyiapkan laporan kes berkenaan dan jika mendapati terdapat elemen cuai sehingga menjurus kepada penculikan Nurin Jazlin, ibu bapa mangsa boleh diambil tindakan undang-undang bawah Akta Perlindungan Kanak-kanak."

READ FULL ARTICLE HERE 21/09/2007

For those non malay speaking, in summary the police are filling against the parent due to their negligent in parenting.

A big WHAT THE FUCK is going on beeping on my head. Sorry for the foul language but Tan Sri Musa Hassan deserved more than just a FUCK YOU right on his face.

If public can be charged for negligence, is that mean the fucking police force and the screw up government be sued for their negligence for failing to ensure safety and peace within our neighborhood?

Just now on TV3 news, these farkers start blaming building operators and business owners for failing to install proper CCTV.

Like that screw police force. We don't need them. Install "proper" CCTV and we do owned investigation, catch them, judge them our way and chop them off into pieces and feed to the stray dog in Selayang.

PhotoHunt 76: Paper

2007-09-21T20:32:00.000+08:00

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THEME : PAPER

Money, money, money, money, money

For the love of money
People will lie, Lord, they will cheat
For the love of money
People don't care who they hurt or beat
For the love of money
A woman will sell her precious body
For a small piece of paper
It carries a lot of weight
Call it lean, mean, mean green

Money, money, money, money, money

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Bottle makes dirty water drinkable

2007-09-21T13:48:00.001+08:00

For RM1330 (USD350) you can owned a personal and portable water processing system that safely turn "longkang" (drain) water into drinkable water at anytime. I hate to believe this but they claim you can make your own version "NEWater a.k.a ShitWater" and safely drink it.

It remove colour, smell, bacteria even viruses. Conventional filter can only filter up to 200 nanometer, viruses are on average 25 nanometer long, this bottle can filter and and slices viruses into pieces with it 15 nanometer filter.

One filter can last 6,000 liters of drinkable shit water without change.

Voted as "Best Technological Development" this invention may save millions of life worldwide. People suffering from flood and disaster no longer worried about having to drink unsafe water.

Too costly.... ? I don't think so.... 500ml mineral water cost RM1, that is RM2 for 1 liter bottle, for 6000 liter of mineral water, cost you RM12000.

In house water system coz RM1000-2000. Can you take them to camping site?

Think about our soldiers.... months in jungle....

Think about poor Singaporean .....

Make Real Money , Moguls secret reveals.

2007-09-18T13:38:00.000+08:00

Lots of bloggers today claim can teach you how to make money online. They claim they are making six figures from blogging income such as TextLinkAds, Nuffnang, Adverlet, PPP, and Adsense..... They all NONSENSE.....

Forget about owning the internet via JohnLanChow Agigolo....

Forget about 5xmom Make$ Money$ - Truth NO, scam

Forget about problogger tip on money making ... why bother tips when you can go for real money.

How.... ?? Read On...... Make REAL Money the MOGUL way.

(1) Property Investment

Start investing in properties with a set of MONOPOLY gameboard.

Cost : RM 20 - 30
Cash Return : UK Version £15,318 @ RM107,226.00
Non Cash Return : Land , Houses , Hotels , Businesses ... lots more.

I'm telling you, this is the most profitable business ever. With paid up capital as low as RM20, sometime even lover if you know bargain hard enough, you'll make instantly more than RM100k in cold hard cash !!! On top of that, you will get ownership to land, houses, hotel, and businesses. What the hell ! you practically owned the whole freaking town.

While some hamsup people wanna own everything to them, some people love to share their wealth with others. You may do so but be aware that you may loose everything if you are not experience enough.

But there's a catch here.... while you have million dollar of properties here, you are allowed only to drive an old race car, you are forced to take care of a stupid dog, wearing same old top hat and for some reason a cannon.

(2) Foreign Exchange

Cost = RM 10
Profit = PKR 173600

This is consider the most secured investment. You guarantee instant profit and no need to worry of losing money. Trading can be done at any forex counter, banks or online. The trick is, the more money you invest, the more profit you make. Make sure you exchange your money into different foreign currency which giving the biggest number ever. Pakistan money will be a good example. For every RM1 you'll get back Pakistan money 17,360. That's good money izzit.... no doubt I tell you.

Here is small tips to consider, one you change your RM money into Pakistan money, try not to spend it in Malaysia or Pakistan. There is this thing called INFLATION, make your money less value ... I think so... anyway... use your Pakistan money and spend in London or USA or Europe.... chewaaah, easily your Pakistan money double it worth. Cappucino in London only cost BHP1 only, Malaysia kaw kaw Starbuck must pay RM8....... and yet you still have thousands of cash to spend with. Without forex business, you'll left with only RM2 cash after that cup of coffee.

(3) Trading - Buy-Copy-Sell

Cost : RM30-40 original CD + 0.20 Cd-R
Profit : RM5 - RM0.20 = RM4.80 x 1000 copies = RM4800

RM4800 x 20 titles /month x 12 month = RM1.1 m peryear

Today, every body can do business. No need factory no need office, Buy from left hand sell on right hand, you middle person eat what they call transaction fee.

Good izzit? but unless your trading billion dollar, no way you can make handsome commission or transaction money. Practically buy and sell depend on luck.

Who need luck when you follow my business strategy. Come-come..... very simple la ah beng ... follow this concept..... BUY-COPY-SELL.

Follow me or not ? Very easy, you BUY original, make looooooots of COPIES, the get all Ah Bengs and his friend to SELL direct selling way. These product are highly in demand from neighboring countries. Here you got chances to do import export business also.

(4) Domain Re-seller

Cost : RM50

Profit : RM10,000 - RM20,000 per domain

When Akademi Fantasia or Malaysian Idol started, buy all finalist DOT COM name, hoping one of them will become the next Mawi or Siti. If you are lucky enough, lots of fanatic will offer you good price for that domain.

On the look out for new potential Hollywood talent. Their dot.com may worth a fortune in future.

(5) Publishing Business

Advertise in major newspaper "Get Rich Quick with only RM5" ask them to send you money order with empty envelope with their address on it, and stamp.

Print this particular blog page and send it back to them. End of stories.

Malaysian Population = 27,000,000
1% reply = 270,000 x RM5 = RM1,350,000 RICHER !!

(6) Printing Business

Best of all. Start printing business. Instead printing catalog, book, files, brochures, and sell it for money, why not just print out the money.

So money? print more .... as easy as that.

If you business doing well, banks might even buy money from you.

The Truth About "Hantu Tindih"

2007-09-17T12:58:00.000+08:00

SLEEP PARALYSIS a.k.a "HANTU TINDIH"

Have you ever woke up middle of the night, lie helplessly in bed, sense of been aware but unable to move or speak and having your whole body paralyze. Then you start sensing eerie and chilling effect like something is watching you. Sometimes people see dark, hairy figures, or of being in a dream-like state, yet feeling fully awake.

I did ... not once ... but many many many times

Some people says "something" is pressing you down and paralysing your whole body, top to toe. You don't actually feel the pressure, but the only thing you can move could be your eye lid, and toe or your thumb. You can't speak .. you may scream in your heart but no one would hear it.

Scary is it....

Allow me to share a few of such encounter by some of my friend and me myself.

Story #1

On one occasion, me and my other college mates were filling up evening time on empty talk and jokes. Then we start talking and sharing our experiences on this "Hantu Tindih". One of us, biggest of all, start his rubbish dare by challenging the spirit to visit him.

That night he got what he wish for. He told us he fight hard ... but that what he say laa .. what actually happen ? something we never know.

Story #2

I personally have not encounter such phenomenon until I was in my early 20's. Funny enough, my first encounter when I was sleeping in a hospital, taking care of my sick brother. It was the first time I spend my night in a hospital and after all the ghostly story I heard about such place, I was not looking forward for it.

Sure enough, the one night was the first visit. Some say, once you experienced it, it will keep on coming back. True enough, in my case... it happen many times, I lost count of it but it no longer scare me like it use before.

Sometime I don't even try to wake up and just continue my sleep. All my encounters turn out without any scary object, or monster, or ghost.

Except for one particular night...... it was a hairy big monkey gorilla, not even an old hag.
Believe it or not.... it was a sexy slim naked chinese girl on top of me..... I can feel her soft skin as I touched her arms.

Just about things to get nasty suddenly ...... poooof !!! its all gone and I was like ... noooo nooo noooooo !!!

WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED ?

You see.... when you sleep.... you fall into sleeping mode, most of the time - you dream, then you stop dreaming and wake up. These are normal stages during your sleep time.

When you sleep, you body auto shut down and its went into paralyst mode. This act of shutting down your body mechanism actually search a very important purposes. When you fall asleep, most of the time you'll start dreaming.

Once you start dreaming, you are in REM mode. REM is "Rapid Eye Movement". This shows your are in state of dreaming. Technically your body should move according to your movement in your dream. Thanks to our auto shut down function, it forcefully paralyst our body.

The reason why in the morning you wake up on the same bed is because of this system. Some people have problem in their "stop" function, that is why some people sleep walking - thought it's rare.

Occasionally some muscle part "wake up" and perform or acting as per what you dream, like leg kicking, hand grabbing glass but you can't get hold of the glass - obviously because the glass only appear in your dream.

Sleep cycle comes in 5 stages :

Light sleep, muscle activity slowing down, bit of muscle twitching.
Breathing and Heart rate slow down..... muscle complete shutdown.
Deep sleep begin.
Very deep sleep, brain activity started.
Brain wave activity increase, heart rate increase, breathing increase, REM started.

At this point where SLEEP PARALYSIS took place. When you wake up while your are still in REM state, you will experience sleep paralysis.

You cannot move because your muscle still in shut down mode.
You cannot talk because your in half sleep - half awake mode.
You see black figure @ hairy monster @ pretty leng lui because in REM state you tend to hallucinate

SLEEP PARALYSIS will end by itself within minute or when someone touch you.

Then, within split second, you'll stop dreaming and your body mechanism start functioning as usual. Due to long hour paralysis, your body feel little bit weak in the morning. That is why you tend to stretch your hand and leg - kind of exercise.

In some cases, when hallucinations are present, people feel that someone is in the room with them, some experience the feeling that someone or something is sitting on their chest and they feel impending death and suffocation. That has been called the “Hag Phenomena” and has been happening to people over the centuries. These things cause people much anxiety and terror, but there is no physical harm.There no physical harm done - thought most of the time you will feel scared by the experiences.

Why is this happening is this a big question mark .... some say it has to do with genetic, some says your sleeping technique, some say sleeping habit.

But I personally like to believe that you just have been touch by ........

PhotoHunt 75: Plastic

2007-09-14T20:25:00.000+08:00

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THEME : PLASTIC

Those day, there was no Playstation, classic games like Atari in early 1980's only offers extremely low end graphic - I would not even call it graphic, geometric figure would be more accurate word.

in case u can't figure out the above, those are 2 tanks on a plain large green field trying to shoot each other off

Forget about 3D, it was not there yet for another 15 years. The only 3D games available is real life 3D. Yes, traditional plastic toys, spice up with some creative imaginary thought - should not be a problem for kids.

Despite kids these day falls into the dark side of

MMORPG - Massively multiplayer online role-playing game

I'm glad to see my 7 years old kid still have strong imagination playing plastic toys.

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Pro-Moron Gathering in Penang

2007-09-14T10:20:00.000+08:00

PRO-MORON UNITED

Hundred of Pro-Morons gathered along the coastal area of Gurney Drive in Penang on Wednesday night to look out for free tsunamis, so that they can sell it to Sushi King.

Imagine what would happen to Penang if these moron end up swiped away and wash out to another remote unknown Island in Papua New Guinea by a huge 30 metres Tsunami. I bet Penang will be much better place to live on.

SO what does it take for one to qualify as a Pro-Moron?

As above, you are a Penang Pro-Moron members when you decided gather at the area where previous year Tsunami hit worst and killed 52 lives, so that you can be part of this year statistic.

You are Kuala Lumpur Pro-Moron members when you decided drive to work during monsoon season despite the same thing happen year after year.

You are Kepong Pro-Moron members when day after day you all been fucked up by all kind of idiotic reason spit out with sireh flavour from Sami-Value.

Malaysian Pro-Moron Advisor

Only Kepong Pro-Morons drive on old jam packed road when a nice 3 lanes elevated highway available.

Pro-Moron Headquarters. Place where all Pro-Moron elected leaders start monkeying around calling each other with stupid names. Things they do and say during the meeting will be use as a measuring guide as per how much is their moronic level.

So are you a Pro-Moron ?

By reading my blog, I, bestow upon you many honors, and a great life as Pro-Moron Bloggee.

You may kiss my now.

Environmental Friendly Weapon of Mass-destruction

2007-09-12T14:16:00.000+08:00

MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia has tested the world's most powerful vacuum bomb, an explosive device unleashing a destructive shockwave with the power of a nuclear weapon, the military said on Tuesday...........

............."The main destruction is inflicted by an ultrasonic shockwave and an incredibly high temperature," the report said. "All that is alive merely evaporates."

"At the same time, I want to stress that the action of this weapon does not contaminate the environment, in contrast to a nuclear one," Rukshin said.

Pheeeewww ! what a relieve for the mother nature......

read full news here

Dumb, Dumberer and Dumberest

2007-09-12T07:15:00.000+08:00

DUMB
Dumb(dum) adj. Below normal intelligence

Despite wife telling him it was a scam, this dumb ass husband still insist on getting his hand on a RM100,000 lottery money they won, for lottery ticket they never buy.

DUMBERER
completely devoid of any shred of anything that even remotely resembles intelligence

Magically the lottery money grew from RM100,000 to RM2.4 million (some say RM24m) and the so called organizer just can't wait to pass the winning money to the dumb ass. Dumb ass becomes dumber when he end up deposited another RM1.7 million on 86 different accounts !!! and for initially RM100,000 worth of lottery money.

You think that dumb enough.... beauty part of english is, when it come to an adjective, there are always in 3 levels. Wait till you see the third level....

DUMBEREST
......insanely dumb

So lets re-cap, he "won" Rm100,000 and yet he lost all his life saving of RM700,000 and God knows where and which Untie Mei and Uncle Ah Long he got his RM1,000,000 loan money to support his luxury vacation in in Hong Kong in a posh hotel and five star restaurant in a limo.

How much dumber he can get ... u think that the dumbest thing a person could do? beeek !! you are wrong.... he admitted, that he would have deposited another "final" fee if he had enough money to do it...... and that is insanely dumb.

But wait

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If such an INSANELY DUMBEREST person could save RM700,000 before reach 40.

What make us of those who are still struggling working hard 9-6 to pay car loan and house mortgage.

Maybe our hard earn honest money paid off .... some people make lots of money the easy way.... easy come easy go.... like our friend above. We may not have RM700000 in our bank account, but so long we are happy, our family happy.... thats is million dollar lottery for me.

Dato' or Datuk

2007-09-10T15:35:00.000+08:00

Dato' or Datuk?

Ever wonder, why some people got title Dato' and some Datuk? Any different? Was it a genuine typo error ? Or some simple simply hantam saja not knowing which is which?

Imagine in a formal ceremony a Datuk was spelled as Dato' ... how would it react... ? what would the VVIP thought of your company. As you may not notice, for a Datuk to be labeled as Dato', is a downgrade for him and you would not be the one responsible for it. You may lose your job.

So today learn this....

Datuk is given by Yang Di Pertuan Agong, or a ruler from which state without sultan, like Penang, Malacca, Sabah and Sarawak.

Dato' an only be conferred by a hereditary Royal ruler of one of nine Malay Sultan.

If title so important .... you can get one soon.... like one below.

PhotoHunt 74: Music

2007-09-08T00:43:00.000+08:00

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THEME

MUSIC #1

"Happy Birthday to you ...... "

7th year and many more....

Music #2

Pre-school Graduation Ceremony and Concert Day

It end up more like stand up comedy show ... rather than a concert :)

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EVOLUTIONS OF MALACCA ... PART 2

2007-09-07T12:53:00.000+08:00

EVOLUTION OF MALACCA ... PART 1

EVOLUTION OF MALACCA ... PART 2

PORTUGUESE ERA
1511 - 1641

Porta De Santiago

Man in tight - Afonso de Albuquerque

Don't play play.... any person who studied Malaysian History during secondary school will definitely remember his name. One may not know what he did in the past, one may not even know how to spell his name... but no one can forget how much fun we had fooling pronouncing his name.

That is one hell of abuquekquek...

108 years of Parameswara legacy collapsed in just 10 days, when it was under the command of Sultan Mahmud Shah.

Thought the malays have some chinese kung fu master backing up their back, unfortunately not even "No Shadow Kick" or "Buddha Palm" move can beat the crap of Portuguese Weapon Of Mass destruction called gun powder and big ass cannon power.

Portuguese and Britain has been long term alliances since 1373. This one strong powderful super force mighty morphing power ranger.

Portuguese Man-O-War .... most dangerous Portuduese.... hehehe

1513: Patih Unus from Jawa, attack Malacca but failed.

1518-1519: Sultan Mahmud Shah surrounded Malacca but got ass kicked back into deep jungle.

1523: Sultan Mahmud failed again on second wave attack.

1526: Portugal send a whole armada of reinforcement they get rid of Sultan Mahmud Shah forces for good. Sulman Mahmud died in 1528.

1537: Acheh for the first time attacked Malacca.

Johor join in the struggling for power and politics in Malacca.

Malacca triangle witnesses a fight between Johor, Portuguese and Acheh, fighting for the right to rules Malacca. At time Johor and Portuguese join forces to get rid of Acheh and there are time Johor backstabbing Portuguese by attacking their full force from behind.

My god... that sound more like my ex-employers.

Finally Acheh wont the war, merely for 8 months only in 1628. Before the Portuguese turn around and kick the tsunami out of Acheh - 8 months later.

end of Part 2

WATCHOUT FOR PART 3

MERDEKA YOUTH HERO

2007-09-07T09:42:00.000+08:00

theCICAK.com Looking for Hero

It was all for good intention, why not, after 50 years of Merdeka, we are damn sure not forgetting about senior National Hero like Tengku Abdul Rahman, Tun Abdul Razak .... and many more of those who contributed their life and efforts to ensure we are what we are now.

It was a bright idea, to start highlighting those youth Malaysian heroes whom all these while living under the shadows of the above names. I'm not talking about Shalin Zulkifli, not even Nicole David or even the Sidek's ... yes they were / are our heroes, but as far as we have concern, they have got their fame and fortune more than enough to the point some even drown down for good coz too much $$$ were rewarded.

What we are looking for are these.....

UNFORTUNATELY while No 4 is still arguable, No 5 is a big NO NO NO !!

Why I'm against No 4 ? Simple .... first of all, the word "STUDENT" , 10 years ago, sex at teen is a taboo, thanks to urbanization "the bangsar life" , virginity at teen now is a taboo. Table has turn upside down, kids proud to have sex experience, virgins are uncool. Why must spend money and sweat promoting safe sex? what is definition safe sex? would having sex with different person but wearing condom consider safe sex? would having sex with prostitude but wearing condom is also consider safe sex. Is this what MARINA MAHATHIR are teaching. My GOD ....

Dear Marina Mahathir, I may not be a son of a / ex PM, indeed my father is a nobody and my mom is makan gaji with the government. My blog only has puny tiny reader and my english is suck. Let me tell you some fact. Be it Muslim, Buddha, Hindu, Christian, or any other religions ... none of it allow sex before marriage... and definitely none of it allows you to have sex any other than your spouse.

So answer me again, how the hell is distributing condoms and promoting adultery is an act of heroism?

(5)

Transgender ... have any one ever thought of why society against transgender? Why they were discriminated...? Instead of promoting clubs against discrimination, they should have spend their resources on improving themselves. Society discriminate them because these people live unhealthy life. Please DO NOT DENIES this coz me and many others have seen and witness with our own eyes, how they live.... and it is disgusting.

When ever society / family tries to talk and help them through counseling, they will run away, running away from reality into their fantasy world .. with other transgender - gay - lesbian ....etc

ARE YOU HERO ENOUGH ?

EVOLUTIONS OF MALACCA ... PART 1

2007-09-06T21:04:00.000+08:00

EVOLUTIONS OF MALACCA

PARAMESWARA A.K.A SULTAN ISKANDAR SHAH
1400 - 1424

Parameswara, Prince of Palembang, while playing "Fugitive" with Majapahit government, decided to play hide and seek in deep jungle. While resting under Melaka tree, he saw a mouse deer whack the hell of his sissy dogs.

Impressed, (actually he was damn tired to run anyway) he decided to settle down and claim ownership over land title. Wanted to name the place "Kancil" but decided to change it to Malacca the next morning after having a bad dream being ramp over by black shiny little monster with smokey ass that goes broooom broooom with bright neon blue lite.

He make friends with some big taiko and ah long from mainland china, do some buy and sell over lelong.com and pay some "insurance protection" premium to some chinese emperor. In return, the emperor send one of this best kung fu master help protecting Malacca for Siamese transvestite. Thus Admiral Cheng Ho arrived Malacca in 1409 and become buddy buddy with Parameswara.

Lun Cheng Ho
a nobody ... happened to appear in Google Image while searching for Cheng Ho

Yaaa.... the real Admiral Cheng Ho, taken from local police sketch, unofficial source claim Sammo Hung was related to Cheng Ho.

Year 1414, Parameswara ended his bachelor life married to a princess from Acheh, converted to Islam and change to a cooler name, Sultan Iskandar Shah.

Love last forever, but Sultan Iskandar Shah died a decade later in 1424, leaving his legacy to his heirs.

PARAMESWARA LEGACY, KESULTANAN MELAYU
1424 - 1510

For the next 84 years (1423 - 1510) Malacca was rules by Malay Sultan, started with Sultan Muhammad Shah - direct descendant of Parameswara.

For some they were lucky enough to take over the hot sit simply because family business but some Sultan went extra mile by eliminating its opponent by killing one another.

Some major happening events took place during this era....

1446 - Sultan Muzaffar Shah declares Islam as official state religion.

1447 - Siamese attacked

but we win ..... muahahahaaaahahahaaa! suckerssss... !

1458 - Admiral Cheng Ho after losing his good buddy buddy Parameswara, was later ignored by later Sultan..... to claim back his pride and glory, he play cupid by matching Sultan Mansur Shah with pretty leng lui, Princess Hang Li Po.

1509 - Diego Lopez de Sequiera with a whole armada from Portugal drop by Malacca to buy some curry and tongkat ali coffee orang kampung.

With such a big armada passed by, our defend system automatically shifted to Defcon 3 and it triggers panic button.

Mamaks abandon their roti canai, Pak Mat and geng in sarong quickly run for their Keris and Ah Bengs and Ah Longs starts making calls to their underground clans and sms'ing their Shaolin alliances high on Mount Ledang temples.

And again..... we kick asses.... thought it was all misunderstanding coz that time we don't talk talk English yet.

1510 - Almost end of malay sultan era.

WATCH OUT FOR PART 2

Bright Sun Cause Traffic Jam

2007-09-06T16:45:00.000+08:00

Bright Sun Cause Traffic Jam

Yes ... weird izzit? but that what happen for the last 2 days, NKVE from Shah Alam toll toward Kelana Jaya exit. It was straight road, and for some reason the sun was slightly lower than usual and it was extremely x'tra bright and located right 12 o'clock in front of us, drivers moving toward Kelana Jaya.

How does it effect us? like taking a photo, our vision blurred and cars infront becomes darker, we hardly see front car break light up when they are breaking. So everyone had to slow down and having it happen during peak hour... you imagine the rest.

Things getting better just right before Kelana Jaya exit when the road bend toward the left and Sun end up on our right side.

So ... now you know not to play play with mother nature.

Streamyx : Bad ISP or Stupid Users?

2007-09-05T09:50:00.000+08:00

I heard enough ignorant people complaining, bombarding and screwing TMNET over so-called "problem" in internet services.

I have been using Telekom internet services since dial up 56k modem till today on neighbou-ring shared WIFI. Back then, I hardly had any serious problem with the line and connection, apart from occasionally slow connection, considering 56k modem, nothing much I can ask for.

I have no doubt TMNET Customer service need to brush up their skills. Maybe too much money spend on advertising, they have decided to cut cost on human resources by hiring unskilled workers.

So, what are people been complaining about? Basically 2 issues : Poor Internet and Poor Customer Service.

CUSTOMER SERVICE

I'm sure anyone who called customer service line got tired of them having thru petty checklist like script reading and yet not get anywhere near solving your problem.

"Encik... give your name ...username.. bla bla bla"
"Encik ... see which light got blink, no blink...."
"Encik ... have you reset by turning your modem on off"
"Encik ... try restart your PC"
"Encik ... have you taken your bath this morning?"

WTF ... then you start cursing I have done that done this on that off this...

Don't you all realised, as the above solution may not solved your problem, but it actually does help solving 60-80% calls coming in from a newbie....

Don't you all know, more than 80% computer problem can be solved by rebooting your machines... same goes to modem and router and etc.... we IT semi expert may have known this fact but today, even untie, uncle, grandma, grandpa .... even my cat goes online....

And what happen when these newbies face problem .... who do they call... customer service.

Unlike us, they dun dare to touch restart button, afraid it may goes boooom ! on them.

So next time Customer Service people reading their script ... just act accordingly. Or brush up your own diagnostic skill.... don't reply to much on other people to clean your shit.

INTERNET SERVICE

Is our internet service, specifically STREAMYX so bad?

I am on 1mb package, SHARED WIFI between 3-5 houses and yet I can still surf and download stuff without cursing anyone, apart from some annoying and disgusting Indah Water advertisement occasionally appearing on TV while I was eating.

I notice PJ people do complaint soo much. These sucker trying to surf internet during peak office hours, where millions of internet lazy asses surfing for porntube during working hours. It is kind a like Agloco, get paid to surf... by your company.

They complaint complaint... ofcourse it slow down, one office connection shared by tens twenty staffs .... you do the maths.

Another problem could be your own phone line. Bad phone line caused bad internet connection and drop line. Bad phone line cause by loose connection, rat having your phone cable for lunch.... monkey swinging over your phone cable... hey it happened to me in Puchong.

Enough said.

My New Pet

2007-09-02T20:50:00.000+08:00

My New Pet

My son with KAT - a young male cat we had since
its was born.

New kid on the block.... we name him KERORO,
my kid favourite Japanese cartoon character.

PhotoHunt 73: Dirty

2007-08-31T13:33:00.000+08:00

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THEME

DIRTY #1

as an ADJECTIVE

dirty - (of behavior or especially language) characterized by obscenity or indecency; "dirty words"; "a dirty old man"; "dirty books and movies"; "boys telling dirty jokes"; "has a dirty mouth"

"Attractive, petite, youthful, professional female, enjoys the outdoors, nature, walks, water, classical and country music, sports, dining out, dancing, and theater, balanced with quiet times. Seeks single male Tom Cruise look-alike for love and romance. Reply Box 1666."

The above photo was taken on the same day and place I took previous week PhotoHunt for theme Happy.

On our drive down from the hill we came across this sad face lonely monkey. I believe any dirty old man would have notice "the pair" .... I wonder was it the work of her children or other papa monkey.

Are you having same dirty thought?

DIRTY #2

as a VERB

dirty - To foul; to make filthy; to soil; as, to dirty the clothes or hands.

This is an old photo scanned from family album, my kid 6 years ago when he was 9 months old. Don't worry moms, those were chocolate bar .... not dirt. Though at some point later he did ate dirt when we were not looking.

Enjoy my DIRTY photo and please leave some feedback.....

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Join Butt Naked Photo Snap : 18 sx

2007-08-31T09:39:00.001+08:00

BUTT NAKED PHOTO SNAP

In search of perfect butt, I invites all bloggers to join the hunt for
photo of perfect butt ... and naked.

The following is my photo snap of a good butt naked.

But wait .... don't run around snapping people's butt with your camera yet.

I never mentioned anything about people's butt and no ... not even animal's butt you perverted asshole.

I'm talking about this.......

This is called finger butt. Snap the best finger butt, do some cropping and editing and share with us your finger butt shot.

There's no price to offer but I'm sure we can have a good laugh out of it.

SHARE YOUR BUTT FINGER PHOTO BY LEAVING
YOUR NAME AND BUTT FINGER PERMALINK / URL
IN MY COMMENT

Crispy Fried Oyster Mushroom

2007-08-30T22:15:00.000+08:00

CRISPY FRIED OYSTER MUSHROOM

This tasted very del.lic.ious. So delicious we had been constantly ordering 1kg of fresh mushroom a week. Is tasted like squid, has aroma of a fried chicken.

Ingredients :

Fresh White Oyster Mushroom - shredded to smaller sizes
Rice Flour
Tepung Goreng Adabi (KFC flour)
Water

Mix the above as if you are preparing fried banana. If you don't know how to make fried banana, forget about it before you burn the whole house down.

No need add salt because Adabi flour already salty enough.

Deep fried it and consume while it hot !!

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Bloggers are Actually Ninjas?

2007-08-30T15:55:00.000+08:00

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ALL BLOGGERS ARE NINJAS

Ninjas work at night under the cover of darkness. Bloggers enjoy working at night when no one else is around and it is quiet.

Ninjas where tight fitting black clothing and black shoes. Blogger wear tight fitting black T-shirts.

Ninjas rely on cunning skill and black magic tricks to accomplish their mission. Bloggers often resort to black hat SEO tricks in order to get their pages ranked well in Google and Alexa.

Ninjas use smoke bombs to disappear. Bloggers use proxy server to secure privacy and remain anonymous. In another word, Bloggers are invisible.

Ninjas use deception as a tactic to confuse and spread fear. Bloggers deceive everyone. Only they can understand their massive file structures.

Ninjas use their special insight to view the source of their enemy’s power. Bloggers use ‘view source’ as an age old intelligence gathering technique about their enemy. More advance technique used is spyware.

Ninjas use a secret code to communication to other ninjas. Bloggers use heavily coded languages to IM other designers. No one has any idea what they are talking about.

Ninjas have been known to throw sharp metallic star shape objects when encountering an enemy. Bloggers have been known to throw round shape metallic data processing units across the room when encountering a blue screen.

Ninjas are hired because the client doesn’t want to confront the enemy himself. Bloggers are hired because the client doesn’t want to confront “HTML for beginners” himself.

ROTFLOL

2007-08-29T13:17:00.001+08:00

FUNNY STUDENT EXAM ANSWERS

VIBRATRON - TRANSFORM AND DIG IN

GREAT ADVICE COLUMN ANSWER

YIPPIE-KAI-YE MOFO .... DIEHARD 5.0 BETA

ASCii Art

2007-08-28T09:34:00.000+08:00

PhotoHunt 72: Happy

2007-08-25T02:00:00.000+08:00

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Well, this iz my first entree, on another words,
my first photo hunting for the season....
hope dear hunters enjoy it
and appreciate your comments.

THEME : HAPPY

This picture was snap on last year festival celebration for Muslim in Mount Jerai, Kedah- Malaysia.

Being on top of the world, my son cannot be any happier...
Any happier, he'll crap in his pant... that's for sure....

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Skype Prank : Teardrop vs Badro

2007-08-25T00:54:00.000+08:00

What is Skype Prank?
A small program you should parallel run with your skype.

How does it work?
A profile is put up with a girl's name (ALISYA) and picture, and put in "Skype me" mode. Within minutes some seedy guy will invariably try calling/chatting, and there's a little program I made running the whole time which will partner up people 2 at a time, and send messages from the first person to the second, & vice versa. This way both people think they're talking to a girl, when they find out, well, they're not normally too happy about it...

VICTIM

teardrop VS Badro

25-08-07 12:29:18 AM - teardrop: (Flower)
25-08-07 12:30:01 AM - badro: Thanks very sympathetic :)
25-08-07 12:30:28 AM - badro: (Flower)(heart)(Flower)
25-08-07 12:30:33 AM - teardrop: nat at all u are very kınd
25-08-07 12:30:39 AM - teardrop: woooooooow
25-08-07 12:30:49 AM - teardrop: very provacative
25-08-07 12:31:01 AM - teardrop: (heart)(hug):*(Flower)(Flower)
25-08-07 12:31:01 AM - badro: ;)
25-08-07 12:31:17 AM - teardrop: how are u ?
25-08-07 12:31:24 AM - badro: wow incredible girl
25-08-07 12:31:44 AM - badro: I'm very well since I'm talking to you ;)
25-08-07 12:31:52 AM - teardrop: hehehe
25-08-07 12:31:56 AM - teardrop: same
25-08-07 12:32:09 AM - badro: how old are you ?
25-08-07 12:32:32 AM - teardrop: wrıtıng on my profile everythıngs
25-08-07 12:32:49 AM - teardrop: u are very young seeming
25-08-07 12:32:59 AM - badro: the only number I can see is 111
25-08-07 12:33:07 AM - badro: are you 111 years old ????
25-08-07 12:33:24 AM - badro: :D
25-08-07 12:33:39 AM - badro: I'm 29
25-08-07 12:33:53 AM - teardrop: l am 35
25-08-07 12:34:04 AM - teardrop: l am mahmut from turkey
25-08-07 12:34:19 AM - badro: mahmut ???
25-08-07 12:34:23 AM - teardrop: and l am workıng republic educatıon centry
25-08-07 12:34:27 AM - teardrop: yes mahmut
25-08-07 12:34:33 AM - teardrop: my name is
25-08-07 12:34:48 AM - badro: I'm Badreddine
25-08-07 12:34:48 AM - teardrop: l am doing mannagement works
25-08-07 12:35:02 AM - badro: from Algeria
25-08-07 12:35:10 AM - badro: I'm Computer Engineer
25-08-07 12:36:15 AM - teardrop: can l see u from camera?
25-08-07 12:36:30 AM - teardrop: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
25-08-07 12:36:35 AM - teardrop: what is this
25-08-07 12:36:42 AM - teardrop: evennıng surprise?
25-08-07 12:36:52 AM - badro: unfortunately I dont have one connected right no
25-08-07 12:37:22 AM - badro: what kind of surprise you are speaking about ?
25-08-07 12:37:51 AM - teardrop: l am lookıng to urs profile u was wrote that alisya from usa
25-08-07 12:38:23 AM - badro: that is ur profile not mine
25-08-07 12:38:42 AM - teardrop: whose this pictures
25-08-07 12:39:00 AM - badro: which picture ?
25-08-07 12:39:09 AM - badro: Alisya picture ??
25-08-07 12:39:11 AM - teardrop: this woman pic?
25-08-07 12:39:19 AM - badro: its yours
25-08-07 12:39:19 AM - teardrop: on urs skype?
25-08-07 12:39:31 AM - badro: lol
25-08-07 12:39:34 AM - teardrop: dont play with me
25-08-07 12:39:44 AM - badro: its not woman picture
25-08-07 12:39:56 AM - teardrop: look to urs pic
25-08-07 12:40:02 AM - badro: do you wear glasses?
25-08-07 12:40:18 AM - badro: the half picture ???
25-08-07 12:40:19 AM - teardrop: noooooooooooooo
25-08-07 12:40:36 AM - teardrop: on urs profile
25-08-07 12:41:03 AM - badro: :^)
25-08-07 12:41:16 AM - teardrop: u are man?
25-08-07 12:41:31 AM - badro: beleive me I don't tunderstand you
25-08-07 12:41:41 AM - teardrop: u are a man?
25-08-07 12:41:43 AM - badro: yes my dear just like you lol
25-08-07 12:41:54 AM - teardrop: hehehehe
25-08-07 12:42:04 AM - badro: what do u expect me to be ?
25-08-07 12:42:14 AM - teardrop: will u open urs face from camera?
25-08-07 12:42:43 AM - badro: I told u that I don't have one connected right now
25-08-07 12:43:32 AM - teardrop: u was wrıte on urs profile name alisya and u was put a woman pic what l can expect?
25-08-07 12:44:04 AM - badro: I think there is some thing wrong
25-08-07 12:44:16 AM - badro: this is in your profile
25-08-07 12:44:33 AM - badro: mybe this is a trick in Skype
25-08-07 12:45:03 AM - teardrop: hey l am very tıred
25-08-07 12:45:05 AM - teardrop: bye
25-08-07 12:45:14 AM - badro: bye
25-08-07 12:45:23 AM - teardrop: man to man .................. l cant accept this
25-08-07 12:45:38 AM - badro: yes I know
25-08-07 12:45:56 AM - badro: this is how men in this century
25-08-07 12:56:33 AM - teardrop: l want see u from camera
25-08-07 12:59:00 AM - badro: Hey Alisya
25-08-07 12:59:00 AM - badro: why you relayed my conversation to Mahmut ????
25-08-07 12:59:30 AM - badro: for that reason ?
25-08-07 1:00:38 AM - badro: sincerly is that your picture on profile ?
25-08-07 1:01:45 AM - teardrop: hehehe this is good joke
25-08-07 1:01:52 AM - teardrop: bye bye bye
25-08-07 1:02:05 AM - teardrop: ;)
25-08-07 1:02:14 AM - badro: Its okay
25-08-07 1:02:37 AM - teardrop: only l can say u that l want see u from camera
25-08-07 1:02:49 AM - teardrop: cause my head very mixing
25-08-07 1:03:00 AM - badro: why ?
25-08-07 1:03:09 AM - teardrop: who are u
25-08-07 1:03:19 AM - teardrop: and who is alisya
25-08-07 1:03:25 AM - teardrop: and who is me
25-08-07 1:03:41 AM - badro: oh my god !!!!!!!!
25-08-07 1:04:01 AM - teardrop: and l am talkıng with whoooooooooooooo
25-08-07 1:04:08 AM - badro: I think that I'm talking to lunatic
25-08-07 1:04:31 AM - teardrop: yes maybe l am lunatic
25-08-07 1:04:37 AM - teardrop: but u are not?
25-08-07 1:04:59 AM - teardrop: (party)
25-08-07 1:05:04 AM - badro: I thought that you where talking to me and another person in the same time
25-08-07 1:05:36 AM - teardrop: why why why werry nice
25-08-07 1:05:41 AM - badro: and you copy and past what I worte in his chat windows and vice versa
25-08-07 1:06:04 AM - badro: I thought that you are playing
25-08-07 1:06:35 AM - teardrop: yes l am platıng but not with urs
25-08-07 1:06:48 AM - teardrop: and l am thınkıng that u are playing with me
25-08-07 1:07:58 AM - badro: so could you be frank in 30 second and tell me who you are ?
25-08-07 1:08:03 AM - badro: or you cant ???
25-08-07 1:08:35 AM - teardrop: l am mahmut from turkey
25-08-07 1:08:38 AM - teardrop: now u
25-08-07 1:08:53 AM - badro: I'm Badro from Algeria
25-08-07 1:09:05 AM - badro: so its okay now
25-08-07 1:09:07 AM - teardrop: who is alisya?
25-08-07 1:09:21 AM - teardrop: :@
25-08-07 1:09:31 AM - badro: depending on the profile its you !!!!!!!!!!!
25-08-07 1:11:17 AM - teardrop: offfffffffffffffffff
25-08-07 1:11:32 AM - teardrop: can l see u from camera
25-08-07 1:11:35 AM - teardrop: ???????????????????
25-08-07 1:12:27 AM - badro: Oh my god for the third time I tell you its not connected
25-08-07 1:12:59 AM - badro: do you think that this is alysia ?
25-08-07 1:13:32 AM - teardrop: ok bye
25-08-07 1:13:37 AM - teardrop: l am very tıred
25-08-07 1:13:43 AM - teardrop: see uuuuuuuu afther
25-08-07 1:13:49 AM - badro: ok
25-08-07 1:14:00 AM - teardrop: :x
25-08-07 1:14:02 AM - badro: go and sleep
25-08-07 1:14:13 AM - teardrop: heheheh
25-08-07 1:14:58 AM - teardrop: ok

as they are about to leave.... I trigger them back by sending this word "wait....."

25-08-07 1:15:02 AM - badro: yes ?
25-08-07 1:15:13 AM - teardrop: l am waiting
25-08-07 1:15:20 AM - teardrop: u said me that wait
25-08-07 1:15:28 AM - badro: lol
25-08-07 1:15:45 AM - teardrop: pls open urs face
25-08-07 1:15:49 AM - badro: its not me who said that
25-08-07 1:16:02 AM - teardrop: hehehe

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As Cute As My SHOUTOUT

2007-08-23T20:10:00.000+08:00

Here is my submission for
SHOUTOUT “MARI PHOTO” COMPETITION

“AS CUTE AS MY SHOUTOUT”

"Kucing Mafia maintain cute after a looooong shout out loud session with SHOUTOUT family"

MacD Breakfast at 4?

2007-08-23T09:12:00.000+08:00

R-RATED PHOTO AHEAD

Yees.... that was my first impression when I first heard about it.

Why would anyone sacrifice the best hours of sleeping for a lousy expensive breakfast and you had to drive out.

Any delivery? I don't know, but if they are, knowing MacD standard (Uptown Damansara Branch) it take an hour to reach you even you were on next door office, by then your breakfast I just another hard and cold .......

But then why? Why would Ronald Macdonald invest in man hour and advertising cost for a lousy business strategy? At 4am I would rather be at midnite mamak stall in Bangsar having nice hot Lick-Mi-Co-Tea and Roti Canai Pisang.

It was a big mystery until somebody accidentally captured the following photo behind one of MacDonald branch offering 4am breakfast.

Well..... hope it did solved some missing person cases... photographer name remain anonymously for protection.

Devil May Cry : The Anime

2007-08-22T15:04:00.000+08:00

THE GAME

Devil May Cry was one hell of a good shoot, hack and slash PS2 game. Great graphic, simple and and not so hard gameplay. Had a good time slashing badasses in DMC 1 and 2.... somehow I did not finish DMC 3, got stuck on twin bosses - big mofo statue.

DMC 4 ? Till I upgrade my PS2 to PS3... won't be thinking much about it.

Well ..... out of the blue... Capcom decided to bring DMC into anime world.... great ... just about time to watch the action without sweating my finger....

THE ANIME

In the show, Dante runs his devil-hunting business, Devil May Cry, while struggling under constant financial debt. There are also two new regular characters -- Dante's agent Morrison who visits frequently, and Patty Royale, a young orphan girl he saved in the first episode, who either visits as well, or lives with him.

Patty

A young girl who Dante met after she supposedly came into a wealthy inheritence. This turned out to be a sham, and she has since been staying with Dante, whether he likes it or not

Trish

A demon created by Mundus in the image of Dante's mother, she joined Dante after Mundus' defeat and became his partner. Recently she's decided to try working on her own for a while, although Dante has given her an open invitation to come back at any time.

Lady

A Devil Hunter, descended from the priestess whose blood Sparda used to seal the gate between the human and demon worlds, Dante seems to be in constant debt to her.

7 years old maths exercise....

2007-08-19T00:00:00.000+08:00

From my 7 years old math exercise ......

Convert the following from numeric value to word:

1) RM2.30 : Two ringgit and thirty sen

2) RM2.25 : Two ringgit and twoty five sen

3) RM3.14 : Three ringgit and onety five sen

4) RM3.65 : Three ringgit and sixty five sen

Men Vs Woman

2007-08-10T14:40:00.000+08:00

Shortest Fairytale Ever

Once upon a time a bloke asked a girl "will you marry me?"

She said "No"

And the bloke lived happily ever after. :)

Wishing Well

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish, too, but he leaned over excessively,
fell into the well, and drowned.

The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

Bird Watching

Take a look at the two birds below. Study them closely and watch their habits...

See if you can spot which of the two is the female. It can be done. Even by one with no skills whatsoever in bird watching.

Coma Support

The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma forseveral months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."

BLEACH CRONICLE

2007-08-09T14:00:00.000+08:00

BLEACH

If you have not seen Bleach, you are not ANIME yet....

kids watch Naruto, X'tre'me macho'ism watch Bleach

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THE STORY

Bleach follows the lives of Ichigo Kurosaki , who is a high school student with the ability to see ghosts, and a shinigami (Soul Reaper or, literally, "death god") named Rukia Kuchiki , who crosses paths with Ichigo while hunting an evil spirit known as a hollow . Rukia is wounded during the ensuing confrontation with the spirit and is left with no choice but to transfer her powers into Ichigo . Thus the adventures of Ichigo and Rukia begin. Together they search for hollows and perform soul burials on wayward souls, cleansing the spirits and sending them to Soul Society .

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ZANGETSU

A zanpakutō (斬魄刀 lit. soul-cutting sword) is a weapon wielded by shinigami. The art of using a zanpakutō is called zanjutsu (swordsmanship).

Ichigo's zanpakutō is called Zangetsu (斬月, lit. Moon Cutter) ; the spirit takes the form of a middle-aged man wearing tinted glasses and a black coat.

Shikai: Zangetsu takes the form of a large and elegant cleaver as tall as Ichigo is. It has no command phrase, as it is always active.

Bankai: Named Tensa Zangetsu (天鎖斬月, lit. Heavenly Chain Moon Cutter), Zangetsu takes the form of a nodachi with a black blade and a manji crossguard. When Ichigo uses Zangetsu's bankai, he is wearing a coat identical to the spirit's. In this form, Ichigo's speed is greatly increased, exceeding the velocity of flash steps. Ichigo also gains matching agility and reflexes.

Abilities: Getsuga tenshō (月牙天衝, lit. moon sky-piercing fang), an energy attack that fires blue-colored blasts of spiritual power in the shape of a crescent. When used with the bankai form, these blasts are black and red and their path can be controlled.

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TEAM

(left to right)
Kon (modified soul in stuffed animal toy) Uryū Ishida (the last Quincy) Rukia (Shinigami who started all) Orihime Inoue (classmate and friend) Yasutora "Chad" Sado (best buddy) Orihime Inoue (classmate and friend)

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BEATEN

(left to right)

Renji Abarai - lieutenant of the 6th Division Kenpachi Zaraki - captain of the 11th Division Byakuya Kuchiki - captain of the 6th Division

DIED

Jin Kariya, leader of the Bounts

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NEW BAD BOYZ

TEAM CAPTAIN AIZEN

VASTO LORDE

Vasto lorde are the most powerful class of menos. They each one is stronger than an average shinigami captain; Tōshirō claims that ten of them under Sōsuke Aizen's control would be enough to defeat all of Soul Society. It seems that Aizen has important plans with them, but the details haven't been revealed.

ARRANCAR

An arrancar is a hollow that has removed its mask and gained shinigami powers.
Those arrancar under Aizen's command also have a standard theme for their clothing. Their uniforms consist of a white jacket, black sash, white hakama, and black socks with white sandals; in essence, the uniforms are basically inverted shinigami uniforms.

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THE VIZARD

The vizard are shinigami who have obtained hollow powers and
whose shinigami powers remain dominant.
They help Ichigo to rise up to a new level - Hollowfication

THE NEW ICHIGO KUROSAKI

The completer "Hollowfication"

When using their hollow powers, their appearance does not change except for the mask on their face and the color of their eyes, with the whites of their eyes turning black and the irises gold. This process of donning one's hollow mask is referred to as "Hollowification"

What happen to our Ichigo once he complete his hollowfication?

I HAVE NO FREAKING IDEA..... as of today... fans are still
waiting for him to complete his hollowfication with the vizards.....

Maybe on episode 136 ? we'll wait.....

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Cat Boiled Alive: Popular Asian Cuisine

2007-08-03T09:15:00.000+08:00

Cat Boiled Alive: Popular Asian Cuisine

This is sick man ! So sick I refuse to paste any related photo here, u wanna see google image yourself.

Recently some restaurants in Guangdong, China, have been promoting a popular dish called “water boiled live cat”.

The way the restaurants kill the cats is very cruel and inhumane. One of the chefs even says “the more torture the cats receive, the better they taste.”

They use a bat and beat the cats until they pass out; then throw them into hot water and boil them alive, then de-skin and cook them again.

One restaurant in Pan Yu district, even has a cat “shelter” in their back yard.
Customers go out back and pick which cat they want to eat and the chef will beat the chosen cat half to dead and boil it alive. Not just wild cats end up on the dinner table, some high class cats like Persians will end up a meal as well.

The Menu offers the following choices and prices:

Cat meat￥10 ($1.25)/lb
Cat’s brain ￥30 ($3.5)/lb
Cat’s intestine ￥50 ($6.4)/lb

Lets just hope this is not another prelude to a SARS breakout like before.

You see, I'm not against people eating bizarre foods. Though some religion won't allow you eat certain type of meat, that is another issue. People may eat cat for that matter, why not? people have been eating chicken, cow, sheep, even rabbit and horse, so what make cat any different?

It is not the fact that they are eating cats, lots of cultures do (way gross!!!) what is the most disturbing is HOW they are PREPARING them that makes me want to puke.... bueekkkk !!

WHAT'S NEXT ON THE MENU? BABY BUTTOCK GRILLED ALIVE?

Transformers Shit

2007-08-01T13:35:00.001+08:00

There were

AUTOBOX

Recyclableable, Environmentally Friendly and
Almost Nil Fuel Consumption

Con : Not suitable for use in tropical country - not water proof

then

PROTOBOT

SawiSekilo

Cost efficient, cute, cheap sparepart

Con : Power Windows not so power, Ultraman Taro lookalike
Made in Shah Alam Hicom

WakJowo Prima

Advance model, value for money

Con : Power windows problem
Made in Shah Alam Hicom

Now
PEROPOPCORN

Mai-V-To & KarnchilTron
Cheaper alternative, DIY Turbocharger

Con : KarnchilTron ugly shit.

10 Common Lies Told by Women

2007-08-01T08:59:00.000+08:00

In general, a woman may lie to you.... period. They lie because, as caring creatures they want to spare the feelings of the man they are dating or seeing.

So, here are some common lies told by women that you should know. Someday you might hear them from your partner and it is better to know their real meaning.

1. You’re perfect. I love you just the way you are and I wouldn’t change a thing about you.

The Truth: Bullshit.... what are you? Mr Perfect.... yeah right... when women in love, they goes blind. As time goes by, she will start seeing the dark side of you. By then, ewww.... you are too hairy, eeee you smell like old shoes, errrkkkk... you snored soo loud... bla bla bla bla...

2. You’re right.Every time you are arguing with you’re girlfriend usually ends up by telling you that you are right. You win.

The Truth: That was just the easiest and harmless way to say "Shut The Fark Up!!"

3. I’m fine. Nothing is wrong.

The Truth: If "nothing is wrong" and she's "so fine", why the hell is she not talking to do after that? or act strangely? Obviously they don’t want to tell the real truth but they are expecting that men to magically figure out that something is wrong.

4. I do love sports honey, especially football.

The Truth: She just want you to see her different from other girls. The truth is, David Becham is just another fashion icon.

5. I like spending time with your friends.

The Truth: Women would rather spend precious time with you, alone, rather than the whole bunch of gun squad.

6. Your family is adorable, so I like spending time with your family.

The truth: Maybe twice a month. Women and mother-in-law.... can never mix... like water and oil.

7. Your bank account doesn’t matter.

The Truth: Love don't feed family, you cannot buy groceries with love, love don't drive you from one place to another.... stop living in fairy tale world... even fairy tales talk about prince, princess .... all loaded with golds.

8. It doesn’t bother to me if you look after women or go with your boys at strip-clubs.

The Truth: Would you mind seeing your girl surrounded by guys?

9. You are very good in bed.

The Truth: Maybe this is true, but it could be a lie.... only you and her know best.

10. Don’t worry, it happens to everyone.

The Truth: She is upset and do it again the next time, you mighthave to be worry.

With all these presented, now will be more easy for you to know when your girlfriend is lying. As you see, what a woman says is not what she really thinks.

New Transformers : Protobot

2007-07-30T18:50:00.000+08:00

Sawisekilo

WakJowo Prima

Transformers - AUTOBOX ... transform and recycled !!

2007-07-30T18:36:00.000+08:00

Watchout Decepticon.... AutoBox is here....

How to Look Rich ..... the cheaper way....

2007-07-30T12:18:00.000+08:00

My oh my...... my friend told me no money no talk. No way I can hit a Bangsar girl with the kind of money I made.... these bloody people are damn wrong.... You can look rich by not being one yourslef..... that mean you does not have to be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company to look like a million bucks. You can still play with the big boys if you know how to bend the rules. Learn how to appear wealthier than you are by following these simple (and totally free) suggestions;

Talk the talk

It doesn’t cost anything to stay informed, so start your day by reading the financial section of your local newspaper or consider subscribing to periodicals like Forbes and Smart Money. If you can’t afford the price of a subscription, most libraries have an extensive magazine section for you to peruse. After all, you never know when you’ll be able to enliven a conversation with your burgeoning knowledge of the hedge fund market.

Take care of the little details

Let’s be perfectly honest: You could be wearing a suit made out of $1,000 bills, but if you have a snaggle-toothed smile, no one is going to take you seriously. Improve your dental work by getting a professional whitening job and having your uneven teeth capped. While you’re at it, pay attention to other personal hygiene issues. You’ll be amazed at how much more attention you’ll get simply by having clean breath, clipped nails and a pleasant smell. In other words, do everything you can to appear filthy rich, and not just plain filthy.

Dress for success

Appearing wealthy is sometimes a matter of quality over quantity. Rather than saving a few hundred dollars by buying second-rate suits you’ll soon have to replace, splurge on a single quality suit from Hugo Boss or Armani. It may cost you more up front, but you’ll save a bundle in the end. And be careful where you shop: You’ll save even more if you eschew exclusive boutiques in favor of outlet stores and end-of-season sales.

Master the money clip

Self-respecting millionaires never carry a wallet, and neither should you. Toss away that leather monstrosity and adopt a shiny gold money clip instead. Just remember to always put your biggest bill on the outside in order to give the impression of outrageous wealth.

Since the rich love their toys, make sure to display other expensive accessories as well. Just bear in mind that certain accoutrements have more cachet than others. For instance, while cell phones and PDAs both hint at wealth, farting key chains, bottle openers and the Popeil Pocket Fisherman all scream “Hillbilly!”

Using a fake title in order to appear wealthier than you are.

Don’t forget your manners

Part of appearing wealthy means adhering to the time-honored standards of the upper class, so don’t forget your pleases and thank-yous, and always treat others with respect. In the words of millionaire merchant Joseph Spiegel, “Rich people are too well-bred to be rude.”

Tone it down

Just because you have it doesn’t mean you need to flaunt it. The only time the outrageously wealthy discuss dollars and cents is when they’re referring to the stock market. Take a tip from their restrained behavior by keeping your own money issues to yourself. That means ignoring price tags and never complaining about the cost of a quality item.

Create a fictional past

Since you’ve been lying on your taxes for years, why not take the next logical step and completely make up an alternate identity for yourself? Just imagine how impressed strangers will be when you tell them your favorite sport is yachting, your dog is a Basset Fauve De Bretagne, and you vacation in St. Kitts in the winter and the Hamptons in the summer. Heck, why stop there? The wealthy love to brag about their lineage, so up the ante by informing them you’re a descendant of Scottish royalty and your great-great-great-great grandfather signed the Declaration of Independence. If you’re going to lie, you might as well go the whole nine yards.

Learn to loiter

Just because you can’t afford to stay at The Ritz doesn’t mean you can’t hang out in the lobby. Appear filthy rich by association simply by loitering in the plush waiting rooms of the world’s finest hotels. You’ll be amazed at how approachable the monocle-wearing crowd can be when they think you’re one of their own.

Wear knockoffs

Nothing impresses a crowd more than the sight of a Rolex. After all, these distinctive timepieces can cost as much as $100,000. Although that might be a little too steep for your budget, there’s nothing stopping you from buying a convincing replica on the streets of New York. Just make sure it’s a “Rolex” and not a “Rolecks.”

Of course, knockoffs aren’t just limited to watches. You’ll be amazed at how much money you can save in the short run by incorporating all kinds of legitimate-looking knockoffs into your wardrobe.

a wealth of knowledge

Sometimes looking wealthy is actually better than being wealthy. After all, the outrageously affluent have to deal with all kinds of problems that we can only imagine. In the words of author A.J. Reb Materi, “So many people spend their health gaining wealth, and then have to spend their wealth to regain their health."

Must Have Motivation Poster

2007-07-23T16:43:00.000+08:00

Make your own
http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php

ɹǝɥɔɐǝɹd ɐ puɐ ʎuuɥoظ ǝ1ʇʇı1

2007-07-20T12:24:00.000+08:00

"¡ɹɐɔ buıpǝǝds ɐ ssɐd uɐɔ ʇı 'ssɐ s,ʇɐɔ ɐ uo ʇı qnɹ noʎ ɟı ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇsǝbuoɹʇs ǝɥʇ 11ıʇs sı ǝuıʇuǝdɹnʇ ǝɹǝɥ sıɥʇ 'ǝdou" 'pǝʞɹɐɯǝɹ uǝɥʇ puɐ 'ǝʇnuıɯ ɐ ɹoɟ ǝuo sıɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ʇɥbnoɥʇ ʎuuɥoظ ǝ1ʇʇı1 "¿ʎoq ʎqɐq ɐ ssɐd 11ıʍ ǝɥs 'ʎ11ǝq s,uɐɯoʍ ʇuɐubǝɹd ɐ uo ɹǝʇɐʍ ʎ1oɥ ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɐ qnɹ noʎ ɟı ʍouʞ noʎ pıp .p1ɹoʍ ǝɥʇ uı pınbı1 ʇsǝbuoɹʇs ǝɥʇ sı ɹǝʇɐʍ ʎ1oɥ 'uos" 'pǝı1dǝɹ ɹǝɥɔɐǝɹd ǝɥʇ ".p1ɹoʍ ǝɥʇ uı pınbı1 ʇsǝbuoɹʇs ǝɥʇ s,ʇı .ǝuıʇuǝdɹnʇ sı ǝɹǝɥ sıɥʇ 'ɹǝɥɔɐǝɹd" 'pǝuıɐ1dxǝ uǝɥʇ 'ʇuǝɯoɯ ɐ ɹoɟ ɹɐظ ǝɥʇ ɟo sʇuǝʇuoɔ ǝɥʇ pǝıpnʇs ʎuuɥoظ ǝ1ʇʇı1 "¿ɹǝʇɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ɥʇıʍ buıop noʎ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʍ" 'pǝʞsɐ ɹǝɥɔɐǝɹd ǝɥʇ .ʇı ɥbnoɹɥʇ ʇɐo1ɟ sǝ1qqnq ǝɥʇ buıɥɔʇɐʍ 'ɹǝʌo puɐ ɹǝʌo ʇı buıuɹnʇ sɐʍ ǝɥ puɐ ɹǝʇɐʍ ǝʞı1 pǝʞoo1 ʇɐɥʍ ɟo 11nɟ ɹɐظ uosɐɯ ɐ pɐɥ ʎuuɥoظ ǝ1ʇʇı1 .ɯıɥ ǝpısǝq uʍop ʇɐs puɐ ɹǝɥɔɐǝɹd ɐ ǝɯɐɔ buo1ɐ .ʞɔop ɐ uo ʎɐp ǝuo buıʇʇıs sɐʍ ʎuuɥoظ ǝ1ʇʇı1

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2007-07-17T12:48:00.001+08:00

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Banjir Lagi

2007-07-12T09:37:00.001+08:00

Hello Sayang.....

Cicakman Return

2007-07-11T11:00:00.000+08:00

Next time you decided to order mamak teh tarik, remember this.....

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The Man Who Started EMAIL

2007-07-11T10:48:00.000+08:00

Everybody talks about Email

Everybody receives email

Everybody sends email

Everybody changes email

But to tell you the truth, Nobody ever met email.

Now with complete exclusivity

I present to you.... Email !

The Million Dollar Question is,

is he related to Betty Suarez?

Sila Duduk. Anda Akan Dilayan Suatu Hari Nanti.

2007-07-10T11:35:00.000+08:00

BANK SIMPANAN NASIONAL
Cemerlang - Gemilang - Terbilang-bilang menanti giliran.....

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Very Sad But Beautiful Story

2007-07-09T14:45:00.000+08:00

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future. The girl's father started searching everywhere for the them but in vain.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly". So in this way, their love won and they returned homes.

The couple went to town to shop for a wedding dress for the bride. The guy was wearing a white shirt that day.

Then as he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his fiancee, a car hit him and he died on the spot.

The girl lost her senses. It was only after some time that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cementation was held on the very next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady told her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he, too, ignored it. Then when the girl had the dream the following night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother adviced her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately. She did as she was told,but to no avail. The next night she again had the same dream. She washed again... but some still remained. And on the 3rd night, she had the exact same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain away, or else something terrible will happen.

This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains. She used all her might to scrub...and the dress nearly tore, but patches of stubborn stains still remained! By late evening the same day, tired and all alone at home, the girl heard a knock on the door. When she opened the door, she

saw the same old lady in her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up and gave her a blue object. Still in shock, the girl asked, "What is this..? " The old lady replied...

"Try Dynamo Liquid Soap... just a dab and it will remove all stubborn

stains!!!"

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Sorry guy ...... some idiot send this to my email, and I'm definitely not going down alone.

Real Reported Airline Announcement by Air Crew

2007-07-09T13:44:00.000+08:00

Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

a.. From a Southwest Airlines employee .... "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

b.. Pilot-"Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land...it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

c.. After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.

d.. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

e.. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

f.. From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.

g.. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

h.. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."

i.. "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

j.. "Last one off the plane must clean it."

k.. From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!

l.. Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

m.. Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

n.. An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I as you a question?" "Why no, Ma'am," said the pilot, "what is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"

o.. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.

p.. Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways."

ShoutOut Templates

2007-07-09T12:06:00.000+08:00

Alooohaa !! Exactly a month ago I blog about this new locally made in Penang chat box called ShoutOut. I've been actively involved in what we called "Shouting" instead of typical internet jargon "Chatting". This is what set ShoutOut different from other chatter box.

1) We shout out loud - while others just chatting.
2) We are called "Shouters" - while others chatters.
3) We are ShoutOut family, while others are cyber friends. Todate we have strong 65 brothers and sisters, actively shouting out loud.

4) All Shouters family are pretty and handsome single and available except for me :(
5) ShoutOut programmers are still alive and we are kicking their butts for more features... he he. Credit goes to Lasker and Elise.
6) Recent update includes 'Whats Next' module .... a global events reminder and Username/Password registration so you can secure your username.

Last but not least....

7) Shoutout is safe for everyone - young age, teenagers, middle age, ice age, and Shouters family do not tolerate profanity, so your kids are safe here. We shoot perverter on first sight.

Download and Customise your own ShoutOut at http://www.penangpenang.com/

Or Get Pre-no-need-Pay SHOUTOUT TEMPLATES

1) Theme : LOVE IS CINTA

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2) Theme : SKY BLUES

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3) Theme : MIDNIGHT X'TREME MACHO.ISM

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Malaysia Game Show

2007-07-06T15:40:00.000+08:00

First, I'm not racist and I'm not trying to be one. Let us be professional and look at the following issues in different angle, and suggest as per why these scenario are happening.

Many years ago, we had "Tekaria", a very popular game show hosted by Ahmad Tarmimi Sariger. Then we had "Keluarga Bahagia Singer" - a family game show, than a 2 seasons "More Jutaria", first RM1 million for grand winner. First season no winner, 2nd season someone won the million ringgit, More (a cigarrate company) decided that, no more money for season 3.

It was then all in Bahasa Melayu, yet participation were from all races, no doubt majorities were Malays, considering the population ratio, this was not an issue.

As time passed by, Malaysian awareness toward the important of English rose up. More english program installed on TV and more gameshow, or widely known today as Reality Show were conveyed in either Malay, English or Mixture of both. Those were like, Akademi Fantasia, One In A Million, So You Know You Can Dance, Who Want .... aire ... etc, etc, etc.

But what I'm really PISS OFF is, when a show is conducted in languages any other than our official language or at least international official language, where it can be understand by majority of audiences. Yes... I'm talking about game show conducted in Chinese, such as Deal or No Deal.

Check out the following points.

Deal or No Deal clearly off for non chinese speaking people, since very few non chinese can actually speak that language. Of course they are going to came out in English version later, but economically speaking - what de hell ? Are they going to bar chinese from participating in English version? Don't think so....
Or was it because most chinese, especially those from chinese school background or from kampung don't understand English? How about kampung malays? How about estate mali indians? This is a step back in government effort in educating Malaysian citizen to learn English.... Furthermore, what is it so complicated to understand numbers in English? I'm telling you, even me also now buy stuff at apek shop will ask him 'mai ? or ho mai?'
Or was it because major sponsor say so? I notice this idiotic ideas are played by Celcom and Digi. Not sure about Maxis thought... Celcom... come on la ... I thought Celcom is owned by Telekom Group, wasn't Telekom are infested by Malays? Or was it because the menteri telekomunikasi is a chinese himself. Digi - don't forget aaa... Indian are asking their version of Who Want To Be A Million Rupee'aire !!

Again, don't fire me coz I'm not a racist. But shit like this also you don't talk, they still smell. Chinese are making noise of government discriminating their communities. Please la, take a step back and reaccess the situation.

Stuff like "mandarin speaking only" job ads does hurt many of your malay and indian friends, some may even be your childhood good friends. It just that when we grew up we forget.... we forget the kind of beautiful friendship we used to have, until we grow and exposed ourself to a most dangerous radiation called politics.

Some Interesting Butt Pictures

2007-07-05T11:33:00.000+08:00

PRESENTING SOME FAMOUS BUTT YOU ARE EAGER TO FIND OUT

1) Nicky Butt - Newcastle United Footballer. Nice family name.

2 ) Cigarette Butt - It protect from burning your lips and slightly enhance your life, cigarette ass?

3) Butterweed - Packera Glabella, too pretty to joke about...

4) Button Fly - Quick to open, damn slow to close. Why does they call it fly when it doesn't really fly...

5) Butter - I have no idea why they call it 'butt'er, probably to physical composition of butter has some similarity to what cam out from 'butt'.

6) Monarch Butterfly - At least this one did fly.

7) Butthead - Uh uh .... they said 'butt'...

Disclaimer : No butt were screwed or harmed while producing this article.

Road Bully !! Frucking Trucker....

2007-07-04T12:05:00.000+08:00

Today was the worst day of my life. I was late for work, and this one MOFO truck was hogging on this freaking narrow road. When I manage to take over, out of frustration I gentle horned him a bit. I thought it was it until I look at my rear view mirror. This idiot was trailing on my bumper at 100 km/h....

I step on the gas pedal, and smile - my car just farted right on the truckers nose... idiot.

I was damn wrong - there he was driving like a madman.... following close to my car. Oh my God !! have I just pissed off a road bully? All he need is a little bump on my car - enuff to send me six feet under.

There's no way a truck can over take me, so long as I keep on pressing on my gas and apply some drifting skills I learn from Initial D movie. I did ....but then everything turn black.... then saw red and blue light flashing .... I heard a weird sound .... I woke up and there I was laying on hospital bed. My wife stood beside me, she was unharmed but still in shock.

She claim she saw everything - the truck - the red truck was not just ordinary truck, she manage to take picture of the red truck .... second before it transform into a robot. I guess the incident must have whacked her head somehow.... truck transforming into robot? only idiots would believe that...

New Technology : Offline Internet

2007-07-02T14:05:00.000+08:00

We always wonder, to what extend can internet grows?

There was dial-up, then broadband speed up everything, now broadband also never fast enuf.

Doesn't matter how fast you go, once offline - your done.

Ever wonder what it would be like if we had all the conveniences of the Internet in the "real" world? I do. A lot, actually. Whether I'm sitting at a stop light, looking where I left my keys or just waiting in line at the grocery store, if we had the power of the Internet available to us I think our lives would be so much simpler. Forget about getting online, imagine if offline internet available in real life.

Free browsing capabilities. No longer spend thousand of dollar and hours of traveling time, just think of a place and browse it accordingly, u like it, the make a booking. Now imagine what u can do with Firefox tab browsing capability.

Shoppe offline without being there. Browse, meet sales person, try on shoes, then conclude sales. Have them delivered to you door step - while having breakfast.

Can't find your car keys? Misplaced your wallet? Don't worry, now Google search new algorithm extended to offline world. Google can!! Install Google search module to your brain.

Tired of old car? old house? wife nagging? don't worry, UPGRADE them !!

You bought a movie, watch em, and dunno what else to do? not enuff money to buy other movie? SHARE THEM ! with anyone... not just friends and family, join PEER TO PEER network. Trading stuff has never been easier.

You have lots of enemy? get SPYWARE or fixed in FIREWALL to your properties. It shall protect you from any harm done.

And don't forget to buy latest Anti Virus pills, prevent you and your family from getting sick.

Too much advertisement on TV, get Adblock protection on your tv.

Avoid from receiving junk mail in your post box or telemarketing calls, by installing SPAM Blocker to your mailbox and phone.

Last but not least, when ever got problem, push Bugs Report button.

Ten Ways To Not Get Mugged

2007-06-29T14:37:00.000+08:00

Nowaday, it is no longer save to walk in public places even i broad day light. People are getting hurt and some died defending themselves from getting mugged.

You can no longer rely on others as one many occasion, they tend to mind their own businesses.

Thus, I cobbled together the following impressive sounding yet thoroughly untested strategies, perfect for anyone who may find themselves in a potential mugging situation.

1. Run wild. This is where your wise decision to quit smoking, exercise everyday, and always wear sensible shoes really pays off. You should easily escape. Most of the time, muggers did not expect their victim to sprint wild. They might stood there disbelief over your action.

2. Walk in pair or group. If alone, be ready to call for backup. For this to work well, it helps to have a radio. And friends. For best results, make sure your friends are large, heavily armed and waiting in an van nearby.

3. Summon a ninja. As documented in numerous studies, there is nothing like a helpful ninja to even the odds and tap the proverbial keg of butt-kickery. Watch Naruto.

4. Transform into a werewolf or vampire. If you have any lycanthropic tendencies, now is the time to explore them. Try to get yourself bitten by a werewolf of vampire.

5. Commence projectile vomiting. Aim high. If done properly, this vicious cycle can continue indefinitely or until all criminal stomach contents have been expelled. Be sure to factor in your dry cleaning bill when considering this option.

6. Insult the muggers’ mothers. This probably won’t help, but will make for a great story if you survive.

7. Use Hypnosis. Wave your wallet or purse rhythmically while repeating key phrases like, “Your weapons are very relaxed” or “Your ears are getting hairy.” While under hypnosis, your muggers can be programmed to give up their lives of crime, to turn themselves in, or at the very least to stop biting their nails. It should be noted that this technique is only effective if your would-be felons have not pre-programmed themselves with anti-hypnotic hypnosis.

8. Develop multiple personalities. Make sure they all know karate.

9. Unleash the raging fury of PMS. This strategy works best for those with the foresight to be female.

10. Fling poop. This technique always works well for monkeys, and at this point you really don’t have anything to lose by trying. Be sure to move quickly though, because an experienced mugger will know what you are up to as soon as you reach into your skivvies.

Funny Air Traffic Controller Talk, Word For Word

2007-06-28T14:13:00.000+08:00

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
"Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f...ing bored!"
Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"

Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."

Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."

Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7"
Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."
Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"
Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers."

Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark,... and I didn't land."

Allegedly, while taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!" Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" US Air 2771: "Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

Novice female military controller to US bomber leaving radar coverage, forgetting the correct terminology... "You are entering my dark area"
USB: "WHOOPEE!"

Tower Controller: "BA356, proceed to stand 69"
BA: "Yes, Sir, Nose in or Nose out?"

"Mumbai, what number am I in the landing sequence?"
"By the time you land, sir, you will be number one."

And (another) hoary old chestnut: QANTAS pilot to copilot landing at Sydney, forgetting the cabin intercom was live:

"What I need now is a cold beer and a hot shiela"
Stewardess hurries forward lest worse befall.
Chorus of passengers "Hey, you forgot the beer!"

Pilot: "DAMN! That was close..."
IAD Tower: "Delta 560, what seems to be the problem?"
Pilot (catching his breath), "Near miss- was he ever close!"
IAD Tower: "Delta 560, how close was it?"
Pilot: "Well, I can tell you one thing, it was a white boy flying it."

One of the controllers came on and reported something happened to cause a further delay and that those planes in a holding pattern would need to stay there. Almost immediately, one of the pilots responded with, "Bullshit!" The controller then said something to the effect of, "Sir, the use of profane language is prohibited on this channel by FAA and FCC regulations. Please identify yourself." After a moment, one of the pilots reported, "This is flight 123 and we are negative on the bullshit." A moment after that, another flight reported in, "This is flight 456 and we are also negative on the bullshit." One by one, each and every one of the flights reported in as being "negative on the bullshit."

A huge C-5 cargo plane was sitting near where a small plane was waiting to take off. The private pilot got a little nervous because the military plane was closer than normal, and asked the tower to find out the intentions of the C-5. Before the tower could reply, a voice came over the radio as the C-5's nose cargo doors opened, saying, "I'm going to eat you."

United cargo jet (with female pilot): "This is my secondary radio. Is my transmission still fuzzy? Oakland ARTCC controller: "I don't know. I've never seen it." (Earned him two weeks on the beach) (Ack 'a former ATC')

After being informed by a pilot cleared to land in Fayetteville that he now had two light aircraft cleared to land on opposite ends of the same runway, the controller paused and transmitted "Y'all be careful now."

One very stormy morning in BOS, many planes were lined up on taxiways waiting for departure. A female pilot made a successful landing on a crossing runway after visibly wrestling her Flying Tiger stretched DC-8 through turbulence and blustery snow squalls, fighting it right down to the runway. An anonymous voice: "But can you park it?"

Stupid things actually said in court, word for word.

2007-06-27T11:41:00.000+08:00

Stupid things actually said in court, word for word.

No doubt some people are plain dumb.....

Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July fifteen.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.

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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.

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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.

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Q: And where was the location of the accident?

A: Approximately milepost 499.

Q: And where is milepost 499?

A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

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Q: Sir, what is your IQ?

A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?

A: After the accident?

Q: Before the accident.

A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

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Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?

A: Yes.

Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?

A: Yes, sir.

Q: What did she say?

A: What disco am I at?

Lawyers trying to look smart, occasionally end up with dumb questions.

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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about
it until the next morning?

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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

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Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

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Q: Did he kill you?

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Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

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Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

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Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?

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Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?

A: Yes.

Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

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Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?

A: I went to Europe, Sir.

Q: And you took your new wife?

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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?

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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.

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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.

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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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Q: You were not shot in the fracas?

A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.

Malay Champion at the Belvedere Bartender Competition

2007-06-26T12:16:00.000+08:00

Bartenders whip up a storm at contest

THEY shook, stirred and dazzled the crowd as they whipped up two cocktails - a martini and a long drink - within a few minutes at the Belvedere Bartender Competition.

The competition hosted by Belvedere Vodka at Frangipani bar offered an opportunity to celebrate the skill, creativity and artistry of Malaysia's bartenders as well as Belvedere Vodka's belief in the art of mixing the perfect cocktail.

Ten bartenders from various five-star hotels and night outlets competed for the title of Belvedere Bartender of the Year 2007 (Malaysia).

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And the winners are ......... "drum rolling"

Mohd Adzhar Ahmad, who has been bartending at Qba in The Westin Kuala Lumpur for two years, was declared the competition's winner with his long drink named Pomarancza Ozie and martini called Smooth.

Fellow Qba bartender Rizal Junior Johari won second place with his Capito long drink and June's martini.

Mohd Erik Fiza Zulkifle from The Loft KL was third with his Belveryna and Eredevleb Framboise Tea Martini cocktails.

OMG !!!

Again, as usual, I'm not into any political business here,
I'm not blaming UMNO for Islam Hadhari,
Not even PAS DAP PKR

I'm sure they are proud of their achievement, I'm not sure
how would their parents feel, if they are still alive.

The Unconvenience Truth about Weather

2007-06-25T13:11:00.000+08:00

Todays forecast, dark cloud, thunder storm, lighting, and expect heavy rain. Tomorrow, day after and day after and after, same old story. Whats up up there !!

We learned so much about water and condensation how the rain come about, what make thunder and lightning and yet we can't control it. So much we have learn, yet still much more to be learned.

Millions dollar were spend studying the sky, but have any of the geniuses ever thought that these weird weather possibly got to do with alien intervention? We have seen numerous proves that alien can manipulate our weather but yet no one ever thought of asking about it.

What I am about to reveal is very scary, stuff we have seen before but somehow we keep on "forgetting" about it. I don't blame you, today you can buy MIB Neuralizer for USD29.95 online. I was lucky to get my hand on the last set of Deneuralizer to deneuralized myself.

Try hard to remembers....

11 years ago, July 1996, big ass dark cloud covering all major cities. Kuala Lumpur people, rushing back home, trying to avoid heavy rain that normally followed after dark cloud. Cars were rush out from basement parking. None were fitted with submarine accessories yet.

While people expect bad news, yet it gotten horrible. Dark cloud turn firely red, it turn out to be big alien mothership spawning hundreds of little junior spaceship pouring down laser beam like heavy rain. None of Malaysia super Sukhoi were shoot down, coz they never leave runway. Apparently our pilots are still going for L classes. We were using our Nuri heli to relocate all VIPs, turn out MIA in Genting.

Fortunately, here come Amedika to the rescue. Some black ass pilot decided to play playstation sim with an alien spaceship. With the help of some genius dude, who manage to figure out how the spaceship fly, after tens of super scientists failed to do so for decades.

Both of them flew to gramma ship and manage to hook up to alien server via seriel port that fit our standard port, and upload DOS attack to an unknown alien computer system language. God bless Amedika.

Then 2 years ago, 2005, weather turn haywire. Super mega storm with super lightning shooting earth like an angry God. Tornadoes everywhere.

Apparently the lighting were use to kick start alien generator kept for hundred of years below earth surface, for future invasion. Alien tripod rose up on surface and start shooting at people. Many run away and died. But some people run toward the alien tripod miss took it as Apple latest Ipod on sales. They died to.

Since 1996 invasion, earthling have yet ready to new invasion. Amadika still in bad shape after 1996 alien attack, they were still shock from 9/11 attack. Kapitan Amadika can't do much with this tripod. For once Amadika hopeless in saving the world.

Yet, our worst enemy turn out to be our rescuer this time around. Bird Flu known as avian influenza, previously killed hundred people and million of chicken and birds. This time, the same virus released as bird poo gave alien instant death. Die alien die!!!

Se we have get rid of 2 alien nation. Is that the end of alien invasion. Did these relay strong signal to outside world that don't ever screw up with us?

No... recent thunderstorm and unstable weather lead to further investigation from the Intelligent.

From inside informers, we found out some robot alien is coming all out on us. Some alien has been living among us in disguise. Possible date of invasion is 28 June 2007. Yes 3 days more and by then you'll found out if your toaster is actually a toaster of some freaking robot relaying info to its alien boss. I've got rid of all electrical items in my house. I'm not taking any chances. None will survive, this notebook will be hacked into 4 pieces right after I publish this blog.

Some of the robot are on our side. Rumours are saying that these good alien robot are teaching our Kancil to be part of their fighter. Also known code name KANCILTRON. Apparently Gen2 was first selected but due to power window problem, they don't transform smooth enuff.

Mean time, be nice to your electronic item. Who know they might keep you alive.

Multi Racial Ghost

2007-06-22T15:09:00.000+08:00

Today I'm having TGIF kinda of blur blur.... While cracking my head thinking of what to blog today, I went blog surfing to some of my favourite bloggers. Everyone talking about Altantuya case. Some are still talking about Lina Joy not so joy and political issue from "bocor" here and there and recent news on food poisoning in school.

No 1 blog material always about bumi and non bumi discrimations. Malay hentam'ing Chinese for being ungrateful and Chinese sepak'ing Malays for being over pampered by government. And Indian - suck in the middle slowly being push out back to the estate.

Today and as usual, no racial hamtam'ing on my blog. Many people did not aware that we live in multi racial community but have any of us thought of multi racial ghost?

What happen to our soul after death? Chinese soul remain chinese, malay remain malay or is there something else non of us thought about since we are "not there yet"?

Our imagination runs wild, thus we came out with our own interpretation of what after life is all about....

MALAY GHOST : Two most famous ghost in Malay society are Pontianak (left) and Pocong (right). Pontianak is portrayed as woman in white dress with long hair and fugly face. Fancy a pretty wife like Erra Fazira? find yourself a Pontianak and stick a long nail behind her nail. She'll be yours.....

Pocong in another hand give no shit to nail. Since leg got tied up, he had to jump around to move, sometimes he got tired, this fella rolls on the ground. I bet he use lots of Breeze to clean his cloth. Kids used to love to hug those long sausage like pillow, until some bloody director decided to put Pocong on TV. I threw a way my sausage pillow for good.

Other traditional malay ghosts includes Toyol (money stealing SOB), Orang Minyak (Serial Rapist), Penanggal (bodyless ghost), Pelesit (use to posses others) and Hantu Raya (special escort for gamblers in Genting). Modern ghost includes, Hantu Susu and Hantu Tetek (breast), modern people are perverter.

CHINESE GHOST : Unlike Malay, Chinese does not have so much variaty in ghost. Traditional chinese ghost appear in their traditional wedding costume and also in traditonal General costume from Dynasty???? period. Like Pocong, they hope around a lot. Chinese ghost vision are limited, their head always look straight to if you duck below their waist, they can't see you. Also they use their sense of smell. They smell your breath... so if you stop breathing and duck, your are save.

These ghost can also be stop with a piece of yellow paper with some words by sticking on them, mostly on their forehead. For that reason these ghost always extend their hand forward so that they can choke you to death before you get to stick the magic paper on their head.

Recent influence from Korea and Japan horror movie give rise to newer generation of ghost. Powdered face figure with long hair and dress in white started to freak people out. Some has fugly face, and honestly, I think it's a ripped off from Pontianak image. Crazy director started to come out with more nonsense ghost and the weirdest of all is "wigs". Fcuk shit, wigs (rambut palsu la) is killing people !!!! I thought I see the worst when tomatoes start to kill people.

HINDU GHOST : I have trouble searching for image and info on Hindu ghost. I say what the heck, don't they have ghost? I hardly see hindu ghost movie either. Closest to thing called paranormal in hindu movie I've seen is human spirit turn into snake.

Then I notice, Malay and Chinese ghost character and appearance resemblance to the last suit they wear when we put them to rest. And hindu mostly cremated their love one after they died. So, no physical body, no ghost?

Ghost play important role in societies, they were the tool use to scared of children from doing nasty thing, like playing till night time, also help preventing couples making out in dark area.... etc. So for Hindu, since no ghost they had to create ghost. Thus, the legend of
Gopal Haldar begins......

PAKURTALA, India (AFP) - Measuring a mere 1.21 meters (four feet) and weighing a slight 24 kilograms (52 pound), Haldar -- now near to retirement age -- says he has been malnourished all his life.
"My mother was very weak. So I am. I am unable to work in the field," Halder said in an interview in the Sunderbans village of Pakurtala, about 90 kilometres (56 miles) south of the eastern Indian city of Kolkata in the Ganges River delta.
"I have hardly had the money to buy good food or visit a doctor. I have been suffering from malnutrition since my childhood.
Because of his poor health and stick-like physique, he added, neighbours had said he was "born to play a ghost".

He took to the idea and his reputation began to spread through the myriad islands that make up the Sunderbans.
"Wherever I go children call me 'Uncle Ghost' and peep at me through windows," a smiling Haldar said. "Women and children are even scared of going out at night in case they meet me."
His friend Sunil Chakraborty helps him perform on candle-lit stages in Sunderban villages yet to be reached by electricity and where people prefer to confine themselves in their homes after sundown.
He says it takes him only 10 to 15 minutes to do his makeup and transform his emaciated self into a ghost-like creature -- mainly by painting his sunken face, protruding ribs and skeletal limbs with soot.
"I see it as acting," said Haldar, adding that while he roams from village to village scaring the daylights out of people, his wife and son work in the fields.
"I have no regrets. Sometimes I enjoy it," he said of his spooky profession.

He mainly does his shows during the festive seasons and earns 40 to 50 rupees (about a dollar) a time, said his wife Malati, adding resignedly, "But he is addicted to smoking hemp and spends all his money on this habit."
Lighting up a hemp cigarette in front of his wife, Haldar acknowledged his love of the herb.
"(But) when I indulge myself in smoking hemp and playing chess, I wonder if I am a real ghost or a human being," he said philosophically.
A doctor at a local government-run hospital said Haldar had likely suffered acute malnutrition as a child which had resulted in hormonal imbalances.

Note of caution : The above info are based on what I have on my mind. Don't get offended if any of the info is different from facts or your opinions. Feel free to comment and be a nice ghost.